Hit 1/2/3/4

This is actually kinda hot

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They'll probably end up being successful too. Nepotism is what's most important in today's job market

Lol at having to compensate for not being hot with being overly sexual

i know i'm getting old now because a few years ago i would have thought the same thing, but now all i can think is if that was my daughter, i'd beat her to death

Am I the only one that noticed rule 9?

Okay
I’m not looking to date one I’m just say yeah I’d like a piece of dat ass
The girl on the left is pretty attractive
Yeah it’s no cockblocks

>fuck lots of guys
>no condoms

thats not a pussy, thats a biologic weapon

this incredibly fake post reminds me of another famous fakepost

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>56210▶
>
the right answer

Top gig (gig is short for giggle)

I’d like to bukkake them with 1000 other thick hot men

>Are you sure you want to sleep with this guy? He's black, has herpes, and you're super drunk, I think he's taking advantage of you and you wouldn't normally do this.
>"NO COCKBLOCKS!"

Why does it have to be fake? I literally knew girls in college with lists of guys they’d screwed on their dorm walls. It’s not that hard to believe.

What part of it is “fake”?

Don't listen to what they say, your golden ticket is in the mail.

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hey I replied to your other thread on Jow Forums

Why does this make me so angery

Literally all I want in life

Jerome got it in the first time but only got the succ the last 2 times, what did Jerome do wrong exactly

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Nothing, he knew dat pussy ratchet the first time so opted for the mouth the next two times

Alex and sean are my bois

Alex is Sean's dad.

the guy who makes these may legitimately be insane

send in your application man. Jesus newfags are early this summer.

I've seen some pretty wild sororities

lol the fucking corpse

holy fuck

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>no blacks

Delete this

I’ve seen many variations of this throughout high school

He definitely has a problem. Although I don't disagree with his point generally

No cock blocks, sorry sweetie

>Mr. Clover

>3 bedroom house
>4 kids
Do you not see a problem with your math user

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Kek

>Feeling fit buddy?
>I'm just a lucky guy

>THREE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD

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lil niggas can bunk. duhh

man thats one of the reasons i love USA, i studied for 3 months on a college there and i lived on a building in front of a fraternity and couple blocks away from a sorority and holy shit, they competed basically everyday to see who could throw a better party and which house is best at getting fucked up, i lived the best 3 months of my life there

1 nothing wrong with me
2 nothing wrong with me
3 nothing wrong with me
4 nothing wrong with me

disgusting

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delet now

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I especially like the guy masturbating to anal porn is a CEO

2 kids, 3 friends, 4 bed house. Fucking 4 kids you fucking madman...

Triggered roastie. Bit to close to home?

>encourages debauchery at the party
>we're gonna tag you in it on facebook

How to throw a shit party 101

If you and your partner are white you need to have 3-4 kids minimum. Otherwise we are just at replacment levels.

Found the 33 year old single mom. Hows baby Tyrone doing?

>me in the middle bottom

>Sex
>yes
>blowjob
>habdjob
Those gender studies classes has gone too far

This guy know

The guy is actually an insane angry hapas though, who's angry at the game, seems to know how it's played, and makes whiny comics instead of playing the game himself

based Chios poster

currently at 0 for all 4. any good routines for a starter that wants mass?

Someone fucking wipe America off the face of the Earth already. Man the fuck up Putin, the world needs you

#metoo

they kind of look nasty tho

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I won't have kids just to spite you.
>t. white

Why is this a big deal? I could do all of these in 6 months of lifting max. Dead lift was the only one not that in 2 months.

it’s actually 4pl8 neck pulls after realizing deadlifts just fuck your back up

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This makes me sick to my stomach with jealousy. Who gets to fuck this much?

whores user. whores

Go to a college town and go out on a Friday night to a dance club or bar it’s really fucking easy to pickup girls

Guess you shoulda drank more in college.

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Every kid doesn’t get their own room. Three bedroom means one for man and wife, and if four kids either one each for boys and girls, or two boys per room or two girls per room if all four are same sex.

if you look around, there's a lot of beta virgins at that party and those are the only 2 girls.
2 guys out of all of them are MAYBE going to get laid.

>4 kids
I'm one of 4 kids, no thanks

I’m one of five and I can’t imagine having a small family of my own. Your anecdote isn’t an argument.

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Mfw hit 1/2/3/4 and still skinnyfat dyel

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Impossible. I'm about halfway there and so much better. You should cut.

"I wonder why we all have STDs"

imagine being the person who spent 30+ minutes making this gay ass sign just for some likes on Facebook

Underrated

You didn't join the real and active Official Fitness Server on Discord yet?? Advice on routine and posture advice, motivate each other, awesome stories, feels, food pics recipes and diet checks, fasting, etc. Self improvement, nofap and even relationship advice. We also have some fun channels like memes or tinder thot patrolling. For those who want more adventure, we have a contest: post a pic in begin of the month, and one at the end. Then users vote and the winner gets prize money! We accept people from all fitness levels: fat, average or athletic. As long as you are encouraging and motivating you are most welcome! discord.gg/WfgghsW

>closer to 2/3/4/5 than 1/2/3/4
>no sign of gf yet

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>Had sex with as many people in 1 month as I have in my life
>tfw 20

J U S T

>2 kids
>4 bed house
>one empty bedroom
What's the point? 4 kids isn't even a lot

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based

U wot?
>1 wife, 2 kids, 3 bedroom house, 4 good friends
is much more aesthetic

having a spare bedroom can make a good workplace, hobby- or guest room

Clam down Elliot.

>Finally hit 2pl8 bench in March
>155/245 (lmao mindset)/350/475 @170
>First girl I match with on Bumble messages me
>She does yoga and half marathons
>We go on a date
>Both have fun
>Second date is tomorrow
The meme is true guys. You can have a GF. All you have to do is lift 1/2/3/4

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There are industry moguls whose trade is harvested organs and child sex slaves catering to members of your congress and some drunk hoes are the people that make you rage?
How telling.

Brilliant

Seeing this kind of stuff reminds me why I'm a semi-shut in.

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha faaagggg

cringe

This x1000

>Eurocucks

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