How many of you guys lie about your height...

how many of you guys lie about your height? It seems it's extremely popular here in the US to lie about height every guy I know adds 1 inch to their height.

if your 5'11 man in US you can guarantee he says he's 6 foot because bitches here say 6 foot is their cut off for dating guys.

Also a lot of 6'1 guys lie and say their 6'2 since 6'2 looks nicer to amerimutt brains than an odd number of 1.

Do bitches in europe also have height requirements for dating too?

Attached: arab gulf.jpg (1024x576, 54K)

Hi

Attached: 0 ZHqkmVyBZsqG69cg.png (488x415, 17K)

I hate it when stupid USA cunts say Europe like it's one homogeneous place. We have pubs in the UK older than your shithole country. That being said, yes, girls do have height requirements, but they don't usually put it in their Tinder bios.

i’m 5’10. i used to tell people i was 6’ because i straight up didnt know, i was going off of what my fucking cancer family was telling me and nobody bothered correcting me until i embarassed myself in front of a pair of tall thots who called me out.
people who convince you that youre taller (or better in any way) than you really are need the gas chamber tee bee aitch

fucking 5'11 cunts I knew it

chill bra, you guys arent that different from each other as you make it out to be and true you arent so similar as we make it out to be.

We are though you dull cunt. It simply isn't comparable to the USA. We have different languages, currencies, and religions. It's not like East-coast/West-coast, or North/South USA.

Yeah that happens very often, same happened to me I use to think I was 6'2 even put 6'2 down as my height when I got my drivers license only to find out Im 6'1 without shoes.

Reason for this is because every 5'10 cunt like you swore they were 6'0 foot flat and made me think I was at least 2 inches taller than these guys.

In reality being 6'1 or taller isnt that common in the usa.

I think when u going to get ur drivers licence they should at least measure your height.

I'm 6'2. I just say I'm 6'2. Once you're tall, it doesn't really matter by how much. You already unlocked achievement.

I round up a half inch

Just because you live in your little island and you've been programmed from youth that ur some special snow flake compared to rest of europe doesnt make it so wanker cuck.

youve never been to the USA so shut the fuck up. If it wasnt for the langauge or currency you would think your in some other country from the geography and weather when going from the north to the southwest.

England is just an extension of mainland europe senpai

My drivers license says I'm 6'0, my doctor said the same, but people always assume I'm shorter and I don't feel tall. I probably slouch bad when I'm standing or something.

How sure are you, your exactly 6'2? I mean to give you an idea in europe they measure in cm which is about 2.54 times more accurate than a huge ass inch.

I mean what are the fucking chances your exactly 188 cm?

I've noticed from looking at soccer players heights online they pretty much round up anybody 187-189 cm as 6'2 but that's so innacurate

First of all, your mums your dad, second of all, I've been to the USA twice and I loved it, third, if you're comparing geography and weather with language and currency then you're definitely more retarded than I thought, fourth, it's you're*, and fifth, I'm not English. Suck your dad mate, your thread is shit and you should read a book or five

>muh dad, muh mum

you sound like a babbling cunt, English is my 3rd language dont give a shit if I make mistakes

also thinking currency makes a country special ur also retarded, and guess what large parts of the southwest spanish is spoken not just english so that fufills your little wanker fantasy.

honestly what ever shithole country in europe your from I bet my left nut your neighboring country is indistinguishable in terms of how people look, and act, and geography.

you write how tall you are yourself for your license dumbfuck

>6'2"
>6'3" in work boots easy

I always tell people I'm 6' even, so anyone who IS only 6' looks like an insecure liar.

>being this mad
>being this stupid

Kek I'm going to start doing that, Im 6'1 and 6'2 with boots and going to start saying Im 6'0'' to troll 5'11 or 5'10'' cunts pretending to be 6'0''.

I've had it happen so often when i tell manlets Im 6'1'' and they tell me "NO BRO YOU HAVE TO BE AT LEAST 6'3 CAUSE IM EXACTLY 6'0'

>speak 3 languages fluently
>dont give a shit about grammar
>some english inbred turd calls me retarded.

kek

5’10 here
whenever i’m in this situation where a lanklet tries to pull this shit and they ask me how tall i am i just say “i dunno, i never measure.”
i have a very thick dick so i couldnt care less about being a manlet lol

6'4", never lied, but I will start claiming 6'

>be european
>went to USA
>everyone is a manlet
>chinese child points at me and asks something in chinese
>his mother laughs and gets embarrased
>"he just want to know how tall you are"

Attached: 1454274232632.jpg (600x473, 123K)

>5’10 here

Attached: 2141241241.jpg (650x366, 23K)

>not adding an inch or 2 to your tinder profile

it’s like you don’t want to make it

Good strategy lad

How common is it to grow after 18? 6'3 now, 6'4 would be kino

Wow really? Spanish is spoken in the South? So there are TWO primary languages spoken in the USA? Mate just hang yourself asap

>i never measure
>not measureD
>being such an insecure manlet that you measure yourself every day but tell people that you never measure

Attached: CNtIxtFUEAEZybD.jpg (480x360, 16K)

when did i say i measure every day? i havent in months. what are you smoking?
i think youre triggered becuase i mentioned i have a very girthy dick to be honest famalam

and 5.5” girth :^)
you win some you lose some

>tfw 6'1 and 5.5" girth

Attached: 1498758922187.jpg (900x900, 74K)

nice buddy
it is a real pain the amount of foreplay you have to do beforehand when youre packing this much salami isnt it?

I'm 5'6 and I tell people I'm 5'2 and a half

protip: always add .5-1" whenever a sloot asks for a measurement. 6" dick? Say 6.5. She's not gonna take out a tape measure and fact check you. Most of them are only good at liberal arts so they've never had to measure something in math or physics courses in college. If you tell her your 6 is a 6.5 it will feel like a 6.5 to them. 5'11? Tell everyone that you're 6'

bump

>5'9.75"
>truncate to 5'9" even though most people would round up
>btfo fake 5'10"+ just about every time the subject comes to
Anybody else so this? If I wasn't a manlet I'd probably round my height down to 6'0" even just to fuck with people.

Nobody even asks in Eastern Europe

Only people I've known to round down are women in the 5'11 to 6' range because at that point it starts to work against them with most men. Most will say 5'10 even though they're clearly taller.


Also, why are so many of you dudes hell bent on putting each other down? Not debating about height or anything but you sling petty insults constantly. It's almost as if some of you are self-loathing and horrendously insecure so you have to pad your ego constantly.

This is very common, I'm 5'10 and everyone I knew that was the same height as me claimed 6'0 so I thought I was 6'0 until I measured myself.

im 5'11 and used to always lie and say 6ft when i was younger and insecure. I'm 21 now and realized height is genuinely a /fit meme and just say my correct height now.

>6'6"
>say I'm 6'5"
Could someone just chop an inch off my shins or something

>5.5"
Is that a lot? I have 6" girth but I'm also a virgin so I have no idea how women would respond.

5'10 bare foot heel to wall UK here.

I've met 6ft guys 2 inches shorter than me.

Know someone 6'10. I'd rather be 5'10 than 6'10 considering all the medical problems he's expecting come 40.

>honestly what ever shithole country in europe your from I bet my left nut your neighboring country is indistinguishable in terms of how people look, and act, and geography.
what a retard

I stand just over 5'11, but I say I'm 5'7" if a girl asks. They're terrible at guessing height so it's fun to mess with them. If a guy asks I just tell him/include weight.

New Mexico and Ontario are probably more similar culturally than England and France which are next to each other(we know mutts are bad at geography) so go do one.

Kek. I'm 6'0 and I'm gonna say I'm 5'9 now just to piss manlets off

Manlet here (5'8"). Virtually everyone my height will claim 5'10".
My brother is a legit 6'3" and he fucking towers over me. Always makes me laugh when guys claim 6'1" or 6'2" and they're 2 or 3 inches above me.

I'm 5'6.5" and proud. Fuck you height elitist.

Kek. I'm 5'9 and I'm gonna say I'm 5'6 now just to piss gnomes off

Im 6" 3/4 Barefoot so I just tell people 6'1 cause im 6'1 in shoes i also work outdoors so im always wearing boots, people think im 6'2.
I also work with 99% European Whites so im slighty above average but not tall enough to be tall. No need to lie.

Lmaoo I'm 5'6 and I'm gonna say 5'2 just to piss midgets off

I'm actually 6'4" but I tell everyone I'm 6'1" for this very reason. If a dude whose 5'11" and trying to say he's 6'0" next to me he looks like a fucking liar

I'm 6'1 but I tell most people I'm only 5'11

Barefoot, I'm 190cm, which is 6'2.80. I still tell people I'm 6'2. It may have changed, since I've been getting more exercise from my new job and I think my posture is slowly improving.

Surprised nobody ever just says "you're clearly taller than 6'1. Why lie about that anyway? Almost as if you're petty and pathetic if you feel the need to put others down to validate your self-worth".

5.5” is significantly thicker than average (~4.7” or so), and its roughly what women consider to be “ideal” thickness since its thick enough to be very pleasurable but its not too thick that the woman will dry up quickly or experience pain
most women would have trouble with 6” girth even after lots of foreplay

Maybe 18 year Olds who haven't finished growing don't use ok cupid
Maybe short people are less likely to use ok cupid

I'm 6ft.

However, when I come across guys that brag about being 6'2" or 6'3" I lie and tell them I'm 5'9". Pretty fun to watch people squirm when they have a crisis over their own self image.

I'm six foot and always say I'm six foot. Does this make people think I'm 5'11?

>bitches here say 6 foot is their cut off for dating
and exclusively bitches; average height in the USA's about ~5'9"-5'10" and we're not experiencing a population bust, so the math checks out. I'm one of 3 members in our group's proverbial 6'+ club, and apparently have the worst charisma out of the lot because a legit 5'7" hunchback has gotten more action than I have.

maybe an online hookup service's customer base trends towards superficial people

I was 178 cm at my 18 year
And now I'm 19 and 181 cm
Thx God I hope i can get a bit more :^)

the lies are shocking and disgusting.

i am legit 5'5 and the amount of guys i come across around my height claiming to be anywhere from 5'7 to 5'10 is astonishing.

i don't call them out for most part to avoid embarrassing us both.

Strong 6'0 barefoot here, almost 6'1 but I round down to six feet. For a Mexican, that's plenty tall enough already. I feel bad sometimes because a lot of 5'10 guys claiming 6'0 get mad and insist that im 6'2" when it becomes evident they are lying about their height.

Attached: 1504109071710.jpg (1200x1200, 725K)

i'm 4mm off 6'3 so yeah i 'claim' 6'3". what am i supposed to say, 6'2" and 5/6ths?
short people tell me i'm like 6'4/5 anyway.

>be 5'10" and humble
>tell people I'm 5'10"
>they call me a liar and say I'm 6ft
>people call me tall all the time
>people are strange.mp3

i dont even know my height

Attached: chickencannibal.gif (200x200, 891K)

I've been measured to exactly 5'10. I've asked men who are clearly shorter than me how tall they are, and they say 5'10, sometimes 5'11. Height inflation is a legit problem. Everyone adds more than a few inches to their height.

t. manlet in crisis

i'm 5ft 8.65in
so i just say 5'9" stand straight and hope 5' 6" girls aren't wearing heels

>Also a lot of 6'1 guys lie and say their 6'2 since 6'2 looks nicer to amerimutt brains than an odd number of 1.

I feel attacked

I used to until I was with other people and one of them was the same height I lied about. It made an awkward conversation kek.

>5'8'' saying I'm 5'10''

Americans are just literally stupid

This shit would get you marked as mentally ill in Europe.

>Be obviously over 183 cm
>"Nah, I'm 178 cm."
>"Uhhh... alright then. What a weirdo."

I think it's really just an American thing. Maybe because Americans are pretty short, I dunno.

I think because we are using the metric system we are also more aware of the smaller differences in height. I mean the incentive for a more accurate estimate is much bigger when the increments are smaller. Like if you are 3-5cm off (bit under 2 inches) with your guess that's already a lot and you'd get called out for it.

I'm a 5'10" cunt that puts 6'. It's because literally every guy from 5'2" to 5'8" says that they're 5'9".

6'3 dutch guy here

I genuinely feel sorry for manlets

And no I don't lie

Welcome to Jow Forums. With the last paragraph you could code a bot to make 97% of the posts on here

I generally try to give positive replies but bummer ass teenagers have just overrun this place

5.5x 5.5 dicklet here. I used to be real happy with that and my IRL results until I saw millions of camgirls with their 8" girth dragon dildos

I always add the height of my shoes to my actual height, so instead of 180cm I tell people I am 183cm tall.

I would love to see this poster go from London to the Scottish Highlands and then across to Northern Ireland.

Manlets are more likely to use that shit, because they are single lmao.

Ausfag here, never met anyone who lies about their height but desu we never really talk about height anyway. Girls have the standard but guys dont' seem to care about it too much.

I'm 6'1, I'm probably going to start saying i'm 6' or 5'11 to troll if it come up tho. Sounds good.

Are you me?

i'm 5'8.5 but i keep going with 5'7 because it's much cuter than 5'8

Attached: DBkXvMUV0AAbwvA.jpg (750x736, 68K)

>6’3
>whenever a chick asks me how tall I am I say “ummmm probably like 6’0 I don’t know”
>Every other guy is now a manlet since she thinks I’m 6’0

I am 5'9'' or 5'10'', and I never had a girl ask me for my height nor was to ever a problem.
Why do you guys spend your time or chase girls who are that superficial?
And by the way, what would 4'9'' girls do with a 6'+ guy?

I'm 188.5 cm in the morning
187.5-188cm during the day
and like 187-187.5cm before bed so I just average and say 6'2" when asked. In shoes I'm 191cm and in boots 192cm or so.

I feel short a lot of times because there's a lot of taller people where I live in SoCal, but eh, could be worse. My dad is like 5'10-5'11 so I guess I lucked out.

I'm 6'5 but I say I'm 6'2.

People know better than that. Just stop lying and say your real height dude.

Yeah i was just memeing . No one ever talks about height where I'm from. Or maybe I never talk to anyone.

Older men are less likely to use online dating services and average height has increased for every generation in the US since the early 1900s.

The graph more shows that most people seem to add 1-2" to their actual height, but the flatter top, right above 6' demonstrates that people are more willing to lie harder to say 6'. So it's really some ballsy 5'9" guys fault.

im about 189 but usually go with 190cm because no one really gives a shit about numbers, posture matters a lot more

>6'1 reporting in

Attached: Capture.jpg (532x233, 24K)

if you trim your beard like this, know that you look stupid af

Yeah man, Jow Forums always had some memes and insults but overall felt like a much more positive place 4 or 5 years ago. There's a lot of negativity here which defeats some of the point of a forum for fitness and self improvement.

i always thought i was borderline 6'3 but turns out im actually 6'1. actually stings

i don't lie about it cause i'm not an insecure faggot

how the fuck is there a 7 inch difference between the two of you?