Uh guys. My pea is black. Do I have rhab?

Uh guys. My pea is black. Do I have rhab?

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I know this is bullshit, because it looks like you have pissed like 2 liters there, and the stream is still as thick as it is.
People will fall for this regardless.

sure why not

At least 3 scoops

Start by getting a toilet, and stop pissing on your own feet

do you not see the water coming out of the showerhead

>no black ducks
Fucking racist mother fucker kill yourself.

Don't piss in the bath you disgusting faggot

>he doesn't conserve water by peeing in the shower

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>drinking so much soda your pee becomes the soda

>implying there's something wrong with pissing in the bath

I once pissed coca cola colored wee. Scared the shit out of me and it's never happened since. I don't know what caused it but I had just been running bare-foot (dunno why) and had huge blood blisters because of it.

Those are ducks of colour and black is lack of colour.

No, as long as you bathe in it right after

that's the rhabap
lucky you were ok if you didn't go to the doctors

DEATH

Do you do martial arts or did you get injured?

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Fucking idiots

Wow, that is literally tea-colored urine - the hallmark of Rhabdomyolysis.

Keep up fluids, avoid exercise for a day.

wow what the fuck
This is the first time I've read about rhab

Some four or five years ago I did the craziest pyramid workout, and had the worst DOMS of my life. I was an idiot and put on some ice power on my thighs and fell asleep, woke up when I had to go to the bathroom. My piss was the color of black tea, but I didn't feel bad so I thought that maybe the cold gel somehow got absorbed and tinted the color of the piss.

I just relaxed and my legs got better, and nothing happened. And now I learn that it could have been fatal, what the fuck

When that happens, HIT THE DOC INSTANTLY.
On your own you might not die (sounds nice, uh?) but it will fuck your kidneys, it's only a matter of how badly.

I guess I was lucky then, because I took a thorough blood test recently and everything was just fine, except thyroid values being like 0.1% higher than the normal value, indicating that it's not working as well as it should.

Other than that, I'm healthy and well. But holy shit I will never forget that DOMS, lasted almost a week and even when my legs were straight, my thighs felt like ripping from the stretch.

The DOMS were bad because your muscles literally tore apart and all the muscle protein (your gains) leaked into your blood. The blackness in your blood was you literally pissing your gains away lmao.

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WELL FUG :D:D:D no wonder I am still skinnyfat sburdo pödre :D:DDDD

Yer a gainsgoblin, spurdo!