I just found out Joe Rogan is 5'3" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this whole time I thought Jow Forums was memeing about the...

I just found out Joe Rogan is 5'3" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this whole time I thought Jow Forums was memeing about the exercises JR pushes. Like the kettlebell shit and his "never train to failure it's not what we evolved to do mentality" I thought his body was proof that that can actually work but holy shit it's just that he is a turbo manlet thats why he looks swole even tho he does retarded exercises. Sorry I doubted you Jow Forums I'll never listen to any of his lifting advice again

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huh i had no idea. but he takes steroids so legit any workout will work.

He's 5'8" brainlet.

this
take some alpha brain, cuck

Lmao it doesn't help that he dresses like a middle school kid.

Joe Rogan will kick your pussy ass

he still has something you never will
>pic related

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the one on the right is gonna be trrouubblleee

People photographing him in the street while he’s trying to take a walk with his family?

56% family ?

I've stood next to him. I can confirm that he is in fact 5'8. He looks small because he has the goddamn death star for a head. YUGE.

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Like that makes any difference

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Unironically commit suicide

t. 5'5 manlet who thinks he's 5'8

I'm 5'9 and yes, he's 5'8 you fucking faggot

Tyrone Jr is watching

u know she gon be in trouble

>tfw will never amazonian waifu
Why even live, brehs

t. 5'6 manlet

Are they actually his children? I read somewhere that he's only a step father

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>2 daughters
I would kill myself you just know they're going to grow up to be disgusting whores

with you as a father they just might

Why is it that 3 of them are mid stride but 1 is standing off to the side people gazing? Shouldn't she be walking too? I don't get it.

Yes. His step daughter is black.

children drinking water , nice .

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This is true, my wife would never be taller than me.

£5 says his daughters end up doing coke and sucking dick at parties

She looks like an actual human beign when she smiles.

No no, he's just 5'11

shopped???

Since does amazon just mean tall now? Muscular should be apart of it.

an ugly wife with ugly kids?

prescription glasses?

Christ lol, never realized he was this tiny

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How tall is 191.4 cm in feet?

well played....

6'3

Shoes.

maybe the stopped one keeps running ahead...so stopped, let them catch up and gave them a head start.

maybe they were all stopped and three of them started walking off while the other just stood still and daydreamed

Fuckin interesting stuff I tell ya

Can confirm.

I used to be a bartender at the Comedy Works in Denver and Joe did stand up there several times. I workout a lot and look just like him. The bar is in the lobby before you enter the theater and people were getting pictures taken with me because they thought I was Joe Rogan working the bar before I went onstage. I’m not even bald though.

I’m 5’7” and we stood back to back and had a girl check the difference. Were’re damn near the exact same height.

>tfw no loli rogans to cuddle w/

Kys. Rogan would murder you for making this post and you deserve it.

I need to start going to more kids parties

A child bride?