I eat pussy

betas
alphas

Theres no two ways about it pussy eating is submissive

When you see a shitpost so bad that you just leave Jow Forums for the entire day

Retard

fit is infested with beta cucks disgusting. dont you have some powerlifting to go do soyboy

>not eating both
you omega cucks disgust me

you dont eat pussy thats submissive. you use a vibrator on her pussy while you got her tied up BDSM style like a real man. Take notes soyim

>putting your mouth on a dirty hole that has had dick(s) in it
not gonna make it

Dunno senpai, but my girl sure likes when I eat her puss, throw her on her side to eat her ass and slide over her clit and puss from time to time, this is when she lets out the greatest moans
Clit is like super sensitive when a girl is aroused, but on the other hand not stimulating it is like when you don't grab your cock and you just feel it throbbing and demanding to be grabbed
so you go over the clit with your tongue on your way up from her ass and then go down to ass again, one smooth motion

Pussy eating is alpha so long as it's for your own enjoyment.

Eating ass merely reveals that you've been memed by the porn industry into focusing on weird shit.

if you enjoy eating pussy you are submissive so by default it cant be an alpha act

How is eating pussy submissive? Think of the kind of person you have to be to eat somebody's pussy. They'd be terrified until they bled out. Eating dick would be the highest alpha thing you can do acfually

>Eating ass merely reveals that you've been memed by the porn industry into focusing on weird shit.
>ass-attracted since I was like 9 and wanted to ram my face into my English teacher's huge sexy ass
nah senpai

If my girl can suck my dick for my enjoyment, I should eat her pussy for her enjoyment.
This is a lame meme.

females are submissive by nature, men are dominant by nature
sucking dick is a submissive act, eating pussy is a submissive act

lmao seriously though. Licking a girl's pussy is pretty much sucking dick. There could have been a thousand penises inside there.

Hahaha good fitness post brotha

>he doesn't eat creampies for protein

Never gonna make it

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Nah, I eat pussy to dominate my chick with orgasms and make her lose control of herself. Something about diving in there making her scream is invasive and controlling as fuck

This is all just pseudopsycho nonsense of course, I feel sorry for you if you inhibit yourself during sex for these kinds of reasons

I eat pussy, but only when she is on menstruation
the smell is divine

I am obsessed with raw dogging my ex’s ass

Last time we fucked I spat on her brow starfish and slipped my dick in raw, it went in but it hurt her too much so she couldn’t continue, I was within thrusts of unloading into her but :( makes me sad

>tfw no mommy dom gf to submit to

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My gf doesn't like getting her pussy eaten, should I start eating ass?

thats because shes submissive and she understands that you eating her pussy is a submissive act. she sees you as a bitch

No m8 I haven't done it yet, she just said she doesn't like getting oral but loves to give it.

B-but my professor said womyn and men were the same

she understands sexual dynamics and biology better than all these beta fit soygoys on fit who think eating pussy is normal

>those hot buzzwords
When did Jow Forums got overrun with prudes who think pussy eating is wrong?

What the fuck is this faggot meme about not eating pussy? You fags would rather suck a dick?
There is no better feeling in the world than stuffing your face into a hot bush and inhaling all those sex pheromones, makes me diamonds, makes her cum quick so that I can go about my business without giving a shit if I cum too fast
Literally no reason to not eat pussy you prudes

>i eat ass

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Of course you don't eat out the pussy, just tease the clit. Fuck going anywhere near that stank hole

oh look it's this fucking thread again

>tie your girl up
>spank her
>make her suck your dick
>eat her out until she’s begging to get fucked
>somehow beta or submissive
Okay retards

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>needing a fucking vibrator to make her cum
>has the gall to call others beta
Lmao fampai

You can LITERALLY get throat cancer from eating pussy.

So don't eat pussy. It's way more risky than, say, smoking.

>eat her out until she’s begging to get fucked
lol faggot

only faggots eat pussy, fact.

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>seeing a pussy at all
Pretty alpha by my standards

What?

Does anyone have and legitimate research or literature that suggests that eating pussy is in fact a biologically submissive behavior or linked to low testosterone or something? I am genuinely curious. Or is this just a meme made by closet fags who are afraid of pussy?

If you look at wild animals or even just dogs, you see the male sniffing and licking around the ass/pussy before mounting the female and these interactions id assume are a pure example of male/female domination at a primal level.

This completely.
Stop doing what rappers who get paid by Jews tell you is good an normal. 80% of women don’t actually want their anuses stimulated at all. Have regular, missionary NORMAL sex. It’s okay, you’re not really designed to enjoy anything else more than that, and you’d realize if you laid off the porn and magazines (the ones who started the trend) for a while.

lol your all a bunch of pussies. just eat pussy/ass/whatever the fuck you want and don't give a fuck about whats right or wrong. Just doing what you want is alpha

>If you look at wild animals or even just dogs, you see the male sniffing and licking around the ass/pussy before mounting the female and these interactions id assume are a pure example of male/female domination at a primal level.

jesus christ you're a fucking retard.
yea, animals are really out their eating each other out, you sperg.

>When one dog greets another with a nose in the derrière, it’s basically getting a brief biography of its new friend, written in scent molecules and pheromones. To the sides of a dog’s butt are pouches called anal sacs; these contain glands which secrete chemicals that can tell a sniffer a lot of information about their owner, like gender, reproductive status, and clues about its health, diet, and even emotional state. It may seem like a strange way to go about it, but butt sniffing is just the canine version of shaking hands and introducing yourself.

25% of throat cancer cases are due to eating pussy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HPV-positive_oropharyngeal_cancer

i did the math

13 years of porn, 365 days, 3 times a day, viewing 4 tube-porn pages on average, each page has on average 40 thumbnails on it

How many holes have I seen? Let's see.

4 pages(160 pics) x 3times daily = 480 pics

480pics x 365days = 175200 pics yearly

175200pics x 13years = 2.277.600million pics

Since each pic has a mouth vagina and asshole on it that means I've seen 6.832.800million holes in my lifetime. Not too bad huh.

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THEY'RE PUSSY BANDITS TRYING TO HOARD IT ALL FOR THEMSELVES

What's with this movement on Jow Forums against going down on women? I've seen this on various boards for years now.

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>A 2010 review study has found that HPV16 oral infection was rare (1.3%) among the 3,977 healthy subjects analyzed.

>tfw into ass, pussy, belly (not fat ones) worship

>how to give a girl an infection
dude I'm all about eating pussy but when you hit that ass you've chosen ass

See you're joking, but if you're into a girl you won't let blood stop you from doing anything. And it drives them crazy. If it's a heavy day, put down a towel and have her get on top, hold that pussy still while I demolish it. If it's light, business as usual bruh

My ex was like that til i buried my face in there and showed her what was up. Turned out everyone she'd been with was bad at it or didn't really try

Dude this. I tell these little fags in every "tfw small dick" thread. Eat fucking pussy. Jesus fucking christ. You're gonna cum anyway, might as week get her there first and then handle yourself at your leisure

This is a guy who I would approve for my sister

My friend has had 2 girlfriends who would bring over vibrators and I just don't think I'd be cool with it. Maybe I'm insecure. But I'd feel offended

t. plays 3ds in public

Eating pussy is also a porn meme, there's a reason God punishes you with throat cancer for doing it.

What if you choke her during?

Of course they do, its not the act that's traumatic, its the fact that they enjoyed it more than any other encounter. That's what fucks them up.

Nothing wrong with eating pussy but you gotta make her earn it. It's called returning the favor and she'll want your dick more in the long run.

Its not beta or submissive its just degenerate.
I rather to make sweet love to my woman.
About eating pussy, posters you responded too are Jow Forums posters who watched movies like The Believer and LARP about it too much.

I mean, sucking cocks is far superior than what eating pussy looks like, but I seriously don't get these prudish attitude towards eating pussy or ass. There's literally nothing wrong with it.

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It is a man's duty to provide not to recieve. Getting head makes you a beta and if you can't eat pussy like a real man then you're a beta too. Put them thighs on lock and flip her fold her do whatever the fuck you want as long as you're in control

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autism at work

bitches pussies stank

Jesus Christ it is unbelievable the amount of betas itt

You DO NOT eat pussy. period. Your job is to make her cum through your masculinity, vigor, and long-dicking. Eating pussy is literally for faggot that think "I'm gonna lick her pussy for 20mins! I'll leave such a good impression that s-she will text me again r-right? Women love to give head because they love to submit to a man in order to please him. But a man doing the same thing? Get out of here. I don't care who you are or how many girls you banged, if you eat pussy you're a beta bitchboi

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It's to meme virgins and robots into being terrible sexual partners when they eventually start fucking.

t. Beta bitchboi

Girlfriends are for betas

I'm settling this once and for all u fuckin nerds. Both getting head and eating pussy can be alpha or beta, it just depends on how you go about it. If you're lying back while a girl is in control of your peen and you're moaning are you more alpha than a dude who's got a girl's thighs in a death grip and is lifting her and folding her over while she squirms? No, but the same is true the other way. Just be in control lads and you're set

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I need an illustration user

Farming larping points serves no purpose

If a girl lets your mouth anywhere near her pussy you're doing better than 95% of Jow Forums

To the user that started this thread: You. Stop making the world worse.
To the guys somehow trying to convince others your sexual behaviors are okay: Please stop judging yourself based on what the people on Jow Forums say it’s bad to do.
If there was ever a group anyone didn’t need to prove themselves to, it’s fucking Jow Forums.

this is the most reddit post i've ever fucking read
go back

Says you.

You settled nothing. This is a non issue.

Your impression of things doesn’t matter.

Actually I'll settle things once and for a all: only soyboys debase themselves by going down on women

this

>I eat pussy to dominate my chick with orgasms and make her lose control of herself.
this x10
>tfw pin her hips to the bed because she's squirming too much
>inb4 trying to get away from me

>Clit is like super sensitive when a girl is aroused
Wow really???

I thought we already had this debate in grade school already.
Personally, I don’t give a fuck what anyone here does or doesn’t do. Because we’re in Jow Forums, and I know close to 60% of you have shoved something into your asses, have masturbated to something illegal at some point, and you all invest in mindless entertainment (porn, movies, this shit site) that your opinion on anything relating to the real world is irrelevant.

>eating pussy to pleasure her
>not eating pussy because you're horny and want to taste her

I love eating my gfs pussy. I wish she'd let me eat her asshole more too. I love when she throats me too. And when she pulls me into her by the hips when she wants me to cum in her. And when she hops off me and sucks and swallows when I nut.

How do you not want to shove your face between your girls legs and lick that pussy. It's fucking hot. How do you not want to just shove your face in her ass and sniff when she bends over in her leggings?

sucking dick is actually the patrician choice

Unironically this

Shitskin detected

>my gf got freaked out when I told her I had my red wings
Why are they so ashamed of their bodies?

Pic unrelated

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i used to eat my gf's pussy. then she got fat and i'm barely attracted to her anymore. she asks me to eat her out every few months. i say no. the last few times i did it, which were over a year ago, i was (and had to be) drunk.