Be me

>be me
>sifting through the Gram™
>stumble upon ESPN in Explore
>Lebron James missing freethrows to tie a 2-point game
>They end up losing
>Have to check the comments
>"the time is now old man"
>"time for the king to retire"
>"he's been in it for too long"
>google his age
>33

Even the normies understand it, brehs. 30 is the age of deterioration. All your lifts decline. Your athletic ability declines. Your hairline recedes. You become a pathetic has been of manhood. Cursed to live out your remaining days on Earth just to die. Will oldcels ever learn is my question. Will they ever truly come to terms and instead of fighting the hopeless battle against a youthful opposition, perhaps JOIN us to work towards a better future for both sides?

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fuck off

Now you know the reason for the age-old adage

>If exercise hurty, it because you’re thirty!

...You miss the last free throw on purpose if you're two points behind in the last second.

30 is when men physically decline
>testosterone lowers
>muscle decreases
>metabolism slows down
Also, Lebron has been playing in the nba since 18. He always plays 38-40 minutes and his game constantly relies on driving to the rim. It’s impressive that his athleticism still hasn’t declined and he hasn’t experienced a serious injury

That's because he is easily the greatest physical specimen who has ever played in the NBA outside of Shaq during his first couple seasons. Not as skilled as Jordan either but he doesn't need to be

He dropped triple double that game with 44 points. He's never been better and he will do more great things

He had an enremarkable dunk that was #1 on the Top Plays on SportsCenter today even though someone made a 100ft putt at the Masters and Crosby scored by buying the puck off the goalie's back. I fucking hate how enthralled everyone is with this balding manchild.

>fetishizing youth
absolutely progressive

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Why are there so many anti-30yo posts?

I'm 33 and I find it kinda funny. Is it the same dude who got his gf stolen by a 30yo because the dude is actually not immature and has a nice paying job?

Digits dont lie

His defense is ass now ever since he got lit up by Durant in the finals

Just wait for the playoffs.

Because agelets will never learn.

I'm 40 and i really really like the 30 year old meme!

What an utterly pathetic mindset.

>thinking every human being on planet earth ages in the same way regardless of diet, physical activity, sleep and other important lifestyle choices such that once they reach 30 years old it's only a downhill slope

Even more pathetic denial about it.

manlet's are trying to force a new meme so they can feel a sense of superiority.
shame what that inferiority complex does to their little brains.

Yeah I know.
The fuck is up with the west?

It's driving people insane.

Word. 30 is still a child

Voting age should be 40

LeBron is literally the greatest basketball player to ever live, and still has 10+ years left to play.

Meanwhile in California...

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>Lebron James missing freethrows to tie a 2-point game
if it's a single freethrow you miss on purpose and try to score from it, normies just don't understand.
also, you retire early in any pro sport because you get a lot of injuries in your career.

>they end up losing
is it really thought about that far in advance?
are they preparing for the next draft?

I dont into sports, why would you ever want to NOT make points?

he troll bro, some fetish of his or some shit

LeBron only seems old since he's been playing in the league since he was 18, and people were hearing his name before that too.

ITT OLDCEL SUPPORT THREAD

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Bruh, there was 1.9 seconds on the clock and they were down two. Had he made them both, it would have sent the game to OT. There's no reason to miss in that situation when missing just means praying for a rebound which you may or may not get. Making two free throw is infinitely easier than trying to get a rebound. Also there's no excuse for missing the first one

Amazing to think that Jesus said this 2000 years ago.

>tfw Jesus would've been 18 at that time

How did he already know? Is he /oursaviour/?

TrustTheProcess