Ctrl+C Ctrl+V Tinder bio and anons will tell you exactly why you’re getting no matches

Srs? Don't even have a tinder so can't really confirm if it works

So fucking gay, hate this reddit bs
>classic badboy
>old soul
>pop culture references
Bugman

>What is character limit

You also do this short sentence thing. Where it looks like you dont care. But actually you do care. You asked advice from a bunch of dickweebs on the internet. Youre a cunt op. Also, your bio is gay. Idk.

Different bios seem to attract different kinds of women, all mine does is attract cute fat chicks who listen to sad indie music which I L O V E.

Dude I hate everything about you

My bio just says

"6'3"

tons of matches lol

I like Indie as well, should I add it to my bio? There aren't any specific bands I like though.

He gets it

> thinking girls on tinder give a fuck about your personality and hobbies

If you think this is bad you should see my photos

I DON'T LAY DOWN FOR NOBODY AND WHETHER I LEAVE HERE THE WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT, IT DON'T MATTER BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY FOCUS ON GETTING EVEN WITH GOLDBERG FOR FRACTURING MY FACE AT FALL BRAWL. GOLDBERG! I'M GETTING EVEN FOR YOU FRACTURING MY FACE AND I'M GONNA PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M THE MAN WITH THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD! I'M THE GENETIC FREAK AND SIZE DOES MATTER!

AND THAT STATEMENT, MEAN GENE, COMES TRUE WHETHER I'M IN THE RING OR OUT OF THE RING. SEE WHERE ALL MY FREAKS ARE HORIZONTAL, THEY UNDERSTAND SIZE, THEY APPRECIATE SIZE AND SIZE DOES MATTER AND THEY KNOW THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EARTH TO ROTATE ON A 47 DEGREE AXIS SO THE STARS CAN TOUCH THE SKY AND CREATE AN EQUINOX SO THEY SEE THE BIG DIPPER. NO NO NO, ALL THEY GOTTA DO IS CALL THE BIG POPPA, CAUSE I'M THE MAN WITH THE BIG DIPPER AND SATISFACTION'S COMING WHEN I GO BEHIND AND DO THE BUMP N' GRIND AND IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY CALL ME THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY! SO REALIZE THIS. I ONLY CARE ABOUT TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD: MY FREAKS AND MY PEAKS AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS DOWN AT AND I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU IN THE STEINER RECLINER AND I'M GONNA WHISPER IN YOUR EAR, 'SIZE DOES MATTER, BITCH!'

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We’re at fucking capacity

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Yeah but if you're not

Put something good but kind of obscure/unheard of. Don’t do anything too pwussyboi either because then you seem like femboi. If you want to steal my anthem it’s “Sandman” by Trudy and the Romance

-6'2"

Tinder is controlled by special interests, superPACs, and corrupt career politicians. As a billionaire, I don't need their money so I'm controlled by nobody. I'm free to say whatever I want. I will fix our budget problem. I will destroy the catfish fake news. I will fix our immigration problem by erecting a 20ft wall, just like I'll solve your problems by erecting my 20cm dong. Swipe me right and let's make tinder great again.

I am also the only user who Ctrl+C Ctrl+V in thread, idk maybe the soy of my bio was so glaring they missed the ITT

This is pretty creative user where’d you pull this from, the sleepaway camp skit night?

Would they think that I'm full of shit if I tell them that I like sad indie music but at the same time I do MMA,wrestling,rugby and shit?

It’s the duality of man, user. I dress like a new age faggot and look like one too, but I lift 6 days a week, drink like a sailor and have misdemeanor charges out the wazoo. Honestly you’re better off cultivating a specific and non diverse image, if you spread yourself too thin nobody will match you because they’re thrown off too much by sad indie or grog pastimes.

S-she liked my bio...
nvm she probably just thinks I got separated from my caretaker.

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So would you recommend me to change anything on my future tinder bio. It's this one

this one*

Put rugby team/club you play for, seems more official/“more legit”. Also load your photos with goofy action shots to balance humbleness with obvious value, especially if you’re a 6/10 face or better. Idk for certain why chicks like this but I think it has something to do with the female paradox of “I like strong guys but strong guys scare me so if he’s strong he has to be nice but not so nice that he doesn’t seem strong”.

Safe, thanks bro. Gonna put that I'm in my uni's team and "best rugby player in x(my town)". There's a bunch of shots where I look silly and I'll put those up too
Pretty sure there isn't a single rugby player where I live so me being the best is probably true.

Honestly how do you dudes come up with your tinder bios. I can't think of anything to put in mine without feeling like it's super basic.

Don't put anything false(ex. don't say that you're an NBA fan if you're not an NBA fan or don't say that you like x band if you don't know anything about it)
Whatever basic things you do put should be as exaggerated to be as interesting as possible. Put things that you can easily talk about that others might know about as well(a certain sport,band,hobby,movie genre).

"7 feet tall 13 inch dick and a billionaire"

literally none of them care when they find out i'm 5'10" 6 or 7 inch dick and a college student with a few thousand bucks to my name.

Based Steiner

I’m probably a nasty flyhalf by American standards but by Irish standards I’m still a “little elf boy who can run like the devil but gets carried into the next county by a strong breeze”. Gotten bigger since I came to America a few years ago but still too scarred from being mocked by stocky Irish senpai during scrimmages to try out for uni team.
>m-maybe next year I will

OP here, everything in bio is true (except badboy and old soul) just translated into soy dialect because I thought that would be cool. Honestly if you’re not mid-twenties or chad, it’s better to go for the “your own person” approach because it’ll make you stand out.

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Don't even worry about it bro. I'm 5'10 190 lb and I had no problem joining with literally 0 experience. You being from a rugby playing country and having experience is a big plus. How big are you? We have a lot of small dudes that got loads of game time and play really well. Even if you suck they'll probably put you on the second team which has less stressful games and is typically more fun

How the fuck do I respond to this.

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away into the sunset with me while semi drunk

I’m 5’ 8” and 145 lbs, wide shoulders and narrow waist mean I can pivot like a whirligig and good foot speed means I can run the ball well. However the Irish are very stout and are impossible to run around, I’ve had my legs swept clear out from underneath me more times than I can count by some Irish pudge from the next town over. Americans seem a lot taller and lopey, might make good work of them if I tried.

no

Are you in the US or Ireland? We have a bunch of dudes on our team at your size here in the US. There is no reason you shouldn't join one if you want to.

This

I’m in America but I’m came from Ireland. Attending freshman year at uni rn.

We'll see how this goes.

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Should've used this exact wording. You just made it sound weird.

Girls dont give a fuck. Use your first photo and get sluts with a dumb bio.

>"teehee we can go to clown therapy together hottie"

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OP here, should I post bod or would it be too of color with new wave faggot bio?

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>inb4 “OP is twig! He’ll never get chicks being that skinny!”
I’m 18, so tone is really anyone my age has

Roid.
Seriousness though I'd say get a different angle or lighting. You look like a tryhard. Make your photos look like you have a personality they wont get creeped out by.

Half of my photos I purposefully make stupid faces or do dumb shit so a majority of them text me.

Drinking and driving is wrong you fucking nerd.

this is the best bio I've read in the thread so far

ダンス 、音楽(EDM、メタル、ボカロ等)、お酒、甘い物。暇つぶし。

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.

>no matches since forever

if you actually try to come up with a funny bio that isn't one line max you're just going to turn girls off. Even that is pushing it, the only people who actually fill out bios are desperate and are trying to use every little thing imaginable to attract a girl. Not hot

A bio should be:

height
area/job/school

maybe a witty original one liner, or what you want from tinder eg. "not looking for anything serious"

This was like 20 minutes ago bathroom mirror shot, I’ll work on it.

Ottermode is precious

wow, you removed the part that made it a witty response

good job brainlet

Do you live in Japan cause if not that bio doesn't really work

See

But he only said semi drunk. Officer I only had 2 long Island ice teas, I can maintain

>post this on /soc/ wanting suggestions what to say because bored
>people think its me posting my profile instead
>talk about how hot she is and shit like thicc
Is this the state of non-lifting normies?
Also give me ideas. I will admit I don't care if she's over thicc limit she's a milk truck

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Than try out, if you really are too small than just quit whenever but definitely try it out

>fit chick

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I’m a 20 yr old rich fag that drives a 70k Audi. Should I put a pic of that in my tinder?

Yeah just don't get into relationships with anyone though. The last thing you want is a tinder sloot+a gold digger dating you

You replied with more than double the lines, you've lost and she isn't interested in fucking you.

aaaaaand he still hasn't delivered a response

should have actually written what I told him to write not some semi romantic bullshit

Grindr Bio:

>I like twinks. All you fat, insulin resistant, poorly groomed sweat hogs need not apply.

Works like a fucking charm

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Bottom of the barrel. Imagine the stench

If you're 20 it won't help much because most people will assume you just have daddy's money and won't be able to share it and that you'll become a loser once you're in your 30s

I'm sober. Let's play some Dungeons and Dragons, or watch Netflix. You must like memes. 5'6" since that matters to some people. Don't know what I'm doing with my life, but let's have fun doing it. Do you even lift?

I think fat Autocorrected to fit

Fags who reply with Jeopardy questions are just as bad

People don't generally use the suffix -fag. They might actually think you're gay and just accidentally put it on straight on your profile or Sth.

Mine just says:
>Cooler than the other side of the pillow

I do
and it still doesn't work

I want a gf guys. Is tinder better than okcupid??? I get some matches on okcupid but so far shit isnt working. I keep getting ghosted or ignored from the start. Sigh..

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tinder is for sluts

okcupid is for real relationships

>online roastie catalog
>real relationship

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it depends on the type of girls you search for though

Any tips for okcupid? Im done with one night stands. It just makes me feel empty after.

okcupid japan, get yourself a pure waifu
hf

Somewhat related question: 18 y/o girls on tinder actually sluts or have they not reached that phase yet? I’m 18 too so they’re the only grills I match with, and I haven’t been using the app long enough to tell if that’s what they’re about