Chad thread only

>Girls call me hansome
>I know

When did you guys realise that being attracted give you a huge advantage in life?

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my mommy says i'm a handsome boy :3

Me too. Shes always encouraged me to hit PRs and win boxing matches n shit. Fuckin love my mom dude

thats nice. you should give her a call

I talk to my parents everyday user, thanks a lot anyway

>girl asks to go out
>i say i'm busy
>i wasn't
heh

>be me
>in class
>wearing my Blackwater t-shirt from Fallujah
>sitting alone
>girls constantly looking at my biceps
>a qt randomly approaches me and asks me if I want to hang out with her and her friends after class
>look at her for 7 seconds
>"I am busy"
>"Oh ok, can I get your number so we can chat later?"
>look at her with serious eyes
>"My phone number is classified"
>she looks at me with a terrified look
>"......ok user"

hah, dumb roasties

>thot begs for my dick
>don’t reply because I only pump and dump once

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Pic or she’s busted

>GF tells me she loves me
>Say thanks

>volunteering at daycare
>3 year old says I have big muscles
Heh... Making it

based

y-you too

>Gf says she loves me
>say "I do too"

KEK the first time she told me she loved me I did this.

MOGGED

>me too
we both know what I meant but we don't talk about it

>2 new jobs this month
> Co-workers already inviting me to dinner meet ups after work
>Female coworker started calling me "big dog"

Other job
>Manager calls
>"Do you have anybody else who carries themselves like you do?"

I think I'm making it brehs

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When I realized people were giving me the benefit of the doubt for all kinds of shit and interpreting the same things in a much kinder light.

>quiet guy
>big and lean
>the "cool kids clique" at work always wants me to hang out with them
>still quiet, but they seem to like me because I don't hold myself like hunched over virgin

I hope you don't actually respond with "I know." That's a terrible response. A simple "thank you," followed by some point of intrigue to strike up conversation is better. If a girl just out of the blue tells you that you're handsome, then she'll obviously fuck you without reservation, probably on the first date.