Tell us about the opportunity you fucked up with your autism

I had a girl hanging off me all night when I was 20ish, sitting in my lap, etc. I couldn't look her in the eyes, and mumbled replies. She was gorgeous too. I've never forgiven myself for that.

>had really smart super christian girl who liked me in high school
>kinda cute and THICC not even in the fat way
>nice caring girl type
>confided in me how she was suicidal
>always trying to get me to hang out with her, cuddled up to me under blankets during sochi olympics opening ceremony
>didn't do anything about it because she wanted to wait til marriage to have sex, also she knew she liked my chad best friend before me and that made me insecure
>look back and realize that she was literally perfect wife material, is probably married if not engaged or with great guy right now, and I'm 21 and virgin
I hate this memory so much I've pretty successfully blocked it out.

bro, wtf is your life?

i'm not a smart man, user.

Oh, man, don't make me revisit those pains.
I'm only not a kvirgin because a girl went up to me and fucking stated she wanted me to kiss her.
I have no idea how to escalate with girls, and I'm 26 already.
Advancing in any way always seems impolite, and I tend to think girls aren't into me despite it being obvious to everyone else.

I refused to fuck her with a condom, managed to hold my lust in check.
First time I fuck i'm coming balls deep in pussy

You know she was probably fucking your best friend, right? And then she moved onto you? That's usually what doorknobs do, they get passed around or pass themselves around a particular social circle.

>be me
>Be at party full of strangers start of uni
>been there a while stuff starts dying down
>decent looking 6.5/10 sjw looking girl comes over and we introduce eachother.
>awfully giggly staring me in the eye as we talk.
>puts her hand on my thigh and gets touchey.
>I realize what's going on and take the hint.
>ohshitwhatdo
>thinks about all the ways i can fuck up in bed.
>considers the though that maybe i wont even get erect to 3d girl after fapping to 2d for so long.
>ohshit everyone at the party is in my class rumors might spread like wildfire. (was start of freshman year)
>Makes up some half lie shit about how someone's waiting for me at the club.
>Has to leave the party so that my lie will seem true.

Why am I like this

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>girl I liked grinded on me and literally said we were a couple
>my autism told me she wasn't interested

>girl grabbed at my crotch several times, used her tongue to lick parts of my face and hands
>convince myself she also wasn't interested

There are other examples but they all pretty much allude to me being completely fucking retarded.

she wasn't fucking him, i'd probably think that too though.

best friend rejected her for the same reason i did, she didn't want to have sex, and he would tell me if he was having sex with anyone and it's not like i was crushing on her at the time and he wouldn't care about my feelings anyway if i was so yeah.

finally someone said it, so tired of Jow Forums being full of normaltards REEEEEE

>realize how many times she's called me daddy
I mean yeah, you might have got a dicking or two out of her, but I think you have dodged a bullet there bruh so try not to feel too bad about it

We were at the party the light wsere of and the girl took my hands and put them on her titties. I suddenly got scared and didnt take it any further and then avoided her the whole evening.

>realise I haven't done much reading in the past few years
>Go to uni library and read about the history of the indigenous peoples of mexico everyday for 5 months
>Be 10/10 looks but on the spectrum
>work in uni bar
>Cute girl comes everyday and goes silly everytime she speaks to me
>She asks me on a date "got this in the bag," I think
>On date and I literally can not stop squeezing Mexican history into every part of the conversation
>Hot enough that she doesn't run and she stomachs me outlining all the gruesome process of sacrifices
>Longest silence in the universe
>She talks about her classes
>"Now the Inca were interesting because.."
>She leaves

>be me like 8 years ago
>tall kinda awkward nerd with only one outcast stoner friend
>we'd ditch class and go smoke weed behind the gym because we never gave a fuck about school
>look weird af, wear old marines cap of some dead guy my dads vet friend gave me and aviators to hide my glazed pot eyes
>qt tiny blonde cheerleader comes up to me before class one day wearing her uniform with some of her friends giggling near the door
>"hey user, youre kinda cute, wanna hang out for lunch"
>pick my head up and look at her for a solid 5 seconds before responding
>"this is some kind of joke isnt it?"
>no answer
>put my head back down and slept through the rest of the class
>ignore her every time she trys to talk to me

I was at my classmate's birthday and her best friend decided to sit next to me. She asked me a lot of personal questions and told me I looked great. Other people told me that she was actually interested in me.
She was cute as fuck, we were both 16.
I thought I could be a Chad so i basically refused to get emotionally involved cause I wanted a fwb and i knew she wouldn't be up for it.
Then we met again after a year but I was too shy to try to seduce her.

>Tinder girl
>I dont text so I never text her except to confirm date time
>she tells me to listen to an album
>it's by a band called The Black People and total hipster garbage that I turn off
>Hope she forgets, she doesn't
>3 dates total she tells me that I'm not striving enough and ghosts me

I'm calling bullshit on this one but I still kek'd

Nothing wrong with that, user. Just a bit of THOT patrolling.

I saw that episode of Atypical too

>be me, 18, virgin, have two friends
>one of 'em drags me out to his friend's birthday, outside in a park
>I fuckin hate it, too many people, only beer on the table, and that's just two 2L bottles
>as the party goes on, people spread out, talking in smaller groups
>I'm sitting at a table, drinking my beer, smoking my cigarette and keeping my mouth shut
>a 9/10 QT3.14 that's just my type (medium height, chin-length hair in 30s-40s style, beautiful voice) is sitting at the same table right next to me
>there are some other people at the table, there's some conversation going on, I'm not really paying attention
>she turns to me
>"Why are you so quiet?"
>starts talking to me
>we hit it off
>eventually the whole group moves elsewhere to watch the fireworks (the two of us included)
>we split up
>after the fireworks, we're all going back to the park
>she comes up to me
>we talk more
>"I'm cold"
>"Yeah, you should've dressed better"
>what the fuck am I doing
>"I always wear a vest over, and my mom told me to get one but I didn't think it'd be so cold"
>God bless her soul, she still doesn't understand what a retard I am
>"Well shit, better luck next time"
>talk a little bit more
>she went home
>never saw her again

I was supposed to offer her my jacket, right? Or am I just too paranoid about my own autism, and this wasn't gonna happen anyway?

if it was the 30's or 40's like her hairstyle you would have offered your coat like a gentlemen, women like chivalry, skanks like dik and starbuccchhhss

multiple times I have been told that some girl likes me by some of her friends.
I know it, too, because of the way she laughs at every stupid joke i say or ask for my opinion etc. I like her, too. Never did anything about it.
I can think of at least three separate examples of different girls with which I was in this situation.

Not because of autismo, tho. I'm just an attractive and somewhat outgoing premature ejaculator who hates himself and is afraid of having his reputation ruined

In middle school a girl with huge boobs asked me who was my favorite Naruto character, I said Jiraya. Then she said her favorite was Kakashi and that she thought I was very similar to him.

At the time I did not think much of it, I did not realize how awesome Kakashi is to a Narutard. She must have been head over heels with me to compare me to him. And she complimented me on several other occasions, saying that I was better than other boys and things like that.
I was not very mature about interacting with girls at the time anyway. And I was very intimidated by the size of her breasts.

So I missed on teen sex, and titty fucks with a D cup.
I eventually got a gf at 21 but she's got an A cup.

yup

jfdhhdgd

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in high school i was a bit of a fuck boy in i was an exchange student with an accent had what i guess you could call a harem with at least 15 plus girls pursuing me, long story short the cheer team was an elephant and I ate it one bite at a time

>I'm cold
>Oh here take my jacket
>Thanks user ;) Oh but I'm still kind of cold...
>Well... Do you want to come closer
>Sure ;;) *snuggles against you while walking*
>It's late and cold, I'll probably go home soon
>Oh user, my house is so far and I don't have a car, could you drive me home?
>Sure
>Thaaaanks user ;;;) *gets in your car*

Then she invites you in and you get the fucc

Consider going to and never coming back

>Making out with girl
>Getting pretty serious
>five minutes in I say "wanna take this upstairs"
>she stops confused and nervously says she isn't ready for that yet
>gets awkward and she goes home
Best part? I don't even have an upstairs I live in a one story. Why the fuck did I say that

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uni
londonfag, 10/10 there is like 3/10 anywhere else

Yeah, London is suffocating, worse yet when one is a poorfag

SIX TIMES? user, I...

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Hahaa, I've done something like that, cute girl complaining about cold, me calling her an idiot for not dressing warmer. My word, I was retarded. But I also remained warm. So i dunno, win/lose scenario.

Holy shit dude. Max 'tism.

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>ad for perfect job displayed in front of me
>didn't apply

at girl's house, semi hot. I was a virgin but didn't want to bang her. she grabs my hand and leads me upstairs. I literally collapse on the floor so she doesn't get to fuck me. she gets upset and goes upstairs I think crying. I go upstairs later because I decide fuck it i'd smash. she's talking to some dude and i'm like nvm

she doesn't look as good as this photo, but it's her

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You're not a robot if your answer isn't "all of them"

>2 years ago
>literally in bed with a girl
>so nervous
>i lie and tell her i didnt bring a condom X2
She was my first and last relationship and although it only lasted 2 weeks it was really a confidence terminating relationship, so i have barely even talked to girls since then

I have a crush on this girl, ive had it for like 3 years, but never acred upon it in highschool. Now, my best friend who is a chad is alaways talking with hs friends and inviting them to have small parties at his house, the times he invites her its just us 3 and another girl friend, and he always pushes the activities so im always paired with her since he knows abput my crush and constantly encourages me to talk more and try asking her out, its been this way for 3 years already, as far as I know she doesnt have a boyfriend during this time and doesnt have one even now.

dating pic related. we talk most over aim but she never aim's me first. I aim her friends more often. I guess she was looking for validation, found out I aim her friends mo & dumped me

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tippy top kek user lol

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Used to get the bus after school with this girl she gets of at a later stop than me. One time asks me to stay on and go to her house and that she got lasagna. Literally grabbing my arm begging me to go and my reply is "fuck that I can have lasagna at home" and get off the bus. When I saw her through the window she was crying.

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her friend. I started dating pic related after I was dumped. somebody at movies told me to eat the butter from the dispenser so I did. when I tried to kiss her she turned away. later said it was from the butter. she dumped me that night

gud gosh I forgot pic

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>making out w/ pic related.
>she goes for my pants
>nopedthafuckout.jpg
(I had a masturbation addiction so my dick was all raw and bleedy)

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Oh, yeah, this thread is about how I fucked it up, well thats the deal, im constantly doing nothing, or worse, actively avoiding it.
>Best friend makes another small party
>5 am, party over, everyone go home
>this other girl literally lives 30 meters away so its always the two of us alone going to the bus stop
>first or second time this happens, I realize we will be walking alone together,
>Make up some shitty excuse to leave in a hurry in order to avoid the awkward silence
>this other time we actually are walking alone
>stop at the nearest bus stop(which doesnt have a stop for her bus)
>let her go alone at 5 am, again, because I want to avoid the awkward silence of us waiting at the bus stop
>even worse, the bus stop I used always has a drunk hobo who always wants to strike up a conversation.
Idk guys, for some reason, the idea of her rejecting me is just too scary

>fingering a homeless chick on a walkway in a park
>she likes anal
>she wants me to fuck her right there
>NO
we end up on the street and some guys come up and they're talking about meth
>make haste escape into night, leaving her with methheads

That's not autism, yours was a normie answer , problem actually is that she is too dumb

That's schizopathy, not autism

You started wayyy in the middle of your story, how did you end up fingering a bum?

2 long of story. I might post it after I smoke a cig

How attractive are you fucks?

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>Last year of school 17 y.o me
>In love with a girl. I always look at her like a creeper from afar
>Friends push me to talk to her since it was my final year
>Too much autismus
>They go themselves to tell her I like her
>Whatever, she's just going to say eeeww or something
>Chilling outside school before going home
>I suddenly see her in front of me. I never saw her this close. Caught me off guard
>"user, your friends told me that you'd like to date me. Is that true?"
>"N-no..."
>"Oh....ok"
>Get home and slapped my fucking head the hardest I could
>Never saw her again since the year ended damn fast

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LMAO WOT

"RAW AND BLEEDY"

is me, also, I almost had a threesome at a party but due to a third girl's autism it was ruined

Another story with this girl
>She asks me to go out for food with her like a friend date
>Go to some chinese buffet
>Anxiety acts up and as soon as I take one bite I need to vomit
>Run to the bathroom, puke and come back
>She doesnt even care
>Decide fuck it Ill fight through it and keep eating
>Manage to eat about 5 potato wedges before I need to stop
>We leave the restaurant and a minute later Im going to be sick again
>ohfuck.gif
>abandon girl sprint into the restaurants bathroom. Dont make it in time and basically dribble sick from bathroom door to the toilet
>Unleased the most violent vomit ive ever experienced. IT WAS EVERYWHERE. maybe 10% actually reached the toilet. The walls and floor were covered in orange gunk.
>Try to clean it up but fuck it not my job. As im washing my hands a employee walks in
>i look him in the eyes and say "Im so sorry" and nope out of there with my puke covered hoodie.

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4got that this is also me

I don't speak to people I don't know

I've posted this story b4, do you want me to repost?

>Sitting in break room at work alone
>like always
>qt petite latina co-worker comes in
>shes one of the only co-workers that proactively talks to me
>two tables
>she points to the chair next to me
>"is anyone sitting there?"
>just say nah
>"can I?"
>sure
>sits next to me
>starts asking me questions like do i have siblings, do i like it here etc
>give her 2/3 word answers
>long pause
>she gets up and leaves

Yeah man I wanna hear it

>san diego
>saint death eater ego
>i'm walking downtown and a girl is sitting with a guy who's an older man and says "you're really fucking hot you just made my night"

>I say thanks
>I come back because she was hot and I say "you're hot too"
>the guy just fucking stares at me
>"she's homeless. buy her a soda"
>i was about to go to the 7-11 anyway so i buy her one (i've been homeless)
>i bring it back to her and walk around the block for no reason
>I think i go to the public bathroom
>i hear shouting down the block but stand where i am
>i go to where they were
>she's walking towards me
>tells me "he put his hands on me and so some guys beat him up"
>somebody also stole her purse with her vodka in it
>she asks me "so, wanna fuck?"
>I say we should go to the park because i live in a house airbnb'd and my car is a sports car so we can't in it
>on the way there she says she likes anal
>in the park she lies down on the ground and i ask her if i can finger her
>finger her for a while, but i'm not gonna fuck in public
>eventually we go back to street
>we're looking for a liquor store that i knew was around there, just wandering around
>she sits on ground while i find it and i come back
>not 10 seconds later these ghetto dudes roll up and start talking to us about meth
>i walk across the street and she follows me
>they follow too
>now she wants to smoke meth
>I tell her i'm leaving and dip
mfw her name was Angelique

I forgot, she told me she has 5 boyfriends and i'm her new boyfriend. she wasn't going to dump them, she was going to "cheat". the dude that got beat up that night was her boyfriend

See dream girl at gym and don't know what to say? It's gonna stay with me for life. Hopefully it all goes black when I die so I won't remember.

>be me
>really cute 9/10 chick in history class
>Im doing an assignment and she notices that my retainer case slightly protruding from my pants
>"user.. is that a hickey?"
>wtf
>dont even know her, I have never acknowledged her until this point
>say "wtf no" despite her obviously checking me out
>2 weeks later some bitch walks up and asks if we are dating
>No, Im too busy
>one month later that same bitch says I should get a piece
>give the same response and walk away hearing her laugh
>fast forward to end of year
>she asks me for phone number
>she wants to get froyo
>say no then pull out my 3DS

I HATE MY AUTISM AND OCD FUCKING KILL ME

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Jeez lol that whole scenario just kept getting increasingly more bizarre

>11 years old
>going to summer camp
>we get to go to the pool once a day
>8-9 year old loli who looks exactly like Kim Hartmann from unteralterbach repeatedly stalks me even into the deep end for days, eventually grabbing my cock and balls and telling me she wants to suck them
>push her away when she gets to handsy, tell lifeguards/counselors
>none of them fucking care
>tell other kids
>this 14 year old uppity bitch tells me that I shouldn't be a dick to her and she has no power in the situation because she's a girl
>two weeks go by of this
>eventually loli is done with camp and I'm alone again
>immediately regret not dicking her

One of my first experiences with feminism and my only chance at fucking a loli.

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yea it fucking sucked. i'd never live in a shared house again because of that. I could've banged her in the ass.

Sucks, shouldve just threw some towels down in the car my friend.

She was obviously sexually abused. be glad you didn't traumatize her further & get herpes from her dad.

WHY THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHERE PIC RELATED IS FROM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>go to all boy school
>meet a girl senior year
>first relationship ever
>not even a real relationship because she convinces me to just keep it lowkey
>says "we should just go on dates and fuck but not say we're bf and gf"
>me being beta "okay"
>second date and I'm driving her home
>pulll up to house she says "tonight was fun"
>she leans in with lips out
>I lean past her and hug her
>really thought she just wanted a hug
>she lets out a disappointed " oh... okay"
>gets out of car and leaves
Realized how beta I was and ended it a week later. Which was another's beta move. Still a kissless virgin

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Oh man there's more than I can count but here's a nice one.

>Typical robot, 22 I believe, virgin, socially anxious, tfw no gf
>been talking to some bdsm girl on tinder for a while
>talk a big game about how much I want to fuck her and spank her etc, etc
>in reality I've never so much as kissed a girl
>after messaging for for seemingly ages she randomly asks me to drive her home from some house party at like fucking 3am in the morning
>Am almost having a panic attack but decide to pick her up anyways
>Drive like 10-15 minutes to go pick her up pretty late at night
>She's all like omg thankyou so much I'll literally do anything you want
>I end up parking at some food place because I need to piss and my anxiety is making me really thirsty for some reason
>She like lunges across the passenger car seat and kisses me
>Holy fuck I just kissed a girl.png
>I drive her back to her house afterwards
>She's about to go back inside but I decide to kiss her again
>She asks me if we can fuck
>I live with my parents and so does she so nervously say no
>Were suppose to go on a date like later that week
>She asks if we can have sex later then
>I nervously say I don't know
>She goes inside and that date never happens

It's a real shame because she was a good looking girl too. I'm a generically handsome short guy but when I was younger I was terribly socially anxious. I think in hindsight I have some intimacy fears surrounded around me not wanting to be vulnerable and open up to people which led to me avoiding sex but live and learn I suppose.

in short
>11y old
>school
>female teacher fondles me
>stupid me gets scared
>run away just before she was about to grab my dick

Sorry this is too funny lol

That's terrible man, for some reason anxiety gives me really bad nausea too and makes my appetite literally non existent. So if I ever have a first date I make sure to never make it evolved around eating dinner or something because if I start getting anxiety I won't be able to eat.

I wouldn't doubt it. She was called Madison so she was probably white trash.
I don't really give a fuck about girls' feelings so I still regret not acting on it.

I had another similar situation later in life, although it wasn't nearly as blatant.
>14
>fit/half chad due to wrestling
>still autismo and friendless as fuck
>have an acquaintance from wrestling that happened to live three houses down from me during the summer
>he invites me to play with him a lot and most of the time I politely tell him to fuck off because I want to level my undead death knight on WoW
>sometimes I literally have no excuse and I'm dragged into his backyard
>he has two girls there, his thicc brazilian adopted sister and his cousin from Ohio
>cousin is fucking dazzling, with freckles and a deliciously developed body, looks kind of like Ellie from The Last of Us but with shorter hair
>She'd already been with quite a few guys in her school, being a Stacy back in her home state
>both seem interested in me, probably because I'm older and fit
>they're both 11 though
>sister keeps telling me I'm hot and asking me how big my feet are
>sometimes we go to the pool an the Brazilian jumps on me, rubbing her nearly exposed tits on my back
>hormones are raging, and I have to autisically avoid everyone to cover up my raging boner
>It's probably a lot more socially acceptable to fuck these girls than the loli, but I don't want my acquaintance to find out I've been shooting loads in his baby sister
>don't act on it, never go outside again for the rest of that summer, pretty much just playing WoW

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>26
>think im about to receive some divine power to fight demons and heal people with
>know its a negative choice but keep going anyways
>get nothing and end up losing what little humanity i have left

heh, fuckin autism strikes again

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9/10 enables convo with me
Instantly my autism kicks in hyperdrive
Respond with one word responses like "yeah" to every try she attempts to start a convo
We talk about work and tells me she's willing to help me out and you know what i do? I dont say anything and walk away. I resent that moment everyday of my life and this happened 2-3 months ago, i saw her one other time at work and she smiled at me, i just froze up. Can i save this or did i just place myself deep into the shadow realm.
she looks like pic related, but prettier, i cant get her beautiful smile out of my mind

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> be 17 y.o. me
> at the mall by myself
> 8.5/10 qt3.14 sits down on the bench next to me
> clearlyinterested.jpg
> talk for about 30 minutes
> "hey, user. Its been nice talking to you, but i have to leave. Can i get your number?"
> fucking panic "uhh, no. I don't live around here"
> get up and walk very quickly and don't look back
> literally walk to my house 5 minutes away
> i literally fuck up everything good in my life

i never even have the chance to fuck up
oh well at least i dont have to die with a cringe memory in mind

First off, did you go to Jesuit?
>Sochi olympics
Secondly, she was depressed because she couldn't keep chad. All women want chad more than you no matter how sweet and innocent she might appear. She made a wise choice to keep her virginity due to the high probability of breakup and her being lowered in status after sex partners, in the eyes of the christian community and statistically in biological pair bonding aspects as well. She chose to lower her standards and was looking around for a lower status non chad bf because she wanted the boost to her status and ego from being in a relationship but tried her luck with non chad due to no sex. Don't beat yourself up. She wasn't trying to be your girl, she was just giving you a turn on the relationship ride. Status is everything to women, that's all you saw, even if you couldn't perceive it due to your tfw no gf and nostalgia. Women act sweet and innocent to get what they want. It's a bitter pill, user, I'm not trying to be mean or disrespectful. She would have expected you to provide all the benefits of the relationship as far as the bf is expected to whereas she would not provide the benefits of gf. To test women who are saving themselves for marriage, see if she wants you to pay for dates while giving no sex. You might try to rationalize her offloading her problems on you and using you as an emotional tampon as intimacy but it isn't. If she will pay for half the stuff and be an equal partner while waiting for marriage, then you will see true at least some wisdom in her but i doubt this is the case.

Hope you're still in the thread reading this user. You didnt miss out on too much. Dont beat yourself up too bad and move on.

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Trick question. When you have autism the opportunities never even arise in the first place for you to fuck up.

Feeling you

Same but only 4 times. Two of those times was with the same girl who gave my another chance. She really did like me. Not learning how to have sex and be comfortable with it when everyone else did and were still akward thenselves will keep you a virgin forever. A lack of any relationships is just about the heaviest realtionship baggage there is. I don't even know how to kiss someone let alone foreplay. 26 now, wizardhood is inevitable.

just some girl in college, to be fair though she was pretty autistic about it too

texted me out of the blue like 5 years after the last time i saw her. didn't reply.

>Planned to have sex with girl
>She's laying in bed with me
>Don't know how to initiate
>End up rubbing my boner on her back all night

I was 18 and a few days away from graduation.
At a multi family get together, marching band families.
Met an incoming freshman, she was unaware I was a social pariah.
My grandfather had given me my fist car as an early graduation gift, his prized 1979 Chevy Van, it had wolves painted on the side and a bed in the back.
Asked my new friend if she wanted to go for a ride.
She did, we left.
She was really, really excited about the bed, asked if I ever used it for sex, told her all the time.
We drove around a while, she asked me to find a special place.
Parked behind an abandoned video store I sometimes sat behind after school.
We got in the back.
First hand holding, first kiss, first breast touch, she got naked, so did I, first non mom, doctor, dick touch I thought I was going to blow.
Laying down, she tells me no condom she wants her first time to be real.
She is sitting on my thighs touching me, ready to move forward and sit on my dick.
I feel bad and want to be honest.
I hold her hands and tell her that I am a virgin.
That she is the first girl I have ever kissed, seen naked, touched and that I want this to be special and no lies between us.
I told her I was ready.
She slapped me, got off and started getting dressed, called me every swear word, called me a freak, a liar, a faggot, a fuck up, a loser.
She got out of the van and started walking away.
We were a long way from her home.
I followed her and tried to let me get her home.
She called the police.
I drove off and got pulled over about a block from home.
Told me a little girl said some pervert in a van tried to grab her.
It got complicated.
People remembered seeing us at the party, so no stranger grab or arrest.
I had to go to family court and judge made me go to counseling saying I was a potential rapist/pedophile.
My parents took away my van.

I am 25 and I have never been alone with a female who was not a family member since.
My dad still asks if I want to fuck little girls.

sauce is jill kassidy