>hit 1/2/3/4
>Still haven't gotten an invitation to the pussy palace
Should I write them a letter?
Hit 1/2/3/4
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I want to violently murder those girls
Can anyone tell me what's 1/2/3/4?
1 pl8 ohp 2 pl8 bench 3 pl8 squat 4 pl8 deadlift
no way me too
60kg OHP
100kg Binch
140kg Squat
180kg Diddly
Literally disgusting. Since when is using a condom to prevent pregnancy and STD's a bitch move? Christ. This is what single mothers look like when they're young.
1 Wife, 2 good friends, 3 bedroom house, 4 kids.
>tfw I also didn't get enough attention from daddy
Formerly Sneed+Rally
This is actually kinda hot
They'll probably end up being successful too. Nepotism is what's most important in today's job market
Lol at having to compensate for not being hot with being overly sexual
i know i'm getting old now because a few years ago i would have thought the same thing, but now all i can think is if that was my daughter, i'd beat her to death
Am I the only one that noticed rule 9?
Okay
I’m not looking to date one I’m just say yeah I’d like a piece of dat ass
The girl on the left is pretty attractive
Yeah it’s no cockblocks
>fuck lots of guys
>no condoms
thats not a pussy, thats a biologic weapon
this incredibly fake post reminds me of another famous fakepost
>56210▶
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the right answer
Top gig (gig is short for giggle)
I’d like to bukkake them with 1000 other thick hot men
>Are you sure you want to sleep with this guy? He's black, has herpes, and you're super drunk, I think he's taking advantage of you and you wouldn't normally do this.
>"NO COCKBLOCKS!"
Why does it have to be fake? I literally knew girls in college with lists of guys they’d screwed on their dorm walls. It’s not that hard to believe.
What part of it is “fake”?
Don't listen to what they say, your golden ticket is in the mail.
hey I replied to your other thread on Jow Forums
Why does this make me so angery
Literally all I want in life
Jerome got it in the first time but only got the succ the last 2 times, what did Jerome do wrong exactly
Nothing, he knew dat pussy ratchet the first time so opted for the mouth the next two times
Alex and sean are my bois
Alex is Sean's dad.
the guy who makes these may legitimately be insane
send in your application man. Jesus newfags are early this summer.
I've seen some pretty wild sororities
lol the fucking corpse
holy fuck
>no blacks
Delete this
I’ve seen many variations of this throughout high school
He definitely has a problem. Although I don't disagree with his point generally
No cock blocks, sorry sweetie
>Mr. Clover
>3 bedroom house
>4 kids
Do you not see a problem with your math user
Kek
>Feeling fit buddy?
>I'm just a lucky guy
>THREE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD
lil niggas can bunk. duhh
man thats one of the reasons i love USA, i studied for 3 months on a college there and i lived on a building in front of a fraternity and couple blocks away from a sorority and holy shit, they competed basically everyday to see who could throw a better party and which house is best at getting fucked up, i lived the best 3 months of my life there
1 nothing wrong with me
2 nothing wrong with me
3 nothing wrong with me
4 nothing wrong with me
disgusting
delet now
I especially like the guy masturbating to anal porn is a CEO
2 kids, 3 friends, 4 bed house. Fucking 4 kids you fucking madman...
Triggered roastie. Bit to close to home?
>encourages debauchery at the party
>we're gonna tag you in it on facebook
How to throw a shit party 101
If you and your partner are white you need to have 3-4 kids minimum. Otherwise we are just at replacment levels.
Found the 33 year old single mom. Hows baby Tyrone doing?
>me in the middle bottom
>Sex
>yes
>blowjob
>habdjob
Those gender studies classes has gone too far
This guy know
The guy is actually an insane angry hapas though, who's angry at the game, seems to know how it's played, and makes whiny comics instead of playing the game himself
based Chios poster
currently at 0 for all 4. any good routines for a starter that wants mass?
Someone fucking wipe America off the face of the Earth already. Man the fuck up Putin, the world needs you
#metoo
they kind of look nasty tho
I won't have kids just to spite you.
>t. white
Why is this a big deal? I could do all of these in 6 months of lifting max. Dead lift was the only one not that in 2 months.
it’s actually 4pl8 neck pulls after realizing deadlifts just fuck your back up
This makes me sick to my stomach with jealousy. Who gets to fuck this much?
whores user. whores
Go to a college town and go out on a Friday night to a dance club or bar it’s really fucking easy to pickup girls
Guess you shoulda drank more in college.
Every kid doesn’t get their own room. Three bedroom means one for man and wife, and if four kids either one each for boys and girls, or two boys per room or two girls per room if all four are same sex.
if you look around, there's a lot of beta virgins at that party and those are the only 2 girls.
2 guys out of all of them are MAYBE going to get laid.
>4 kids
I'm one of 4 kids, no thanks
I’m one of five and I can’t imagine having a small family of my own. Your anecdote isn’t an argument.
Mfw hit 1/2/3/4 and still skinnyfat dyel
Impossible. I'm about halfway there and so much better. You should cut.
"I wonder why we all have STDs"
imagine being the person who spent 30+ minutes making this gay ass sign just for some likes on Facebook
Underrated
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>closer to 2/3/4/5 than 1/2/3/4
>no sign of gf yet
>Had sex with as many people in 1 month as I have in my life
>tfw 20
J U S T
>2 kids
>4 bed house
>one empty bedroom
What's the point? 4 kids isn't even a lot
based
U wot?
>1 wife, 2 kids, 3 bedroom house, 4 good friends
is much more aesthetic
having a spare bedroom can make a good workplace, hobby- or guest room
Clam down Elliot.
>Finally hit 2pl8 bench in March
>155/245 (lmao mindset)/350/475 @170
>First girl I match with on Bumble messages me
>She does yoga and half marathons
>We go on a date
>Both have fun
>Second date is tomorrow
The meme is true guys. You can have a GF. All you have to do is lift 1/2/3/4
There are industry moguls whose trade is harvested organs and child sex slaves catering to members of your congress and some drunk hoes are the people that make you rage?
How telling.
Brilliant
Seeing this kind of stuff reminds me why I'm a semi-shut in.
hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaha faaagggg
cringe
This x1000
>Eurocucks