B R E H S

A 5 year old just mired me.
My life is complete.

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FIFTEEN I MEAN FIFTEEN

>B R E H S Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)01:03:04 No.4548

nice job fbi

>giving away your timezone
UTC+5:30 cuck, go poo in loo

im on the east coast and i live in Philadelphia come and find me reddit idiot 8====D ~~~(yourmouth)

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What part, bruv

Get that pussy user

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Southwest Philly bruh

Badlands nigga pull up Jow Forumsizen I literally have a gun in my pocket right now oops just shot someone i don't care though ( -________- )

Some students I teach flipped out when they saw my gains for the first time after winter break.
It felt good.

It probably doesn't count since my gains are actually weight loss, but still.

nice one breh. high school or what uni?

Elementary

High school. It was pretty nice. They asked if I was going to get a six pack. I told them that's the plan, though it's not like I'd ever be able to show them assuming I get one before they graduate.

God, that felt a little fucked up to type. I'm just saying it's nice when people notice.

5 year old mires are great. They care a lot about being cut though lol, maybe cause all the strong characters on TV have really cut physiques so they think cut=strong and high bf%= weak

I swear this happened to me yesterday as I was walking out of the gym. I wear glasses sometimes because I can't be assed to put in contacts and one lock of hair that just can't be put into place unless it's with fucking hairspray. I have kinda wavy hair too.

>walk out of gym
>nice fitting shirt and joggers on
>big pump since it was volume day
>see this kid 6 years max and he's with his mom
>I walk past him and the little dude is just shocked and is staring at me
>gets a bit of distance and I hear "Mom, I think that's Superman!" barely
>I turn around wink and him and do discrete "shh" gesture
>kid totally flips the fuck out and starts yelling "I WAS WRONG ITS NOT SUPERMAN HAHA I AM SO STUPID"

this was literally the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, Jow Forums. No amount of female miring and mogging will ever come close to this.

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That's smooth

Pretty fucking cool.

Jesus Christ, I think that's the most heartwarming story I've ever read on Jow Forums.

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Did you bang?

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I think I've made it bros. No amount of money, women, power and replies in a CBT will ever fucking make me feel like this again

That is absolutely adorable. I feel good for you, user.

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I think if it would be your own daughter/kid looking at you like that, that would top it probably.

this story is the stupidiest shit ive ever read but warmed my heart

>stupidest shit

that kid probably told everyone today at school or kindergarden or whatever that he saw clark kent, but made them swear they won't tell anybody

You know you could have just deleted what you wrote instead of adding a little internal monologue at the end to justify what you wrote you fucking weirdo.

>when I get older, I want to be big and strong like you

My 4-year-old niece once said that my brother's the small monster and I'm the big monster.
That made me pretty happy.