Tell me what you did that you think nobody gives a shit about. I care, user
>tfw diddly 215 for 10 when 4 months ago i could barely pull lmao1pl8
>tfw bench 5x5 155 when 4 months ago i could barely finish 95lbs
>tfw shweeet noob gains
[i am not OP of the one from yesterday]
I got my sensei to tap out in an armbar in a tournament and then got into a car accident like a true Karate Man
Saged and hid a shitty thread.
Hit 2pl8 bench the other day, finally
Got 21st place out of 62 contestants in a power lifting tournament last month.
Lost my virginity this month.
Applying to uni next month.
age?
23 in July.
Went to the doctors and got me penis measured this morning.
Turns out I I’m 1.2 inches longer than I though. Best moment of my life, especially when the nurse winked as I was leaving.
Finally made it to a whole digit? well done chap
at what doctor do they do penis measurements. also what country does the female doctor do physicals??? asking for a friend
Nah man, I thought I was 2.3 and I’m actually 3.5.
I know it’s only average but to me it was really nice to discover
Finally managed to run 10km in less than an hour
59:11
It was a male doctor who did the measuring, but there was a female nurse in the room to assist,
Any doctor office should be able to do it as long as you book in advance so they can sterilise the equipment
maintained eye contact with a girl for extended period of time while striking conversation. AND i made sure to let her "accidentally" see a topless pic of me on my phone. I played it really well and could tell she was blushing, feelin pretty chad might finally lose my v card
Went on date #8 with a girl and haven't ruined fucking everything with my autism yet. It might be too soon to tell but 2018 is looking like it'll turn out to be one of my best years despite a miserable 2017
You never got your dick measured at school?
what fucking country is this
>he missed penis inspection day
A kid in my school got expelled for dodging it twice in one semester
>implying the substandard utensils of a public school can even come close to comparing with pure grade medical equipment
What country doesn’t have this?
Ah no. Shouldn't have said anything, now the space Jews are going to ruin it for you.
USA inspects, but doesn’t measure
Ah, now I see.
They should really get into that though, it will save time in the long run.
Shit. How do I defend myself against space jews?
I can bench above my body weight now (185)
First clean set of one-armed pushups.
Squated 3pl8 today
>Hot girl hit on me for like 3 hours at the pub
>Too bad I was too retarded to go for her
>She had said she had a boyfriend and that kinda put me off it.
>On the bright side, hit 1/2/3/4 after 8 months. Currently 6'3 190lbs ~15% bodyfat.
>Summer Cut going well, currently doing 16/8IF and I love it, basically compresses all my hunger into one morning endurance window and lets me eat good from lunch onwards
about tree fiddy