Be me

such a good fucking bait

oh look it's you again
just post in /fat/ instead of starting your own blog here

Leave me alone he's baiting and we all know it

fuck off

So what your saying is... you got low self esteem?

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Are straight women gay?

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>Loving yourself
GTFO

You presume we care because you've got a hole between your legs. You presumed wrong. Being a girl on the internet doesn't have the same privileges it does in real life, so kindly take your blog and fuck off.

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I care about all men and women on this same journey as me. We're all just people trying to make things happen.

You sound bitter. Maybe you need to swipe left on hate and swipe right on love.

>eing a girl on the internet doesn't have the same privileges it does in real life

i get the resentment, but this is a nice load of bs

Come back when you've lost a ton of weight and show us your progress, then I'll be happy to massage your ego or give you an internet medal or whatever the fuck you're after. Right now all you've told us is that you've gone for a run and you're doing yoga later, that's the kind of shit that belongs on facebook.

A thread died for this.

this

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Attention seeking Thot. Show us progress instead of just saying that you've been on a run and now you're going to be doing yoga.

You got this girl. 5 years ago I was where you are now, just broke up with my abusive ex who never showed me enough love. I was on tinder swiping right on evrryone, even the nice guys but I still wasn't happy. Then I realized it's not about how much sex I was having, it was about ME! So I started hitting the gym, my parents helped me get a personal trainer and I feel better than ever. I've lost 10 pounds (poc related) doing lunges, squats and ab workouts. My instagram page has exploded and selling this great diet tea and whey protein has helped me save some money and help my parents with the bills. I'll be going back to school in the fall for an exercise science degree and will hopefully meet the man of my dreams there who shares my love for fitness (it's a wealthy school too ;) ) Just remember, you can do this girl! I believe in you!

>We're all just people trying to make things happen.

bullshit, they are plenty of complete assholes who get off on hurting others. Not everybody is the same

LONDON
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Also post ass.

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tl;dr
Hoe decided she would take a break from the dick caroussel and expects applause

Gay man pretending to be a girl. Summer is here again

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

Don't listen to this asshole. I'M a real nice guy who would never hurt you. I'd help you with everything, money, squats (braapff), lunges (snifff) , and even laundry (*steals panties*), you're perfect baby and I wub u so much. Tee hee XD

(please sex me NOW)

>Not stuffing said hole between her legs with your 8x6

>700m

Kys

NEED A DISPENSER HERE

>forced copypasta bait
sage

I did it three times for a total of 2.1km

I entered a 5k on May 20th and I hope to complete it in 35mins

You gotta actually progress to post a blog here and even then it’s shit and nobody will care much

>swipe right on ME
I keked, good one dude. Quit larping as a female though, bad for your mental health

I will be progressing and sharing my daily progress

>swiped right on myself
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean but, keep exercising. You can get there.

>Gay man pretending to be a girl. Summer is here again

Trannies are everywhere now. This sounds more like the autogynephile type.

i always log into tinder, swipe right on qt boys and find myself in the same position. boyfriendless, a mouthful of cum, and some fuckboy zipping up while i'm down on my knees wondering how it came to this

instead of swiping right on qt chad fuckboys, i'm swiping right on myself

i'm choosing ME

"the most important, exciting and challenging relationship you have is the one you have with your self" ~ carrie bradshaw, satc, 2004

literally fuck off, 4chin isn't for worthless roasties. have you tried reddit?

Yes. All my r/c25k selfies get hundreds of upvotes

sage goes in all fields

Cringe

>bullshit, they are plenty of complete assholes who get off on hurting others
yea and from the sound of it,you are one.
kys you faggot.

This is the gayest shit I have ever read. 100% unironically believe you are a woman.

nothing cringy about finding oneself

Ok this might be a little long but bear with me here.
So Im at this Irish Pub, Mahaffey’s Pub its pretty cool I suggest you try it out. You receive a card and if you buy over 100 beers you join the club. I was currently up to 85 before I came to the Pub. So at about 10 beers in I had this crazy Idea to order 5 beers at once to get into the club. I down 3 of them and the other two im sipping on. Meanwhile im chatting with this girl I was meeting at the Pub…. bla bla bla.
We end up getting a ride back to my place and watching, The Spy Next Door, which happened to be on Satellite. Movie is garbage by the way. About half way through we start hooking up and we go to the guest room because bed is currently broken. Things start heating up and I have this other idea, I figured lets do two things I havent done before in one night, the chocolate entrance. At first she said no but I mentioned I would give her some of the Astronaut Dried Ice cream we got on the way home as a joke. Shes like, whatever im down to try something. So Im really drunk I stumble to grab some Vaseline. Im not sure how much to put so I just start rubbing it all over, the leftover I wipe on my shirt on the side of the bed and use some to slick up my hair trying to be a badass, no joke. I try to get down to business and she just starts YELLLING.

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Im like alright maybe we should just keep this civil and keep it in the right hole. But shes still yelling, saying it burned her! I mentioned, thanks baby, that empowers me but im really just average no need to patronize me here. I turn on the lights because she says its really burning now and see that I used Icy Hot for lube. Shes start yelling and yelling I take a look, it looks like an onion ring that I ate earlier at the Pub! I am so drunk im just like what should I do?!? So I turn on the shower and I start smearing it off and I get some ice wrap a paper towel around it and start pressing, she said that helped slightly. She is in the other room right now because shes pissed, and with reason. I figure I should call a cab for her because I sure as hell am not driving, but it ends up I have no cash on me I spent my last 10 dollars on a couple packs of some damn Astronaut dried ice cream at the 711 down the street on the way home.
I offered to make her a nice meal and a pack of some snacks that we got but she gave me the silent treatment. Anyways im just sitting in here and shes out in the other room she says the pain stopped. What should I do anyone been in a similar situation, I dont really want her to be this pissed at me. Should I offer her another pack of my Astronaut ice cream to break the ice or what?

>all these Incels getting mad at satire

>falling for THAT

maybe you should go there

>ran 700m
>ran
>700m
How fat are you?

>>going to yoga class later
Kek, you are hopeless.

Wat?

> ran 1.4 km
hey its something! On this rock I'll build my church

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There are literaly hundreds of males posting the same shit as OP everyday on Jow Forums. Don't be so harsh

t. femanon

Good for you OP. What's your height/weight?

retards replying to such an obvious bait. fuck Jow Forums

this is now a woman hate thread

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>decide to swipe right on ME

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>t. femanon
You didn't need to inject your gender. be gone roastie

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this girl will also swipe right on her one day

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I remember jerking off to that video even though it was terrible quality

Femanons can like fitness if they aren't into that pussy nature shit like "being in touch with your body". Fucking act like a rational human and not a magical pretty princess.

>>decide to swipe right on ME
I part of me died for you to think it's ever okay to say this

>swipe right on me
Aaaaaand back to Facebook you 1d whore

No, there aren't. Not a single one of them starts with ">guyanon here teehee pic related I'm a guy gib me attention." That's the difference, you literal retard.

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>male posts similar thread
>normal replies
>female posts similar thread
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus Christ you guys need to fucking chill.

found the reddit whiteknight fag

Go kill yourself faggot.

ahh the seldom seen admitting of their love for beta orbiters

>soulmate
>decide to swipe right on ME
>time to discover myself
>feel so in touch with my body and mother nature

Women and their gibberish should not be tolerated on this board.

What Sufjan Stevens music video is that?

What does "swipe right on me" mean?

Top kek you faggots responding to bait

>yesterday ran 1.4km and almost died
>today i ran 700m, walked a bit and repeated twice
>for a total of 2.1km
Imagine LARPing as a landwhale

I thought sucking cock on tinder WAS discovering yourself as a female..

Some tinder girl was my referral when I got my gym membership and she invites me to her yoga classes

w𝑎s

fucking degenerates (the whore and the niggers!!)

Don’t forget to deink plenty of water throughout the day and get enough sleep. You’ll be able to make the most of your workouts when your body is in a rested and hydrated state.

Honestly if you retards can't recognize bait don't post. Lurk more. Also when you see a blog post the response is "Nice blog" with Sage in the options field

What a sad board

#good #vibes #only

nice blog

>decide to swipe right on ME
>feel so in touch with my body and mother nature
These two lines confirm actual femanon more than tit pics would. No man would say shit like this

please don't go on a backpacking trip to (((discover))) yourself

Please don't (((discover yourself))) too much. Happy women need children to nurture as they age.

Fuck your gayshit nigga

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i feel bad for men if they can't swipe right on themselves

>feel so in touch with my body and mother nature
fuck off roastie

>im so cool i waste my time on Jow Forums calling everything bait when 99% of posts have no evidence of being true

You should take a rest day between runs if you’re just getting back into it don’t fuck yourself up

> be me, earnestly responding to bait

Legitimately painful to read.

Holy shit OP

I dunno, the post didn't mention anything about a "journey" so you can't be quite sure.

Holy shit Jow Forums is retarded. Do you autists not realize this post is a joke?

Nice job hon

>looking for a soulmate on tinder
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA