And you say these "goblins" are out to steal your "mad gains"?
And you say these "goblins" are out to steal your "mad gains"?
Sebastian Russell
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Zachary Anderson
>This "zyzz" tells you you're going to make "it"?
>Yes, I see...
Caleb Lewis
Who is this "Natt-E" fellow and what is he trying to gain? Is he the strong one that goes mad? I'm worried you keep talking about this "bloating to the max" thing why would you TRY to become morbidly obese? You need more help than I can provide it seems so I will be referring you to my colleague, Dr. Richard Piano.
Camden Watson
>You say you're "cutting". Why do you think self-harm will soothe your feelings?
Hudson Baker
>Is the wealthy piano in the room with us now?
James Diaz
>fuck the gains goblins cutie, I have two business class tickets to Athens for tonight, are you coming?
Isaiah Davis
alpha af
Cooper Watson
>You drink a gallon of milk every day because someone named "Rip" told you to?
Gavin Lopez
>And at the gym, you see rabbits doing cardio?
Ayden Jenkins
>"can you elaborate about how you feel about not having a significant other?"
Matthew Moore
Smooth
Parker Wood
>a cartoon dog told you to do *what* with a skateboard?
Adam Kelly
>You're considering suicide because you're... what did you call yourself again? A "manlet"?
Isaac Hernandez
So these anonymous strangers on an online Ugandan child sex slave forum told you to join the Waffen SS and go mad in order to acquire lots of Gain laundry detergent and grills like they supposedly have?
Easton Brown
hi chad
Lincoln Ramirez
>You want to become "swollen"?
Jace Harris
Yeah, doc. Pretty much bang on
Brody Kelly
>So let me get this straight again; you are saying that you spent the last 5 months trapped in a "pit" located within your gym facility?
Jeremiah Ross
>and you believe you are the "king" of the creatures in the pit because you're 5'11"?
Evan Lee
>you take sips of how many raw onions per day?
Brody Phillips
>you've eaten how many eggs?
Jonathan Morgan
>It says here that you turned 30 last week, and you still can't squat 185 for reps
Tyler Johnson
>Right.. So you're considering suicide because someone on a Cuban Dragon Bone Collecting website laughed at you for not being able to lift a plate? I don't understand. What was on this plate?
Liam Hughes
Tell me user what is this 'manlet' and when did you start considering yourself a member of this so called 'master-race'?
Robert Sanchez
ghj
Lucas Cook
> “Have you considered the possibility that these ‘death lifts’ might be why you’re constantly complaining of back pain? Yes? Then why do you add more weight?”
Anthony Evans
>">tfw no qt azn gf"... what does this mean, user?
Sebastian Morris
I mean... shit, Jow Forums. I’m glad you guys at least can recognize and even satirize the fact that normal people don’t prioritize the retarded shit we do and don’t really talk like that.
Really do think about it whenever you feel bad about anything involving/fit/.
Josiah Allen
>we checked your recent internet activity and noticed your frequent use of the word "braphog" can you elaborate?
Michael Bailey
>implying brap posters need therapy
Wyatt Reed
the first stage is denial as indicated by the post above
Carter Mitchell
>what exactly is it that you need to live?
Jose Baker
You need a cross
Levi Reed
Kayden Scott
no, he left humanity humanity behind 8 months ago...
Joshua Sanchez
>tfw no gf
Bentley Gray
>so you mentioned your admiration for raising calves
>did you always want to be a farmer?
Matthew Peterson
>how many scoops?
Adrian Reed
>so when did these fantasies about sniffing "braps" begin?
Josiah Ramirez
>So user... By joining a German death squad with its leader rippletits you are gonna leave the human race behind?
Lincoln Moore
> You constantly mutter "four scoops come on" to yourself because you want to "leave humanity behind" ?
Aaron Evans
>can you elaborate?
you mean
>care to extrapolate?
Connor Hernandez
>so this scooby doo fellow made fun of a man for making cookies by using a french article
Connor Green
>Now could you please explain why you're so obsessed with dinner plates
Ryan Martin
>I dont understand, you yell "lightweight baby" but you're lifting in excess of 500 lbs?
Brandon Brown
Aiden Roberts
I chuckled
Ryder James
>you called him a madman for eating 3-6 meals a day? 3-6 is recommended by most nutritionist. nothing mad about his behavior.
Brandon Baker
>What is your obsession with this cookie tool?
Dominic Sanders
Grayson Jackson
>user, this is the second time you've asked me this, and frankly I find it inappropriate. I understand that you're feeling lonely, but no, I will not be your girlfriend.
Lincoln Hall
>How much I "bench bra"? I don't understand the question.
Connor Williams
Pls :/
Nolan Thomas
I had to eat all the eggs.
Justin Wright
>so what is this "LONDON" that you said when you first saw me?
Leo Reed
>tfw no liv tyler lookalike gf
Cameron Rogers
Yes, always with us
Jaxson Young
Underrated.
Samuel Mitchell
"here's a couple of acres"
Matthew Hernandez
>the nurse informed me that you requested a new doctor because I look like a..."soyboy"? May I ask what that is?
Isaac Powell
>Sir, you're 30 years old. Let's be honest, you shouldn't be risking your life at the gym. Leave the girls you call "thots" to the younger generation, and find yourself a nice single lady.
Austin Powell
>Let's see... Your chart says that you believe eating chicken and lifting heavy items up and down will allow you to "make it"?
Oliver Brooks
>the... "death lift"?
Jason Reed
So you've been depressed ever since a homosexual porn star you followed on social media died?
Do engage in homosexual activities?
I'd like you to get a blood test.
Tyler Lee
>what is an eye-knee-key and why are you crying?
Aiden Bennett
So... Why do you feel this "Press tee emm" is for you?
Jacob Hernandez
Oh my god I’m in the tire shop waiting room right now and I’m trying not to laugh my ass off at these.
Jonathan Reyes
>asian that went through med school
I highly doubt he doesn't know fitness memes
Adam Adams
>you say you like to travel, but why are you so opposed to visiting Snap City?
btw
elaborate is correct in that context
Owen Mitchell
>sir, it's a simple prostate esamination, please stop repeating "no homo". what do you even mean by that?
Asher Baker
>elaborate is correct in that context
care to extrapolate on why?
Tyler James
Leo Green
>the neck pill ... the red pill ... the black pill ... I'm concerned with your drug use, user
Jack Turner
>I'm sorry, ma'am, but your insurance won't cover cosmetic surgery to your labia major.
>No, I will not sleep with you to pay for the operation. Firstly, it is against my ethics as a doctor, and secondly I have a young Polish fiancé.
Samuel Scott
>tell me more about why you think your wrists are too tiny?
Lincoln Allen
>sir you've got a minor concussion
>and if I may ask... why exactly were you doing these "Skullcrushers" in the first place ?
Hunter Wood
>what do those words you're refering to me as mean? "candy ass roody poo" Frankly sir, I don't appreciate it.
Dylan Martinez
>flexes a cep
How about now?
Pls respond
Angel Wilson
D-doc, can you wiggle another finger in there? I'm planning on upgrading my squat plug.
Zachary Wood
kek I get this meme
Levi Sullivan
> that 30 year old who browses fit
Evan Jackson
>So you take issue with people who are older than your trying to exercise?
Dominic Lee
5, always at least 5
Benjamin Howard
>sir, I don't know what a "braphog" is, but you have pink eye
Cameron Roberts
>You're mewing? You think imitating cats will make you look better?
Sebastian Collins
Kevin Butler
I know I have mental issues but I am legit afraid that the therapist would be so confused and astonished by me that they couldnt understand or help me at all. I spent so much time on Jow Forums I dont think my brain even has a reaction to gore/porn/diseases anymore.
Luke Jackson
No, the goblins are not goblins in the strictest sense of the word, the moment you do or say something that implies that you don't want me to make gains, you become a type of spook that I like to call "gains goblin" just for convenience. There's ideology behind all the little actions, the things you say, even the things you're wearing right now, they're all spooks.
Caleb Collins
Stirner pls go
Hudson Long
>And you try to banish these uncomfortable visions of yours by yelling "begone, thought"?