Hi Jow Forumsizens

Hi Jow Forumsizens
I was thinking about unironically starting to eat my own semen because two reasons:
>apparently it is healthy and contains spermine, substance that can repair damage of our cells and slow aging:
longecity.org/forum/topic/33670-the-elixir-of-youth-found-in-semen/
>it contains dihydrotestosterone:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen#Composition

Thoughts? I know nothing about biology

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermidine
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I'm not joking
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermidine
Apparently aloe vera also has a lot.

bumping cause wtf but I really wanna know this

It’s best to bottle it and take /sips/

I heard this story of a guy fucking a 40 year old milf and after a month her wrinkles disappeared. Also started thinking about this. Jerking off releases a lot of nutrients and minerals from your body and you can get it all back if you drink your own semen. Gonna drink my semen next time I break my nofap streak.

I just do it because it requires less effort than getting a tissue.

No it doesn't because it tastes like battery acid and feels gay as fuck

you must have a pretty shit diet

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>unironically fapping

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Why waste your own body's resources eating your own semen, when you can waste someone else's eating theirs?

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This is exactly what I thought. Eating your own would just be recycling. It'd be like pouring from one cup to another while both cups are yours. Drinking someone else's semen is like pouring water from someone else's cup

See: Boyle's Flask

>being this mentally unhealthy and considering this

disgust.

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>boi, we are a long way from texas.
>Jow Forums

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> being this degenerate

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Are you 15? Don't ever post gay shit like the fucking picture you just posted

/sci/ pls go

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Can’t the semen harden in your throat? Have you heard women with the croaky voices? Someone enlighten me.

if this was true then all those college whores that sleep around wouldn't look like shit by age 30

I drink my own seamen, eat my own boogers and snack on my finger nails.Immune system is on point, barebacked over a dozen twinks, still no stis. I only draw the line at my own piss/shit.

t. you would unironically be the first one killed.

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