What are you doing on this friday night?

What are you doing on this friday night?

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Eating, sitting down, not moving. I get up tomorrow at 5:50AM to run for at least 4 hours since I have a 50 mile run June 30th.

Would be nice to have a girl here with me to bang obviously.

fucking your mom up the shit honker with my big dick

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Going to fuck my girlfriend

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Can't sleep since she broke up with me. Constantly refresh her Facebook to see when she was last online. Help me Jow Forums

Picking up a college girl I've been balling for the past couple weeks. She's hella fit and has a great body. We're having chicken broccoli and pasta tonight then drinking wine and watching a movie and she's gonna stay at my place. Chimp clamping will ensue throughout the night.

Feels good man. My other hookup buddy is a stoner braphog but she has work tonight.

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feel bad about my body, like everyday senpai

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Day 7 of my fast
Being alone
Watching MXC

Going to bed early because I have to work tomorrow and if I don't get a good night sleep I'll be tired.

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jerking it to anime girls

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Sitting here. I lifted with my bro ln, and I'm going bowling tomorrow night. I told the girl I'm dating not to come over and regretting it.

God, I want to punch her stupid face so bad...

Recovering from a pulled muscle in my back and maybe helping deliver some puppies.

>her
user..

Idc if guy

Muh dick

Delete fucking facebook.

watching Eva again

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>girls
user...I...

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The gym. Then work.

Writing papers and going to the gym. Almost done with second semester of nursing school, gotta finish this shit soon.

>Mxc
>NGE

Ma niggas

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Contemplating how I still haven't lost my virginity.

I went out for dinner with friends.

It was pretty nice. It's been a long time.

Its Saturday morning for me right now, though.

Punk show with some friends, pre game as we speak

Masturbating to traps, and doing a late night cardio session.

Just worked 9 hours, lifting and driving. Heel is bruised so I'm gonna rest. House sitting for my boss. Gf is dog sitting, 2 dogs, one just had surgery. Work tomorrow at 9am, full day.

Comfy tequila time

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you're on Jow Forums buddy, you're not alone

I had some mild stomach trouble and an outbreak of cold sores. I canceled plans with my gf and have been a lazy sod. I had a wank and now im bored.
I dont want to be seen with these fucking sores, and I'm touring 3 apartments tomorrow. Fuck.

Keeping grandma company until gramps gets home from work, then going to meal prep and give my mom a phone call

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This girl just sent me a snapchat im like 80% shes dTf but I accidentally clicked out and missed it...

how do I respond?

what?

user... do you really not know the sauce of the image you posted?

picked up drawing as a hobby a week ago to combat my crippling autism and loneliness

was working on this but like i do with everything, i stopped to browse Jow Forums

currently cutting for the summer so i just feel weak in general

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this

I also just dropped some benidryl I was planning on going to bed early what do I here bros

Going to bed cus i'm working tomorrow to get some delicious OT.

got broken up with today, she left me for a less built dude. Literally lifted, got broken up with, and spent the rest of the day alone.

No one will respond to my text messages

It's all good my dude, take the time to reassess your situation and chill out. Dwelling on all the negative shit will burn you out

got rejected again going to drink my sorrows away.

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I'm trying his new thing where I shut myself out and focus on studying, lifting, and reading (manga). Sometimes I'll watch something on Netflix.
So I think I'll study and read some stuff.

I've been dumped twice within the last year brah. One from a 1 yr and a half relationship and another one from 3 months. My advice to you is to cut all contact, delete everything you have of her and focus on improving yourself.

I’m gonna fuck a freshly turned 18 year old who’s never had anyone touch her.

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Wow user, you should draw for Rick and Morty

...but you know what it is too.

how many times have you watched it?

a few times. but I know they are not girls, user.

ur gonna get herpes from this slut homie, she probably has a fetish for tricking guys shes a virgin too

>What are you doing on this friday night?
browsing Jow Forums

>tfw would love to do things outdoors
>but have no friends to do things with
what do?

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My bro cheated on his gf of 3 years while drunk. She is over at our house right now and will probably spend the weekend with us (I live with my bro and a friend in a house). I really wanna burst in their room and tell her like a call of the void thing. He says he might tell her but I know he never will. I really like his gf and she is serious about their relationship and would never treat on him but he was always a player so it doesnt matter to him.

What do

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>I swore I'd try new things this year
You feel that? It's the feeling of visible disgust.

Where are you, user?

Getting chipotle, gonna read and then watch a movie, just a quiet night in.....Again

toronto

Closing at my call center job. Then i'll just go back home, listen to sad music and shitpost on Jow Forums.

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>being this much of a cuck and not even having a fucking clue

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Sounds comfy. If you're 21 and in the states, you could find a dispensary that sells recreational marijuana to make it more fun.

I had a job interview that took 2 hours to get to. Now that I'm home, I don't feel like doing anything. Maybe play some Siege and pass out.

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getting drrunkl

I don’t know man. We’ll see later.
Given that her ig is filled with her debut pictures, I’d wager she hasn’t actually had anyone run the risk of going into prison for rape.

fuck I'm jelly user. I've been with 4 girls but I've never taken anyone's virginity.

if she's into erotic novels, try smoothtalking her with erotic wordplay. hope you got her number already.

Is smoking after lifting bad for you?

I like edibles but I lift worse on them the next day

fuck off schlomo

Don't get involved dude. Not your business or your problem.

>Constantly refresh her Facebook to see when she was last online

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Staying in and watching YouTube/studying since I'm trying to not drink right now and that seems to be the only thing I can go out and do with friends at night most nights anymore. Going to hang out with some friends tomorrow and grab dinner though. I really need to stop working nights and sleeping in the mornings so I can start making social gains again without drinking or going to bars.

Lmao what is the sauce?

Revving some of the new seasonal anime to see how they are.

boku no pico

It’s not for everyone, virgins just can’t fuck as good as girls who know how to fuck and blow already. The thought that you’re the first down there gets me a high though, be it pussy or anal virginity.
>send dick pic
>wtf it’s kinda big
>tell her I’m not gonna force it in
>I’m going to power through her later
devilish.tar.gz

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Smoking marijuana shouldn't be bad after a lift. I know people who get high then lift.
Edibles give a different high so I can see where you come from in not wanting to lift the following day. Personally, this doesn't happen to me.

See thats what another friend of mine said but it is my brother and this could lead to marriage so this girl would be apart of my family. Hell she practically is considering all the holidays she has spent with us. If it were one of my friends tho I would agree it would be 0% my business.

Breaking up with my gf

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>debut pictures
is that some asian thing

sorry

Yep, when they turn 18 they get their parents to throw them a huge party.

are u asian

It’s ya boy resident Chang back at it with a bunch of asians for your yellow fever.

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yes user, tear taht shit up and RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE AFTER U, go do the goddam ting user

Getting drunk with my gf and watching SpongeBob

I've been broken up with twice too man. once from a 4 1/2 year and once from a 3 month.

theres something wrong with me bro

Thanks, user

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Any good comfy video game ideas for when I get high user?

>muh gains

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you can't tell me thats a boy, shut the fuck up

battling loneliness and depression while endlessly swiping right on single moms and fat girls on tinder just to try and match

no luck yet

Know the feel very, very hard. Time to delete Facebook off your phone and if necessary, deactivate your account. Same for Instagram and any other social media you have her on.

Live in the world for a little bit, man. Social media doesn't fucking exist. Every single moment of every single day does.

Just get a facemask like you would use in a hospital and tell them you got super aids with a straight face.

unfriend her as soon as you can
source: ive been there, its not fun took me about 8 months to start to get over it

Working

Getting drunk while on phen because I went from potentially having 2 dates to having 0. I'm not gonna make it bros

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not just unfriend. please block. this is advice i need to take for myself

from the outside looking in it's so obvious.

thought i was going to have this chick over tn, she ghosted me, probably gonna watch trainspotting or something

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taking someone's virginity is pretty overrated senpai

it's slow as fuck and you can't enjoy it, the one time i did they took a good half an hour trying to lower themselves onto my dick and could never go fast enough to get proper enjoyment out of it

creepin' on Jow Forums trying to find posts by this qt from work who says he posts here, after a 4 hour nap, a perfectly pathetic friday night

wtf mate. that is like literally impossible to decipher why would you do this

like i said, pathetic :^)

:3 I like you

People are more likely to commit suicide or have suicidal thoughts while intoxicated. Be careful bud.

Hello I am qt from work. I am sorry, but we cannot be together. The only thing that may sway my opinion is lewd pictures of yourself in a cute dress posted in this thread.

>had sex with girl im seeing for first time
>after that pickup her drunk friends and drop them off
>little do her friends know the seat has cum stains on it from 30 minutes ago >:)