Be me

>be me
>3 months ago
>180 pounds 5'10"
>meet qtpi slampig
>make her my gf
>today
>making cereal
>she slaps my ass
>"you're getting thick, user"
>lol what?
>"Look at you"
>she squeezes my belly
>"You got so doughy! I'm going to make you thicker"
>weigh myself later today
>203 pounds
I think she's trying to get me fat. What do I do? I hadn't even noticed that I had put on so much weight

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Keep it up boy, you aren't a real man unless you weigh 350lbs

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she plans on killing you and eating you once you get fat enough. be careful

Go work out, if you aren't. Also
>trying to
You're already fat
So assuming you begin doing a good routine, start being a man and declining that fat shit man, ur the MAN and the MAN must be ALPHA and DOMINANT and TAKE what he WANTS

This, happened to me. Dump her before she dumps you... Out her ass after eating you

I'm not that fat

>making cereal
there's your problem

>FATTY IN DENIAL
Like fucking clockwork ahahahaha

It's just a bit of belly it's not like I'm 300 pounds or something

>I'm not that fat

>He included the word "that"
It's already happened. You can get out of it OP

If you're 203 at 5'10" and not fucking jacked, then you're fat. You can have poor standards for yourself all you want, but you're still fat.

When I was 203lbs at 6' I was fat user.

Compared to her I'm not fat. She's still bigger than me.

Not OP but how much of it was muscle, also OP what kind of shape were you in?

kekd like fuck

Don't compare yourself to people worse than you. Then you let yourself fall and begin comparing yourself to exceedingly worse people instead lf the opposite

I'm not letting myself fall, I'm just saying it could be worse.
Pretty decent shape. 15% body fat

>What do I do?
>meet qtpi slampig
>slampig

You acknowledge your mistake of gf'ing her and work out ever more to compensate for her being a feeder.

>Mistake
Oh it wasn't a mistake if you catch my meaning.

Didn't mean mistake, more like accepting the consequences of your actions.

Yeah. If getting chubby is the worst that will happen, I don't really mind though.

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Not op

>making cereal

I’m 189kg at 6,2 man I feel fat as shit right now, your fat bro.

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at least you're tall
you can always lose weight

>189kg
no shit you fat

>He says as a girl can literally squeeze his belly fat.