it's been years since the last Jow Forums humor thread
Jow Forums humor thread
Parker Smith
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Matthew Diaz
>tfw not being fat enough to last long enough in bed
Lincoln Hernandez
Owen Lopez
Grayson Richardson
Someone needs to post the one where some guy made fun of anons dead turkey
Jason Gutierrez
>when memes come alive
best timeline
Luis Jones
Lucas Gonzalez
Angel Morris
can an user get a quick rundown on pic related?
Jack Torres
Landon Green
Parker King
This is my all-time favorite
Isaac Johnson
audible kek
Juan Anderson
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=viQnHOXyqEg&t
Hunter Taylor
This makes me feel sad. I wish my family loved me enough to celebrate my birthday
When I was 8 my dad said I would not get anything for my birthday because only children celebrate their birthday
Grayson Morgan
legit the birthday greentext is the saddest greentext ever
Jaxson Cruz
big lel
Brayden Harris
Yeah, they usually don’t get their dicks in as far (n-n-not that I would know) and fuck slower than a fit person. I’d like to find out how satisfied the women are in comparison
Owen Perez
this
and I also comfort myself with thinking that the women the fit guy fucks are waaay hotter, so he cums faster
Grayson Sanchez
i hate this self-absorbed faggot so much
Camden Thompson
Brayden Taylor
>don't test me
Ayden Wood
Leo Carter
it's actually pretty legit
youtube.com
Brayden Price
This isn't humor, this is rage. Third-hand science reporting is trash. The researchers didn't measure "sexual performance" they measured time to orgasm, which is not the same thing.
Taking longer to orgasm doesn't translate to "lasts longer" which would imply that fat men have higher stamina which is ostensibly false. Poor health leads to poor sexual performance.
As BMI goes up, testosterone goes down. Obesity causes poor circulation which leads to ED. High blood sugar is bad for most organs in the body including your genitals. Obese men risk losing the ability to reach orgasm altogether for a variety of reasons, which obviously does not translate into better sexual performance.
Healthy men can reach orgasm faster, but that doesn't mean "bad sex" and it definitely doesn't mean unhealthy men are better at it.
Eli Thomas
fuck yeah ghost puncher, love that one.
Jaxson Adams
Lol no. It's just simple teasing. No need to get mad
Michael Myers
triggered premature ejaculater
Connor Allen
shit tests are subtle and you should pass them subtly too.
saying "dont test me" just makes you sound autistic
Carter Torres
doesn't it signal that you know about the game and you're therefore forever in control of it?
Jackson Adams
unless you teleport behind her and whisper it to her left ear
Hunter Myers
there you go.
also godspeed user
Colton Miller
wholesome classic
Lucas Peterson
Robert Rivera
Christopher Jackson
Angel Walker
Scooby is a very good sport. I miss him so much.
Adrian Hughes
lololol, honestly he should have just laughed. Nobody likes a insecure person
Ian Ross
here is a good old classic story.
John Moore
2/5
Jaxon Edwards
>2/5
Yeah, I got news for you buddy.
James Garcia
3/5
Asher Howard
4/5
Owen Collins
That hit me way to close, my last birthday I got drunk alone in my bedroom and lock my self so no one will bother me. I regret that.
Bentley Gray
Nolan Green
When you're working out in an area and a chick starts doing meme ass exercise by stick ass out in your direction literally feet away from you, does that mean she wants to fuck?
Caleb Bennett
do you know which platform this is?
I do exactly this every year since my 13th birthday
Easton Peterson
yes, you should approach her by trying to stick your thumb into her panties (aim for the bumhole)
- thank me later, loser
Juan Foster
Fucking hilarious, I miss these kinds of stories
Blake Peterson
>ghost puncher
kek
Andrew Lopez
Caleb Martinez
whats the news?
Nathan Turner
What a faggot, everyone knows you're supposed to wait for your towel to dry so it'll hold it's shape.
Lincoln Green
If you're going to post poorly constructed green text stories, I won't be reading them.
OP of that story needs to learn the fucking point of the green text.
Christopher Hall
good for you
Christopher Cox
that fucking sucks
Gabriel Adams
Aiden Martinez
>turkish intellectuals
Nathan Butler
>Getting BTFO by your own family
How beta can you get?
Brayden Murphy
Austin Parker
that user needs it, tough love
Matthew Ramirez
Lincoln Cook
Michael Scott
James Cooper
Colton Sullivan
jesus fucking christ
my day is saved and ruined at the same time
she's the queen of basic bitches though
Gabriel Allen
Nicholas Bailey
Adrian Stewart
Elijah Flores
Luke Jenkins
Jason Roberts
Owen Sanders
Anthony Gonzalez
Lincoln Perry
Isaac Gray
I can't believe I watched that entire video. I feel significantly dumber now.
Gavin Roberts
all this means is that these fat blobs of goo are so packed to the brim with meat estrogens and dairy that clogs their dick bloodline they cant get fully hard and cant have sex
Ayden Hill
Matthew Hernandez
a classic
(sorry, for those who have seen it already a few hundred times)
Thomas Powell
This. Women sure like it when you get offended at their jokes.
Nathaniel Foster
Josiah Cruz
No because there is no game. Women don't know what the fuck a shit test is that's just how they talk.
Jeremiah Howard
Connor Stewart
Honestly no sympathy. 99% of people like that, it's their own fault. Just fucking go out and talk to people, it's not that hard to make friends.
Brandon Diaz
Easton Flores
this
fucking pussies
Lincoln Hernandez
Yay 5 minutes of more disgusting shit sex with im assuming a fat woman
Jason James
no matter how many times it's posted i always lose my shit to this gif. it is just too good.
Aaron Gonzalez
what's funny about this one?
It's just sad
Anthony Long
The better in shape you are, the hotter the girl you'd be fucking = the harder it is so last longer
Noah James
are you also one of the brainlets who didn't read the full post of OP like in the pic?
Cameron Wilson
Tyler Wright
just spotted it, it seems I was
Gavin Bailey
To be honest it's something that a Chad could pull off with a confident/playful tone.
Ethan Brooks
Charles Mitchell
Parker Perez
Please be real. Kek
Zachary Sullivan
alpha as absolute fuck
Parker Mitchell
bump
Matthew Gomez
based family embarrassing the sperg so he wakes up and does better for himself