This is Ostrich

This is Ostrich.
He is 9 feet tall and weighs 300lbs.
Could your impressive muscles do anything in a fight against him? He is only a bird after all

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No. If this bird kicks me one time I'm gonna bleed to death, no amount of muscles will help there, especially if he aims for the artery

Rush it, get pecked once, snap its neck

I can stand up against a great many things, but a modern day T-rex ain't one of them.

If you tried to snap it's neck it would slice your body wide open with it's claws. Just accept that an Ostrich would beat you.

Easy. Just evade the first kick, jump on it and strangle its lanky neck while it can't do anything at all

Im strong enough to thrust a spear into the bastard, Also im not Australian ill be fine.

The kick of an Ostrich can kill fucking LIONS. I repeat, Ostriches are able to kill fucking LIONS. Anyone who thinks he can beat an Ostrich is a delusional retard who'd get his ass beaten by a highschooler.

show me a video of an ostrich killing a lion
not a link or an article, but a video

There are better ways, lived neat an ostrich farm when small.

Take off your jacket and shirt, they dont rush you like a rhino but will gradually come closer checking you out. If you get kicked, well fuck its over.
BUT you have chance, if you can manage to throw a piece of clothing over his head (and it does not immediately falls off) they will just stand practically still and think it is night time. They become very calm and now you can either run away, or try something as stupid like breaking its neck, i would still give you a very very small chance.

There was a guy who killed a lioness with a swiss blade (gave up 1 arm, pushed it into its throat) got clawled and lost an arm, but stabbed it a couple times in the neck, got lucky, survived and the cat let him go and died a few hours later.

If luck is on your side, its possible.
but chances are less than 1% IMO