>wake up after 5 full sleep cycles
>drink lemon juice, water and salt for hormonal regulation
>prepare breakfast
>read the news from a variety of carefully selected, politically diverging sources as I eat it
>do my vocabulary flashcards for whatever language i'm learning
>drink a green smoothie that gives me all the necessary micros for the day
>go to the gym
>about to do my carefully calculated hypertrophy day on my DUP system
>listen to a lecture about German Idealism as I do it
>finish workout
>get my herb supplements to help with testosterone production
>time to go to work
>select my daily podcasts on a variety of subjects: sports, self-improvement, politics, economics, history, philosophy, martial arts, all of which contribute to making me a well-rounded person as I wageslave
>get to work
>find it easy to be sociable with coworkers given how easy it is to find a common interest for casual conversation
>eat a meal prep that perfectly fits my macros on my break
>end of shift
>go home
>check tinder
>read and practice new skills with the rest of my free time
>use pomodoro technique to keep my study productive and well-structured
>take a cold shower when I'm done
>go to bed with a book, read until tired
>turn off lights
>realise i'm now tangibly a much better person than I was when I woke up
>set alarm for after 5 sleep cycles
Wake up after 5 full sleep cycles
>>check tinder
Fucking pathetic
>being this much of a tryhard
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
You'll make it user. I am proud of you
>no bible
Perfection.
That's all great, but take away the details for a moment and look at your day again:
>wake up
>have breakfast
>work out
>wageslave
>eat
>sleep
>repeat
NEEEEEEERRRRD!
Yeah, I'm guessing with his need to stretch out details that this post must've been a high point in his day kek
>be me
>wake up
>GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
>HIDETHESCARSANDFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUP
>(hidethescarsandfadeawaytheshakeup)
>WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE
>HEREYAGOCREATEANOTHERFABLE
>you wanted to
>implying living like Patrick Bateman is a bad thing
>wake up whenever
>eat lunch and drink coffee because whenever is usually nearly in the afternoon
>work on writing until it's time to go to work
>spend 5 hours at massively overpaid job
>either go to one of several fuckbuddies or return home
>write more
>sleep
>He actually needs to work for money
How about
>wake up at 10am
>be literal only forensic accountant in 15mile radius, unless you want an indian or chinese; who are incredibly unreliable and nobody wants to trust a non-white with a fucking important job especially military/police/intelligence services
>Get absurdly overpaid
>Holy fuck stop with the money
>NO MORE I YIELD
>Talk shit with the boss who is a total fucking troll about how much we hate minorities
>finish job
still need a gf tho
>wake up at 1 pm after night of masturbation and vidya
>do few half assed pushups and drink black coffee
>read some book im currently reading usually scifi brainlet tier shit
>hang out outdoors doing stupid shit with bros
>go back home 3 am
>masturbate and vidya for 2 hours until tired
>sleep
>dont give a slightest thought about self improvement because im perfect thanks to my genetic heritage
fucking autists
Am i the only person whose tired after working out?
I could not do a mentally challenging job or task after the gym without a nap beforehand.
I eat right, i thought this was normal.
But how are your telomere levels tho? That's what really matters - all of that is just a copy paste from folder to folder on a ''human character simulation for optimal behavior within the construct'' - the file on the settings was essentially copy pasted or written from reference from other files. Again what's your telomere levels at? Because if they aren't proper your file will simply be deleted eventually or you will become a subfile block for another organization pattern that would scale upwards and leave your image a mere brick on a wall.
I notice a lack of meditation / activation of dmt production while conscious / access to periods of complete darkness and no foods for the maximal breakthrough.
Seeing as the gym is supposed to be a challenging task, itself, I have to agree with the underlying sentiment without the compulsion or self-doubt. I can push through it if I have what I consider to be a valid reason to do so.
You sound like you would fall apart if any chaos came into your life.
>>read the news from a variety of carefully selected, politically diverging sources as I eat it
LOOK MOMMY IM BEING A GROWN UP!!!
>wake up
>slam a can of sip
>smoke a sig
>breakfast
>go to school
>lunch
>study some more
>go home
>eat
>workout
>sleep
>wake up at 9:00 pm
>eat chicken tendies for breakfast cos fuck you mom
>go to my massive massive massively overpaid job as a blowjob receiver super model fucktoy
>go lift dyel lmao 100 plate overhead press
>eat pizza frame face height while you gymcel
Literally need to murder people to feel alive
No friends whatsoever
Calm down Elliot
>But how are your telomere levels tho? That's what really matters - all of that is just a copy paste from folder to folder on a ''human character simulation for optimal behavior within the construct'' - the file on the settings was essentially copy pasted or written from reference from other files. Again what's your telomere levels at? Because if they aren't proper your file will simply be deleted eventually or you will become a subfile block for another organization pattern that would scale upwards and leave your image a mere brick on a wall.
this
I like the sound of that kind of life, OP. It sounds peaceful yet productive.
>get up around 5:30
>have some black breakfast tea by my big window and chill for a bit
>head into the office before 8, depends on what i want to accomplish that morning
>listen to informative podcasts or comedy while working, sports if its college football season
>greek yogurt or a protein bar for "lunch"
>grab coffee at 1ish with boss to touch base
>get done around 4:30 if my subordinates dont need to stay late for their tasks, i try to be a leader and not leave them hanging
>go to the rock climbing gym
>headphones in while i boulder for 20 minutes
>go ape
>hangout for a hour or two with climbing bros, boulder or lead climb, then lift or run after im pumped out on climbing
>dinner with gf around 7-8, maybe we go out maybe she cooks.
>social plans sometimes, comedy shows or movies or bar trivia
>in bed before 11 most nights, unless aforementioned social plans run long
>sex, cuddling with gf
>if shes not sleeping over i play vidya with my friends far away, or work on my diy projects (rasberry pi and arduino home automation mostly, sometimes furniture or art/design)
Yeah, but it's pretty normal right, at least if you work out hard, to be tired and spent afterwards. I recover well enough with a lie down, only need 20-30 minutes, but i see these people saying they do a huge work out then go to work for 8 hours and im like how the fuck
It depends on what time of day I workout. Morning workouts give me a boost of energy through the rest of the morning.
>allowing chaos into your life
watch your health, watch your finances, keep a constantly expanding social circle but only a handful of close friends, have nothing but fuck buddies until you're 35
there, no chaos
This is what it looks like for 90% of humans living today?
Except the working out stuff.
This, lmao @ bragging about being a gymcel rat slave
I was developing into that when I was 19. Was studying and employed at a big Business Software developer. Working major signed. 70k annual salary signed. Was autistic about everything. Workouts, sleep, nutrition, studies, self-improvement, work. One day, as I was sitting in the office, I saw the rest of my life slipping away. Every day the same routine. Every day the same environments. Every day the same constraints and struggles. I panicked, quit uni, consequently lost my job and left the country.
I am 24 now. I live from day to day. Lost my gains as I don't obsess over working out anymore. Professionally I am directionless and at square one.
I honestly don't know what is better or worse. Not satisfied with both.
underrated post
This sounds like some weird form of idealism. It seems inhuman. At no point in this story does genuine emotion or entropy, for that matter, make an appearance.
Am I in Jow Forums?
I hope this isn't real.
Wow ur life sure sounds fun user
How? How can using energy possible give you energy.
I don't know. Adrenaline?
Nice LARP
>doesn't actively manipulate the co-workers and play machiavellian power games
never gonna make it
>I'm an unsatisfied bum who threw away a shot at a successful life
Really seems like something to larp about
I did this for a while when i swam competitively and worked full time. I was inhuman until Sunday. (Day off)
>wake up in the morning
>feel like p diddy
>grab my glasses
>walk out the door, im gonna hit this city
>before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack (only because when i leave for the night im not coming back)
the cope from op..
Where do you put "shitposting on a chinese cartoons board" in your daily routine?
wtf are telomeres?
You should try it. It's not as terrible as you make it out to be. I tend to slouch around after I work out and I sometimes I work out right before bed so it's not a problem either way.
You sound like a bitch bro
I did that for 6 months before i met my gf, and she almost dumped me because she said i wasnt living and was just a work robot.
Im so much happier now
his facial routine is retarded and will burn your fucking face off.
/thread
wow, you're explaining the routine of almost every man within the past 5000 years.
>wake up
>bathroom, check scale, log weight and BF%, take MK 2866 27mg
>coffee
>play with cat while it brews
>feed her and clean litterbox
>Duolingo Norwegian and Vietnamese (brother wants to see the fjords in 209 for graduation present, and I want to run the Hanoi marathon)
>B12, EPA/DHA, D3
>Use last cup of coffee to make smoothie with greens, protein, berries, peanut butter, flax
>grab food for the day (cook at work)
>5/3/1
>3x per week each discipline triathlon program
>listen to a podcast or nonfiction book while biking or running
>work
>talk to potential GF at work (two fun dates, and we're going to a brewery near my place this Friday)
>second triathlon workout as needed
>Play with cat again
>read (light fiction)
yeah I'm with you user, if you're not conquering the Persian Empire you might as well not be living
shitposting is not light fiction, user
Nate fuck off
Sounds sterile and insufferably boring
kek
You still wageslave lmao
Why are you doing anything if you're still wageslave NG a the stupid political news idiocy should be time in which you find a way to stop wageslaveing, unless you love your job
Wtf are you saying. Humans cant extend their telomeres. Telomeres are literally just the caps on the end of your DNA strands that prevents unraveling.
>Reading jewish fairy tales
Brainlet.
Nice
what do you do for money?
Underrated
I have a feeling you had this memorized
...
Telomeres = immortality.
Do you even comprehend what DNA is?
You must study more.
you literally can't extend your telomeres we are trying though
>you can't
That's why you're you and I'm me mister NPC.
Such autisim
Every time i take a peek at this board i am amused at one of you low functioning autists posting things like this.
You are a wanna be OP.
You sound like a fucking faggot OP