Anecdotes #456

Anyone else enjoy learning about plane crashes?
Do you see yourself in this guy?
Hello where can i find a bf i'm rlly lonely and want to die
Bump this thread if you are a sissy white boy and jerk off to BBC
"Dangerous dude blocks your path"
I have gone 86 days without masturbation. (No sex obviously)
WE DlD IT REDDIT!
THE MIGHTY ELIZABETH THREAD
How long until you realize that all physical traits are completely outweighed by a man's personality...
Can we settle this ones and for all?
I've noticed that millenials are considerably taller than people born in the 80's-90's
When I close my eyes, and I use my fingers to manually manuever my eyes to face this insides of my skull...
Ask a completely naked fembot laying in bed with her legs spread after just waking up and rubbing her pussy for 10 mins...
I hate successful people
Do any late night anons wanna talk on discord? I know there's already a thread up, but most people are sleeping
Why haven't you integrated your shadow aspect? Being harmless doesn't make you a good person, it makes you a wimp...
Reminder that you can't be a robot if you're gay
Want to lose a bit of weight
Boards with the best memes?
Normies
Excuses, excuses
Why do white men love Asian women so much?
Why nobody discuss makeup?
Would you rather
Came her from twitter. seems you white boyss keep calling hanna hays A retard...
/mbti/
ITT: we rate each other's singing
Be poor farmer in the Medieval times
Your Most Terrifying Nightmares
Why is grindr so shit? Pic related...
What did you always want as a child and really hit you once you grew up?
Saturday feels thread
How do I become a normie after years of isolation?
I lost my virginity today
Girl-neighbor keeps waving at me even though I never wave back
Boys with thick thighs
29 years old
Would you bots settle for a hapa gf?
This is a fetus
Weed thread
You just gotta love yourself bro!
Who else /criminal scum/ here?
I'm looking for a fembot girlfriend. I'd like a girl who matches these qualities:
Mental health thread #26
I don't know, A kinda got a reason, give it to her why not
Saturday night and you are here on Jow Forums instead of doing something else
Fembot feels
Normies ruin everything
What type of music do you listen to?
Why do trannies have diaper fetishes?
Is it normal to have the A/C running for 19 hours straight?
Tfw no bf who dresses me in girly things and calls me cute
Is it worth it to buy a 2DS? I had a 3DS back in high school but sold it, and now im feeling like I want it back...
Incel chasing women
Feels and confessions thread
Tfw zero followers on Instagram
Who else /skincel/?
Tfw no qt submissive weeb gf
Is it possible for women to fall in love with a """"man"""" shorter than them?
Has anyone else had their toenails removed? My parents did it when I was a baby but I have no fucking clue why
Money
I'm going to beat the shit out of you, you disgusting faggot. My existialism and pure Aryan rage is unstoppable...
/britfeel/
Real Solutions for Real Robots
Does anyone else get a weird empty/depressed feeling when you see girls this beautiful?
Do any robots live in washington state? i need a bf thanks
Tfw pants size 38-29
I think I fucked my single mother up
Jow Forums music thread: indecisive edition
How do i get over social anxiety so i can get a cute boy to fall in love with me
What Jow Forums's go-to comfy game? Mine's pic related
"Friends" mocking me again for being a 25 yo virgin
Waters
Tard thread! Write your encounters with potatoes here
Anyone else have baby fever...
How to invite myself to party?
Fellow Footfags
Any femanons out there looking for an online boyfriend? I like to think I'm decent material...
Decided I'll be killing myself next month by jumping off the golden gate bridge. I'm ugly, worthless...
19
Cuteboys
GIVE ME A GF!!!!!! ITS LITERALLY ALL I WANT!! I WILL FUCKING KILL MY BROTHER FOR ONE!
Are lucid dreams a real thing or is it all a delusional scam like tulpas?
So it's pretty clear that no one here has a girlfriend, but here's the question, have any of you even TRIED...
Neutered cat
This whore fucked a drug dealer instead of someone who was nice to her
hacker character is introduced
Korean gf is pampering me tonight and cooking katsu for me :) how are you guys?
God I hate minorities. why don't they move back to their countries if they hate america so damn much. fuck...
What youtubers do you guys watch
DAD JUST PAID ME A HOOKER
I know fembots don't exist and nor do femcels but what am I then...
HOW TO BECOME JAPANESE - Move to Japan for Dummies
Why don't robots just lower their standards and give us ugly girls a chance? We want to be loved too
Ywn be a thicc, fertile breeding cow kept constantly pregnant
"*sniff* y-you don't really mean that, r-right user? *sniff*"
Could you please articulate to me how you could love a girl who has had the cum of another man on her face?
Our queen has returned
Ghosting
"Christine" is just a husk. Christian is dead, and we're never getting him back...
How different would his life had been if he was tall and white?
Should i go to a slayer concert tomorrow?
How do I meet some asian qts at my uni?
Post a song that represents how you feel right now
ITT we choose three powers and see the cool combinations we can think of
But muh personality
/Suicide general/
Why is it so hard to not hate women?
Why are American cartoons so fucking ugly compared to Japanese ones?
Tfw everyone whines about their missed opportunities and missed hints that a girl was into them
Why don't you just lose your virginity to a demon? Baphomet loves you even when nobody else will
Holy shit, my psychiatrist suggested that if meds keep on failing...
I wish user was more handsome, then I would totally date him
Tfw no gf to look at the stars with
In this thread I will narrate the life of Vincent van Gogh from his birth in 1853 until his death at the age of 37
Who said brown people can't look good?
LDR general thread
Gotta figure out major
A-are boys with AVPD cute? do they make good bfs?
Hobby thread
Be honest, has this board slowly turning you into a homosexual...
Do you long to find out what happens when we die?
Mulatto beauty
Why do white girls find black guys so hot?
White People
Boxing/fighting
Jow Forums Survey
Any uglyass fembots here?
NEET feels thread
What video game genre do you like and why?
/britfeel/
Do robots have any seIf-awareness?
How do you actually become someone people want to be around?
Have you ever touched a boobie?
Why does Jow Forums hate rap? I dont understand
When was the last time you were in a fight, Jow Forums
What is the anime mindset? How do I get into it? I enjoyed NHK and Steins;Gate. Rest was meh
Tinder Guide, you don't have to be a 10/10
I cant stop isolating myself from everyone i know...
Fucked a trap yesterday, AMA
Girl smiles at you IRL
/r9gay/ #320 -- "say please" edition
Write a letter to those who will never read them
(You) starter pack
My gf stumbled upon my Jonbenet folder. She seemed creeped out
You may not like it, but that's what REAL a 4/10 gf looks like. Would you take her?
Tfw wisdom tooth is cutting up the inside of my cheek
ITT: Basic things you can't do
Calling all incels! pt 2
I want to get a tattoo. I don't care about getting anything "meaningful" or something that looks cool...
Nazi shits will not survive the winter
Is keto a good diet if you're a fatty and want to lose weight fast?
Woman: "If you want to get a girl...
Have completely empty profile as a woman
Tfw balding manlet (174cm) at only 18
Hey robots, I've come here from /mu/ and am curious what kind of music you listen to
Drugs
Any news ? Is she still alive ?
For 24 hours every wet ounce of shit you deposit in your toilet is converted into gold
I don't know what video game to play
Obesity is really quite horrific when you think about it
Do you have a minute? I don't know who else to turn to with this
STOP FUCKING STUTTERING WHEN YOU TALK ONLINE
Only have unattractive hobbies (anime, Jow Forums, vidya, jerking off to porn, heroin)
B-b-but the world is getting more conservative!
Real Issues
ITT: autistic things you do
How do you deal with your existence, Jow Forums?
Would you guys lick their feet to join the club?
/britfeel/
Do I deserve to be bullied because I'm 5'1?
What rae your favourite games anons and how many hours have you put into them?
Why dont you guys just listen to Lil Yachty and go to hip hop concerts
I spend so much time on youtube, I have watched years worth of content...
He hasn't found a qt, super nice, shy, anime and vidya loving trap gf (male) yet who will love you unconditionally
Have you gotten yourself a hapa Dutch girl yet?
Would you still love your oneitis if she got blacked?
Have average size dick
How can white girls possibly compare?
Ultimate Redpill on Women
Taalk to me
Ask a Normie Anything
Would you date an untraditional girl like her?
Does anyone wanna be my friend on discord? I'm quite lonely
Decide to lose weight and get healthy habits
COMFY
Ask a virgin femail anything, Jow Forums
Ctrl+f
I will shut down Jow Forums by the end of this year
CANT BELIEVE HOW FUCKING GULLIBLE SOME NORMIES ARE
Just killed this fucker, dubs decide what I do with its body
Be me
I deserve welfare for having Aspergers
Post perfect women, ones that make your heart go pitter patter
Told myself I'd quit weed
Fat, hairy bastard (pic related) gets a girl like this without doing anything
Med student
Tfw I have enough doxx material to ruin the life of innocent robots
Do you ever wish you were born a girl?
Your warrior songs
Could you love a woman who had another man's penis in her mouth?
Virgin gf
When's the last time you had sex?
Made a tinder account to make fun of roasties. Dubs decide what I reply
Facts
Hello anons. What interests you? Let's talk about our autistic interests that we usually don't get to talk about
/britfeel/
I want a loving girlfriend
Tfw no wheyfu to give me bijobs
Walk into men's room
Work in a warehouse
Who /creep/ here?
I have a wasp in the other room and my mom isn't home to get it out what the fuck do I do?
Walking with bf late in the evening
Why is the male suicide rate still rising, what the hell is wrong with modern masculinity?
Female incel, volcel and mentalcel thread
How can we compete?
What are some good Discord servers?
Is there anything more normie than drinking alcohol? I'm so sick of normies and their stupid alcohol...
This woman is an incel and she is angry, if (you) don't fuck her she will go on a rampage
I am an incel robot nobody likes me
Femanons, why aren't you practicing your anal abilities?
Animated rare Pepes
Fembots would you have sex with a maga chud?
Your son becomes a famous trap and asks you to show up on his documentary
Help me guys
I hate being Mexican r9k
Schizophrenic Rorschach test letter thread. No Anna's
We hate Chad because his brutal pumping and dumping of women turns them into crazy monsters who destroy the west
Be me
I am entitled to have sex with goodlooking girls for free
How's your youtube channel doing? Upload anything interesting lately?
Looksmaxing is hopeless if you're not chad
Post dark/depressing images
You kneel on the floor
Is it true women mostly care about looks?
WHY CANT I HAVE LUCK?
Why are niggers such faggots?
What's the worst thing you've masturbated to?
"Come on, user!"
Just got a Gf for the first time in my 28 years of living. AMA
Tfw no Pacific islander gf
Jordan Peterson
I turned 18 two days ago and can now finally browse Jow Forums without having to lie about my age
This is your brain on religion
Go to doctor for routine checkup
Incel Vs Robot
Well well well
Just who the fuck does this? Literally who the fuck actually poses for this shit...
Tfw this is actually true and will not happen to you
I recently got a tumor out. girlfriend came over today and absolutely PAMPERED me...
Normies don't know my pain as an incel! I've been so starved of affection and sex that I'm going insane! I missed the...
Give me one good reason why you wouldn't date a cute Muslim girl
Look in the mirror
Favorite childhood game?
Stacy restored my faith in justice
So you've just shot up your local highschool and have retreated back to your house...
Ciara deserves more cumtributes
Wake up, see this next you
This board feels like young adults in their late teen and early twenty
What are you bots listening to tonight?
Let's have a thread where we only communicate with pictures
I'm sorry
He's dead and you helped to kill him. congratulations, assholes!
Where is my lesbian dom gf?
Reminder everyone is laughing at you virgin NEETs and incels. You are nothing more than entertainment to us...
Time to spend another Friday night alone. In fact, time to spend another entire weekend all alone. In fact...
This isn't real i died six years ago this isn't real i died six years ago this isn't real i died six years ago this...
How could we have prevented this, Jow Forums?
Dad...?
Why would God create such an abomination?
girls don't have real proble
I'M GOING TO LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE IF I DON'T HAVE A DURRY IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES FUCK BEING BROKE...
Tfw all robots want a dom mommy gf
Post your bedrooms robots, I'll start
Whats your favorite jojo part Jow Forums?
I want to have sex, im almost 20 and kissless virgin what the fuck
I love you
Tinder
Mental health thread #25
Am I the only one that poops themselves when asleep at night? I can't be the only one right...
Just bought an oz of shrooms
I WANT A MOMMY GF RIGHT NOW! WHERE IS THE FEMBOT THAT WILL LET ME BE HER LITTLE BOY...
Calling all incels!
Get courage to text a few women today
Move out of mom and dads at 18
Death Metal Band Thread
How many cherished memories do you have to tell your future kids about from your time on the internet?
I'm a drunk femanon. ask me anythign or tell me about your day
This is what you NEET beta cucks look like LMAO
Donated plasma today
25 May 2018
What is your opinion on the future of the White race?
/ciara/
"hehe, isn't this nice user? just the two of us on a date... I think I need... To slow down on the drinking...
Not going to to a nice restaurant to eat alone
Would any robots here date a shitskinned goblina? If she was decent looking, nice/had a personality and not overweight
Which is worse - boomers or millennials
Thanks for dinner user...so...what should we do now?
If you're in your 20s why don't you smoke weed and just make friends?
U defiantly dont need it babe u look beatiful w/o it!
She's coming back... right, anons?
Workplace is full of two faced jerks
Would you settle for a girl that wore diapers?
Water
/britfeel/
L hate being ugly
Wagecuck Feels Thread
Well, incels?
Why is there an epidemic of young men who are opting to play video games and satisfy their needs with porn instead of...
An increasing number of people moving onto the DSP are men, under 40, suffering a psychological impairment
How does Jow Forums fap?
Tfw no chill bf
How to cure porn addiction
Men are meant to be dominant and women are meant to be submissive
Why is anime and Japanese culture so popular with the mainstream now?
Would you rather right now acquire a 10/10 gf that was guaranteed to be loyal to you no matter what, or $10.000.000.000...
Confess. There is no need to hold back my son. You will be forgiven
MUFFY
Why don't robots just admit they have high standards?
Instagram gone
Would you?
Why are men still dumb enough to get married?
/drugfeels/
Arguing with some retard
Board about hating normalfags
Finally found someone worth talking to on omegle jaja, what are the odds?
Why do you hide your sorrow from others?
Press S to spit
Search catalog for 25+ thread
Is it even possible to live off of $630 CAD a month?
Where are my drunk robots at?
Shes not that pretty, what are you people on about?
Lifting for several months
How long would last in this pussy?
Tips on being a gentle femdom gf?
What would you do if you saw a live sexual assault going on in front of you? Would you step up...
Femonans, what would you in this situation?
Hookup culture
An ugly loner virgin talks to me
Abusive prostitute drug dealing mom
Real talk, is there legit womyn on this board or is it a giant meme
Why don't fembots simply rub their pussies on other fembots pussies?
What is the most retarded sexual fetish in existence?
A man killed himself over this girl
What are 10/10 female facial aesthetics?
How do we stop Americans from lopping their childrens dicks off?
That introvert that lifts
Just got broken up with, lads. Shit sucks
Got groomed by a milf over discord last night ama fellas
Tell me about your perverted fantasies NOW
Do any fembots here have a big butt? or a generally thicc body type?
Are you top 1% in something?
I really REALLY hate Alex Jones
Who is going to get the 45666666?
Would you date an ugly NEET girl?
Post fine female specimens
I've got a full proof method of making sure your gf stays loyal r9k
Jow Forums pls tell my bf to stop lurking and eat his dinner
ITT: childhood waifus
Hello robots. can someone please tell me how to get a strong jaw gf. thank you
Fuck normalfags
1. How many sexual partners have you had and how old are you?
Are niggers human?
Who else here have a fetish for cute autistic boys doing cute autistic things?
Face it. All you pussy ass white boys are just made cause you got a small dick
/britfeel/
I've been seeing a guy for a few months. We got to the point where we're sleeping together, but we're not having sex...
Manlet general
Dated a guy for 7 months and he broke up with me so he could play videogames all summer without having to leave his...
Am I the only one whos even more attracted to her now
Henlo, keep me company
Vocaroo thread!
Misaki Friday - I rise from my slumber edition
Apparently Elliot Rodger's crush Monette Moio has some spicy nude pics (related)...
How do I summon a demon
How does user feel about politics?
Few days ago
That's exactly what makes you the perfect guy
Why dont you just get a female(boy) instead of a female(girl)?
I found a black kitten on my lawn. Dubs names it and I will post it getting bigger as it gets bigger if you like
Are you a manchild, /v/?
See a nigger
Whats it like to have a girl sit on your face?
Do SSRIs counteract the anxiety you get from caffeine?
Describe the last time you kissed someone
Why do writers of all different sorts of mediums like to perpetuate this lie...
Day one on Tinder. 0 match. Is it normal? How long should I wait to get a match?
Asianmasculintiy are in full force spamming cuckold porn on gif and shitposting on pol
H-hey user, um, t-thanks for t-taking m-me to s-s-see S-Solo :3
Can you seriously say that you would turn down a woman for hanging a little roast?
Friendly reminder that fat people deserved to be mocked and ostracized wherever they go
Parents are both robots and have no social skills
How do I turn into this kind of waifu?
A Loli a day keeps the normies away
Get yourself a Dutch girl
What type of anime do Stacies watch?
My mom cheated on my dad. He was pretty angry at first but then he forgave her and now he's nicer to her than ever...
ITT: comfy thread
Shilling on your husband's death bed
/tdg/ - Terry Davis General
Girl walking towards to
Finally get a qt goth gf
/MBTI/ THREAD:
Neetbux
Family found out I jack off in front of my down syndrome nephew
Just moved into first apartment with GF
Im about to enlist
People dont talk to me irl
/britfeel/
Why do millennial women think that not having children is a good thing?
Sat on my sisters child again
Would you still marry her, bots?
/ANG/
You have TEN (10) seconds to tell me what you think the meaning of life is or I'll blow your head off
Betrayal
Grades finally came in
In love with a girl
Nicki minaj admits she dates eminem
Banged an escort today
Any bots have a hidden stash of snacks?
This is the most alpha sex position
Beta Uprising
KUSJDHFGISUGHUIYLG I4TW78PY49P8TWEYU8 89PY34T Y89PE4T IXCFBBJKVXC NJ,BCDFGJLB SDGFH
Aaahh... much better
I want to breed with a cute asian girl
How does your perfect woman look like?
Be me
Write a letter to someone who won't ever read it
Help r9k...
Isn't virgin ridicule just a media/internet banter thing? No one seriously does that in real life...
Your girlfriend/wife apparently needs to be a total slob before you really love her
You may not have any luck getting a girlfriend, but have you tried getting a boyfriend?
What's the longest you've stayed in your house? not a single step outside
With dad going places
All you have to do is say you're a fembot and retarded frigging robots reply with the same stupid nonsense over and...
Is there a reason God curses people with schizophrenia?
Why not date a REAL shut in girl who's too scared and anxious to go outside?
I'm in a "debate" with someone over youtube
/uni/
As a normal looking white male in Commieforina who has more in common with you fags then others I find it very...
Big white tittys
Go outside
Tfw no steam co op vidya bf
Italianbot thread
How do you use a rope to kill yourself if you have nothing to hang from?
This is one of my favorite wojaks
Hey user, do you mind paying for us? >I left my purse at home and Stacy doesn't have any money on her
Friendly reminder that you fat fucks need to stop drinking this shit
ITT: you give me validation. I'm a fembot btw (currently in relationship with an older guy)
AAAAAAAAA I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN WORK ANOTHER FUCKING DAY FUCKING KILL ME LADS
Any christians anons here? how do you go through your 20s having to abstain from sex?
ITT: Fetishes
Hopeless
Itt: Cringe moments from your childhood that keep you awake at night
Eight Women Accuse Morgan Freeman
Male:mbti score::female:zodiac signs
ITT: Normie repellent music
Tfw you realize your father isn't a great person and you grew up believing a lie
What did Sam Hyde mean by this?
Ywn have a shy innocent transgf who just started hrt
Official Jow Forums music thread
Early 2000s nostalgia thread
What does this mean? Is the ex thing an excuse?
This just makes me giggle
WTF IS THIS BOARD
Given the option, which one of them would you rather impregnate?
Fembot Thread
"user, I'M OVULATING!"
Tfw TotalBiscuit died of cancer at 33 and achieved more in his short life than I ever will
1. your age
Autism is a meme illness, only ugly males are diagnosed with AUTISM...
Do uni project with girl
Would you eat her royal butthole?
Why are German people so nice in comparison to other white people?
Just had a sex with girl I knew since highschool
/britfeel/
Why do girls in relationships take selfies for public consumption?
Women are NOT the problem
Who /5.5"-6" cock/ here?
I just want a ddlg fembot gf I can read bed time stories to and take care of
Flirting all day with new girl at work
Beta Uprising
Some of you may remember Richard Dick Harrison and his reviews from a few months ago. He got Zucc'd off Facebook...
If a fembot doesn't post a photo of her butt right now im killing myself, no larp
Skinny Black Jeans
What makes ciara so appealing?
Dubs gets my discord
I come here from twitter. It seems you wh*te bois are calling Hannah Hayes a retard. Well l dont like it
How do you think your life would have changed if you was 190cm, fit and had 19-20cm long dick?
Be Black man
Do you like girls with big eyebrows?
This shit is right on the nose for me. How many of you guys does this fit? Is it possible to fix this...
What is your most autistic fetish? Mine is pic related
Cock Drunk Sissies General
Get yourself a Dutch girl, a mixed one if you need to
I just woke up to the worst sleep paralysis of my life...
Accents unironically turn me off
Can we all agree pubg is unironically the game of the decade/gen?
You will never join the IRA
Phrases that still haunt you
Lonely bots, why do you think that you're still single?
My gf confessed to watching ecchi anime
Schizos
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
Any al/ck/s still floating around? having an existential crisis here
Vegans of r9k, do you consider sea animals to be sentient creatures?
Well, what is the correct pronunciation?
Do you tip?
High school experiences that have stuck with you
So.... did she kill herself or what
YO I'm the black dude from the dollar store in silver spring MD. mother fucker I told you to make a thread
What's stopping you from going for that girl you like? What's the worst that could happen...
I can't stand the loneliness anymore, sometimes I go months and feel fine, sometimes I manage to last a couple years...
Im going to bed
User, for us to work, you know I can't share you with anyone. Can you kill your mother so we can be together forever...
Would you date a girl who happened to be a pedophile?
I'm going to a conversion camp this summer. What am I in for?
Looking for a asian gf
Currently having anxiety attack over college/my own mortality/life in general, help me calm down bros
Why are blacks so good at sports, music, and porn?
Jow Forums is just Jow Forums but for people who have given up
Which of the Chaos Gods would you follow, robots?
Have you ever met a NEET over 40 years old that seemed happy and normal?
Can we get a philosophizing thread about death and out fear of it going?
How much do you masterbate
I need one more god-tier youtuber
George Orwell on Incels, nearly 100 years ago
/teenage witch/
It's 2004. Where are you in life?
If Russia invaded and established a Civil Protection style civilian police force...
Failed my driving test for the 2nd time today
TOTALBISCUIT
How do you cope with depressing? asking for a friend tho
What the fuck was this about?
When did you realize hell is real?
This is what the average 15 year old looks like now
/r9gay/ #319
ITT: we predict how the CWC saga will end
Tfw addicted to black girls
Dinner thread
That'll be $55.86 for this pizza user, plus tip
Already more than 6 months, how time flies
Fucked shit you've thought of as a kid?
If you were to kys, how would you do it and would you try to make it as painfree as possible...
The darkest of feels
Time to give up?
That kid thread
I'm bored as shit. You goys have any questions about women and or their behavior
Help me pick a hooker
"Now that we're boyfriend and girlfriend, it's time for your first handjob, sweetheart"
Are there any adorable morbidly obese girls on here?
What car does Jow Forums drive?
Buy a computer tower
How ugly are you?
Post your irl oneitis
"Don't worry, Mr. user. I'll stick it in the right place this time... Just trust me and sit tight...
/LDG/ lucid dreaming general
Comfy Thread v1
Drug thread
Are you the devil /robots/ ?
Hmmm
There are literal NEETs on this board at this very moment
Losing my virginity to a prostitute tomorrow
THINK TWICE before taking antidepressants and other med shit
What does r9k think about good old Chucks?
What race are you? do you hate your own race? why?
If Americans are so dumb, why are they the world's superpower?
Stardew Multiplayer
Virgins, post your:
/mhg/
What do I say next
She has a point folks
Blackbots our time is now. All we have to do is learn Japan and move there
Total Biscuit died
Go to a party
Tfw no dark souls bf
Do videogames contribute anything to our lives? I mean, if you spent the hours you play, learning a skill instead...
Any other fembots wish they were white? Being a non-white is true suffering, especially in the dating world
"If only the school had armed security guards this never would've happened"...
Hi fellow robots heres some advice!!!
What's the chances of me finding a cute, virgin, non-degenerate gf like Muffy?
Indians are streetshitters but at least they have the common sense not to put people out of jobs by replacing them with...
/britfeel/
Haha, what a ridiculous premise!
I NEED NORMANS TO ASSESS THE SITUATION I WAS IN TODAY
SWIM is confused, why no matches?
Truth thread
Jesus fucking christ, I know our government is a joke but good god, these people are banning plastic straws...
What's it like being a nigger?
There's no worse feel than being an ugly asian fembot
ITT we claim our ASMR waifus
Why are you normalfaggots even here?
It's another "people speak to you like you're retarded because you can barely talk back" episode
Describe yourself
Taking 900mg of DXM tonight, it will be my first third plateau dose, anyone have some suggestions or tips...
Are black men really the master race and gender?
Buy Skyrim again you fucking paypigs
I've never revealed this to anyone but I literally can't accept a girl who has had a boyfriend before. Just can't
Any other fembots get jealous of the cute girls who get orbited here
Are white men really the master race and gender?
Lunch Thread
Swallowed a 220ug ACID tab and nothing is happening please help
B-but I thought looks meant everything
Hey qts post your desktops
I have 10 days to make 800 dollars
Go Get Lost
Would you ever consider throwing away loyalty to your race for a chance at a gf? if so, which race...
Nigger kike gets deleted and banned
Reminder for balding anons
R9k is now filled with redditors. le underage memers and normies
Tfw no blue board bf
Why are there a fuckton more male robots than female ones?
dress like this
What would you do if the girl you loved agreed to be your girlfriend on the condition that you are locked into chastity...
There is no such thing as "boipucci". It's a man's ass. It can't ovulate. It can't be impregnated...
So i've started nofap (going 1 day strong!) and I'm wondering if anal masturbation is alright
My ideal gf looks like pic related
What the fuck happened to this board?
Stop drinking juice and soda. And stop drinking the "zero cal" shit. Artificial sweeteners are poisons
Dicklets under 10 inches should just transition and be my sissy slave desu
When was the last time you really felt ALIVE?
In this thread I will narrate the life of Fritz "Zorn" from his birth in 1944 until his death in 1976
Why are people so upset about cuckolding? Is there a reasonable explanation? It doesn't affect other people
Are white people evil?
Banned for saying nigger
Mods please stop deleting my threads! >:(
Isekai
/britfeel/
Incel virgin does porn
Why haven't you taken the trap pills yet user? Don't you want to be a beautiful girl instead of a gay man?
Besed incel mexican Andy
Didn't go to college? Welcome to the rest of your miserable life after high school
Colossal blackpill
Any of yous have Instagram?
ITT: songs that make you happy. Songs that sound like love. Songs that sound like a happy summer evening...
RIP Ann Frank
Time for Female Attention
What is the worst death possible?
What's so bad about interracial relationships?
I'm having a shit day
ATTENTION ROBOTS
Roasties hate incels. It's real lads
Which board is your favorite?
Chad looking robots
/ASMR/
When will incels learn their place?
/job/
Just settle for a 4/10 already
That 24 years old boomer who hangs out with 19yo kids
Cousins birthday
Hesidic Jew
Domesticated cat girls 2030
Imagine an open world VR sex game where you can literally get your pussy fucked or your cock tugged by another person...
Lets start a normie-free community
Give me one good reason why don't have a job
Tfw no alt gf
Would you commit sudoku over a girl?
Any /real nigga/ discrd on here?
What is the difference between playing hard to get and ghosting
School Shooter Achivements Thread
Ask a Chad anything
/britfeel/
Mom got diagnosed with cancer
You ever wonder if Genghis Khan looks down from the heavens and weeps helplessly at what has become of his daughters?
Why do women hate foot fetishes so much?
The average IQ in America is going down because the wrong people are reproducing...
Cute girls thread 2.0
You dont even have to say no, if you regret the act later then its rape
Why is ciara dating a 40yo old grown ass man?
Antinatalism
"Don't worry, Mr. user. I'll stick it in the right place this time... Just trust me, I'm a qualified nurse..."
Do any robots have experience with antipsychotic withdrawal?
/comfy/
Why do so many fembots prefer fingering their brapper to their girlhole?
Goodbye r9k
Cute girls thread
Fembots a question
Was the past really so much better?
I'm alone, unloved, friendless, and everyone hates me. Should I kill myself?
Come home from hard day at work
I notice there are a lot of Australians on Jow Forums...
Serious
Redpill me on mgtow? Is this just another name for incels?
/britfeel/
Alright guys I spent like $500 on amazon and hours putting all of it on...what do you think?
Help. how do i make it stop
What's one thing you'ld change about your favorite video game? For me,ide give Skyrim for honors fighting system...
Nigger pulls white girl on stage to sing a song with her
Sex is the most important thing in a relationship, people that disagree are liars or fools
Is love overrated?
Okay, user! Next question: what's the whitest thing you've ever done?
Do normals masturbate to hentai?
/uni/ University General
Reminder: women are not your "best friend"
Is being left wing on Jow Forums the ultimate enlightened position...
Why are women so fucking boring?
Who else isn't trans but wants to be?
Would you have a retard gf?
Is your dick proportional to your height?
Accidentally set this as a desktop picture
How do tall girls cope about never being as desirable as short girls?
I want an Asian gf
Misaki is the fucking worst part about this show. everyone else is more interesting and a less terrible person than her...
Thoughts?
How's your youtube channel doing?
Which of these girls did you like when you were a kid?
NAME SOMETHIN THAT HAPPENS DAILY THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO END IT ALL
So I've been on r9k for like a month and I wanna know why you think there cn't be fembots? I feel like I fit the bill
Where can i find a bf thats
I'm standing around smoking in the middle of nowhere, what are you guys doing?
Is it normal that I can't get hard to fat chicks?
Ended up dating a trans girl I met here on r9k
What was your initial reason to start lifting and what is it now?
Why do girls always think it's okay to be fat? Is it really so difficult to not eat so much and try and be healthy?
Made a fake Chad tinder
As men we love wholesome things
/britfeel/
It is an accepted fact that many who are into video games on a more-than-casual level, or anime, sci-fi, manga...
Is this what the average user of Jow Forums looks like?
What the FUCK how is life not easier for women?
2012
How do I deal with my schizophrenia? The psychologists here are a meme, they've done nothing to help me out
Post hands skeletons
When someone tries to give you a handshake
Rip dogger
Fuck this gay earth
FUCK. WHY WOULD A WOMAN WILLINGLY PAY MONEY TO RUIN HER BODY LIKE THIS
Reminder being lonely causes brain damage and shrinkage
Would anyone care about Elon Musk without the jaw/hair implants? The entire cult of personality...
Finally match with a girl on tinder
I would like to hear the perspective of any misogynistic men here
Those fuckers only cost 89 Eurocent (~1$) here
Why are white men uncapable of decending themselves?
Has anyone had any Jow Forums related dreams? I had two, so I will start with the dream I just had:
Best robot hobby's?
Comfy anime thread
Being an ugly Asian guy in the background of a picture makes you a "creep" now
This was fun the last time so let's do it again
Why do white males go on spree shootings so much?
What's the deal with all the unwarranted trap hate anons?
Can we talk about him now? *silence* Ok good. Wtf was he thinking drawing this?
Your career/job
Times you btfo normies
Has a hot girl ever swallowed your cum Jow Forums?
Why do women all ways mention the fact that they need to "PEE"
You go ahead and eat all that user, I'll be fine with my salad
Imagine having dick and body like this.... Do you think would you still be one this board?
Does it hurt knowing that women will never desire you, manlets?
Dear Asian Masculinity
What do men have against being a woman's best friend...
I had multiple girlfriends for over twenty years...
Taylor Swift with 7 handsome Asian men. What is your reaction?
Black """"men""""
My father didn't teach me anything about life. He didn't let me help him paint...
Truly now, why haven't you killed yourselves yet? What's the reason? What do you live for?
Back in the day whites used to lynch blacks and Jews. Why are whites so afraid to stand up today?
My girlfriend told me that she wants to go out with a guy alone tonight. She said that they are just friends, though...
Lyrics that hit you right in the feels, can be 1 line or the whole song. Just post them
Oldschool Runescape
Hey Jow Forums I'm a trap and really need some money for rent I'll give you timestamped nudes pls help
How many applications did it take you to get your job? I'm running out of places to try
Heyyyy folks it is PAY DAY today! Post your balances now and now!
Share your biggest fuck-up with a grill stories
Was thinking about texting my ex-boyfriend who I haven't talked to in 3 years to see how he is doing then I remember...
ITT this thread: pictures that guarantee replies when you post them
How do you deal with mental illness if you can't be honest with a psychiatrist?
Sex partner discussion thread
Dandere
Question from a female
Be me
Chess thread! Anybody who uses an engine can screw off edition
Why dont i feel bad?
WHO THE FUCK PUTS OLD PEOPLE IN HOMES?
Wake up
Reminder that half of black girls have herpes according to the CDC. That is all
ITT reasons why fapping is neccesary
I did it, I fucking actually did it
Be robot
I just want a cute bf to take care of me how do I find someone :(
Be woman
Bad trips
Are trailer parks the most robotic places to live...
Ask a fembot who just broke an incel's heart anything lmfao
What movie do you relate to most?
Why don't women like penises?
Which one do you pick and why?
ITT: retarded sexual fantasies that you have
Adventure Role-play the "I'll do it myself" Thread
Me
/skelly general/
Self dismemberment
What do I do?
12 year olds arent attracti
Why don't fembots just use a bf simulator instead of finding a boyfriend?
Is my hatred against women unfounded?
Why did Crispy lose her following recently
The "boy" scouts are going down
How did these books even become so popular
Jow Forums should make a collaborative story. I will start it