ITT reasons why fapping is neccesary

This picture displays two individuals. One of whom mastrubates 4 times a week and one who has never mastrubated in his entire life. All this nofap nonsense is just trying to restrict forearm gainz so that you wont be able to function without industrial technology. Think about it apes have evolved to have strong muscular forearms for climbing on to trees and hanging for long periods of time. Most men my age (20) cant even open a pickle jar without extra tools and even then they fail to achieve this simple task. Keep wanking it guys.
seu voluntas se mortem!

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>fap more
>more goyim
>masturbation has no ill effects
>rubs hands together
>in fact it will make you stronger than ever before
>stronger than your favorite marvel super heroes
>strong enough to finally open that bottle of s o y lent
yeah nah

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Yes white brother! Expose the lies of the jews who are trying to make men masturbate (which is a jewish invention designed to make the west fall). Soon the government will give us gfs, expel the jews and we will all live in peace.
Praise kek!

even in jest you are correct, brother, except that i do not think masturbation was invented by the jews but i am not sure about that

Now, this is real science faggets
Originalmente originabilistico

Holy shit he was right

not sure about the govmn't mandated gf program either but i who can say

>now this is ((((((((((((((real science)))))))))))))) (insert comma) faggets
-2 sheckels for bad grammar

I started masturbating before I produced sperm and my arms are still skinnier than most girls......

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Did a week of no fapping to built up energy for a job interview and I was secreting semen while pooping. It freaked me out and I googled it but it's apparently normal with abstinence.

your prostate was being pounded by the big poo poo lol

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I masturbate 7-10 times a week and my arm looks like the one on the right, fake news.

The Jews don't want you jacking off that's why they mutilate your dick; they want you working.

stop masturbating
t. big guy
>40+ day nofap
can anyone here beat that?

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fun fact:
in addition to draining your spiritual energy, masturbation also makes you more complacent
it's time to stop

I started masturbating when i was like 9 yo and my arms are still skinnier then my girlfriend's arms.

I almost went 3 months without fapping. one dry spell too many, I decided to stop abstaining.

abstain forever

>post in thread
>thread archives
every time

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>jacks off 4 times a week
nigger i jack off fore times a day

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how big are your forearms my bro

Actual big
used to look like a holocaust survive

stop masturbating and your gains will increase

Nein, gotta add to my workout, plus i gotta get it out of me while i still can

save your spiritual energy

>save your spiritual energy
Later my friend, later

you have no argument. you lack will power. gain it through nofap

Happens to me even after a few days of not fapping. Have to lay a square of toilet paper in the bowl where my pee will hit because that prostate jelly is so sticky.

i'm not arguing, i'm just saying I fap and I no longer look like a holocaust survivor.

Sexdolls and sexbots will make women obsolete.

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you can do better if you nofap

Nice job mate

I'm good mate

your loss, fren

>stop jacking off because you read on a gabonian puppet show discussion board it drains your "spiritual energy"
>get prostate cancer

Eh, loss is not the word i would use but hey, at least i'm not cumming while shitting

i have been on nofap for more than 40 days and not once have i shitcummed myself

Why run the risk?

You're right bro. fpbp fuck Jews.

there is no risk of that happening you dum dum
>taking shitcum posts seriously
ask me how i know you're a new hire in your shill company

>fpbp
Mate, are you jacking off while typing?

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Kill yourself nigger. I hate all blacks. Thanks.

OYYYY VEYYY GOYIM WHY WOULD YOU FAP LESS? FAPPING FEELS GOOD! YOU SHOULD SUBSCRIBE TO BLACKED.COM AND FAP RIGHT NOW!!

>look at this crazy lunatic he doesn't masturbate

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>implying i'm not shitposting
>implying i'm a shill

Nigger i want money from jacking off

on FriFebthethe. wewill
nofap will turn your dick into the left dick

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ah so then you do agree that nofap is the right way? good then we are on the same page bromiego

Now that's a plug

>porn .gif
>nofap will make your peepee smaller

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>implying I jerk off to gifs of dicks and that isn't simply for shitposting/research purposes

research is important

If you can't watch that without jacking off you A. have a problem B. are a faggot C. Have a problem being that you're a faggot

you forgot D. All of the above

>look everyone we agree with each other

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10 years, beat that fag.

i am proud of you, user. good job

You look at that thing and nukes go off
Please aim your splooge at Israel if you please

>fear mongering

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What, might as well speed up the cock

>trying to force the hand of God
you kikels never learn, do you?

who said force?

>this thread isn't going as planned
>my masters will be angery
>tears of failure

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I hope you die as do I hope that all Jews die. Sieg heil. Heil Hitler.

>quick moishe pretend to be a nazi that will throw them off
>oy vey schlomo how do i do that?
>uh just say sieg heil and stuff i guess i don't know
>hey user you're a j-jew s-eig heil heil h-hitler

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That's a way to say it

Good point user, tendies for this one

>if we keep agreeing with each other everyone will agree with us

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Or are they, may-hops they arn't

>damage control limit reached
>begin posting nonsense
>quick moishe do something
>i'm jewing as hard as i can, schlomo

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Wow OP here i did not expect it to get so many replies i am laughing my ass off at the responses.

Ive considered myself "asexual" all my life due to molestation bu since ive started jacking off for 12 minutes daily ive my forearms have EXPLODED. Just from fapping alone i am able to hang on a pull up bar one handed for up to 80 seconds. pic related are my forearms. Mastrubating is neccesary for functional strength and to grip white women close to you and save the white race!! I may not have veins but at least its something...
If you do something repeatedly for a long period of time, expect drastic results... I am not implying they're big but its a relatively speedy improvement.

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all these coping griplet aspies in this thread..
Don't fall for the nofap meme it is utter bullshit. Mastrubating is much more pleasureable for sex especially if you are a white male. Studies show That men who evolved in colder climates and arent prone to rigourous physical activity can actually be killed by things as challenging as sex. Mastrubating and working forearms is the best ecercise for inuit, asian, and nordic men because it requires no cardiovasular activity and girls will mire you for miles. Listen to the bloatlord.

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Mastrubation on a daily or even weekly has actually been scientifically proven to increase penis size. There was a 5 year long study done at the university of caliufornia state barkalarkey that tested penile volume in two groups of physically fit white males entering puberty from 9 all the way to 14 years of age. There were 4 groups, One was the group (a)with no exercise and no mastrubation, (b) exercise and no mastrubation (the parents rewarded them for not mastrubating with toys that the institute paid for), (c) with no exercise and mastrubation, and finally with mastrubation and exercise. The specifics wfor the exercise was no weightlifting. Each group consisted of 30 children. We predicted that the group with exercise and no mastrubation would have the biggest penile volume but to our surprise the group with mastrubation and no exercise had a 30% increase in penile volume. one even got to 9 inces in length!

The penis sizes in order were

>fap
>also work out
it's not hard

Remember men if you want to save the white race mastrubation is absolutely ESSENTIAL.
When ever you wear hoodies and t shirts with long sleeves your forearms are the only things girls notice. Once a woman falls in love with you physical traits don't matter all you need to do is put babies in her butt. Forearm hypertrophy from mastrubation is a way every mammal has been doing it for centuries. How do you think gorillas have such big forearms despite living on a meager low protein diet of grasses and fruit? Mastrubation! In the animal kingdom only 20% of the males reroduce so it is norma to relieve sexual desire from mastrubation. The alpha males do need forearm strength because in order to assert dominance they must fight for territory their rank and mates. Larger forearms mean more mass is being accelarated and more momentum. If yourre being punched by a guy with small forearms that can bench 325 it wont do nearly as much damage as a guy with huge forearms that can only bench 250. Remember mastrubation can make you an alpha male. Dihydrotestosterone increases by up to 300% when mastrubating. Dihydrotestosterone is 5x more potent then regular testosterone, And also catalyses beard growth which chicks dig.

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if you want to reverse pic related

START FAPPING ON A DAILY BASIS

i know it'll be hard but it is neccesary for our kind to continue.
good luck men

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But that's a girl lol

kill yourself Jewish scum. masturbation is bad and we know it.

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Did you know that mastrubating can also increase confidence? Studies as well as personal expirence has proven that mastrubation has a wide range of health benefits as well. Before mastrubating you feel tense and anxious, like the crushing immovable weight of the world is scraping upon your bare shoulders causing endless pain and suffering. You genuinely want to die but have no way to escape because when you do you will be reincarnated into the same fate. You envy sissyphus who only has to push a pebble up a cliff while girls also get to watch him. A cloud of endless misery stops you from thinking beyond the next two minutes but somehow you are aware that you wont be able to complete whatever task is at hand, that you dont really want to do anyway... All these years of brainwashing has taught you that mastrubation is the devil and it will ruin your life and make you depressed blah, blaah,blaaah. That is not true! so one day you decide to go against the will of (((NoFap))) and be a strong man who fights against the system not because of empathy for others suffering, But your infinite will as a man to seek out pleasures so immense even the kingdom of heaven would crumble with millions of tortured souls investing so much energy to escape to ascend to the absolute euphoria and bliss of mastrubation only to be knocked back down by (((God))). Heaven has become the new hell once they find out. All this hard work for nothing. Spending an undying eternity with infinite bliss without fapping What kind of place is this??? NO mastrubation!! I mastrubated once and all my problems went away. Seriously i was a meth addict for 12 years then after discovering that mastrubation was a built in system that creates pleasure beyond the bvounds of mortal consciousness i got mad. I shot up 100000 schools ransacked every single village in my home country of romania and agonized the children to death. Luckily to me i kept the fact that mastrubation can provide infinite pleasure to a secret..

The jew cries in pain as he strikes you.
You see zionists arent always jewish. In fact the majority 73% are actually protestant christians! Blaspheming the jewish religion iis a method in which any dissent against the N*fap system is automatically categorized as anti semitism. I can see your flouride stare JIDF!

lying Jew. We don't believe you. Maturbation is bad and the real holocaust is coming.

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Shut up kike. Why don't you change your ways and become white and proud? It's not too late to change.

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I am proud of being white, why do you think i made this thread? to encourage others to start fapping to promote forearm hypertrophy. It is the easiest muscle to work on If you're fat women will then be attracted to you. It is literally that simple. Gain muscle in your forearms by mastrubating and then girls will be flocking to be inseminated like moths to a lamp. It is literally that simple.

You arent. You're a kike who hates white people.

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>OP's physique

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damn why is this place so anti semitic jesus christ jews are actually whiter than most americans

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Because Jews want to exterminate the white race you heathen.
harvardmagazine.com/2002/09/abolish-the-white-race.html

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genuinely sp00ped by that image lol
bump i dont want this thr34d to d13

Been trying to drop the habbit completely, but for the past 9 months I've been averaging at 1 fap every 2 weeks.

I don't get it, without the white race, what's left?

>able to hang one handed for 80 seconds
is that supposed to be hard?

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About 56 days when I went into basic training.

im a fatso so yeah of course its hard.
t.190 pound dyel amerimutt
my bait almost worked

I was being ironic but I guess Jow Forums is so comical sometimes it's hard to tell the difference