How do I become more intimidating?

for you

You must take the BLOATpill

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be born tall

Every person you come across, you look them in the eye as if they owe you $20.

eyecontact, posture, size

>be 6'1+
>have at least 90 days nofap under your belt

What's the worst thing you're capable of doing to another person hypothetically?

Repeat those thoughts in your head, make a plan to execute them, live it and resolve yourself to hurt the other person.

Then try making eyecontact.

Be:
>Tall
>Well Built
>Broad Shoulders
>Thick hands
>Foreign Accent (preferably one form the British Isles, Germany or Scandinavia.)

>wear tight tactical clothing
>carry foreign cash with you (Yuan, Rubble, Euro, USD etc)
>speak a foreign language while you are talking on the phone in front of friends/colleagues(Russian, Mandarin, Arabic)
>get a couple of scars on your face
>never talk until you are spoken to
>100% eye contact and serious look while talking to someone
>never apologize

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Deep Voice

>hinga dergen you vill be hurtin
yeah nah
try russian

stop smiling

I actually don't like being intimidating. It's exhausting having to go out of my way to prove that I'm not some dismissive, dumb asshole and actually am very intelligent, empathetic, and kind in small exchanges. Granted, it's always worth it because people then open up A LOT, but that first step takes so much from me. I wish people assumed the best.

how do I become less intimidating?

Wear a trenchcoat and carry a loaded assault rifle everywhere

95% of anons in this thread will be that creepy cringy guy should they try these suggestions

Yeah, you can't force intimidation. There's tons of factors starting from how much test you got in the womb. Putting tattoos all over yourself and doing other cringy shit will just make you look like that blicky stiffy iffy fag.

Answering because of those digits

Brian Shaw is 6'8 440lb and is one of the friendliest men you will ever meet. Watch him and learn:
youtube.com/watch?v=YQEJyjKTH9g

Papa bless Brian Shaw.

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Shave your head and eyebrows. Get jacked but not like ripped jacked. Like fat jacked. Wear a breathing mask that vaguely looks like panties. Talk in an accent that is extremely amusing to mock but hard to understand. Call yourself Gotham's Reckoning. Put a nuclear bomb under a city, keep the detonator on your person at all times, blow up a football stadium and then execute the only nuclear scientist in the city in front of a huge crowd. Tell the crowd one of the citizens has the detonator to the nuclear bomb. Establish anarcho-communism which devolves into criminals running the city, once again proving communism doesn't work.

King Shaw is inspiration. He looks like a guy I can just chat with and be friendly to.
OP wants to be intimidating but friendly giants will just mog him and turn him into a try hard.
Hafþór is also a kind soul in a beasts body.

Starting to think gear is the ultimate life hack.

>pic related to OP and people like OP

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Scandinavian??? German??? And if British it needs to be certain Dialects

>once again proving communism doesn't work
You are doing god's work user.

I'm 5'8 and have legitimately made guys taller than me back down.

you literally just have to mean it because our monkey brains can detect bluffing, your face will give it away. Sorry but you have to not be a bitch.,

This user is right. If you're talking intimidation you're talking about very instinctive feelings. One way you can show you mean what you say is holding eye contact, try not to be the first to look away, it's animal dominance show 101.

Really makes me think...

5x5 shooting men before throwing them off planes
3x10 Fire Starters
5x5 Smee Squats
5x10 shrugs

good pic

Sure you have, little guy

>Jerk off 4 times daily
>Still scare the bejesus outta people
Best way to look intimidating? Flared nostrals, Furrowed brow, open eyes.

>Scandinavian
More scared of a French accent. You ever get wine thrown in your face? Terrifying compared to anything the scandy asses can do

Ain't it time for your nap, slugger?

He looks like a big baby. This isn't intimidating.

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>scare bejeesus outta people
I think you are just ugly user

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He's so friendly because he never has to worry about people fucking with him. He's literally the strongest man in the world. Try being smaller and acting like that, people will walk all over you.

Keep in mind many of the anons giving you suggestions have never even done anything remotely masculine or dangerous in their lives

This plus hace a deep voice and always take you'reself seriously

Shave your hair to create an illusion of hairlose. Balding men are usually more intimidating and alpha than twinks with hair.

For you

Be
>6ft+
> wear darker clothing
>stare into peoples eyes when talking
>walk quietly
>have a furrowed brow
>short hair
>moderately muscular
> don’t talk too much
> German accent
All of the stupid shit I did without thinking in high school that apparently made people think I was scary, when I was a fucking autist in ROTC. Don’t try to be intimidating. Like It’s better to be friendly. Bright clothes, stare at people when they talk but make sure to smile will do wonders.

iktf bro, everyone thinks im angry or pissed off and i have to convince people im just chill. i think its my eyebrows desu, got that mad russian look about me i guess

>legal age

hes literally not, Eddie Hall is.

Don’t smile, act as if you don’t understand anything- make people repeat themselves it really throws them, only sit in the corner and never initiate any conversations, never answer straight away always take a few seconds of silent staring before giving short replies.
I do this and no one invites me out anymore or tries to talk to me so I know it works 100%

What kind of intimidating?
>I wouldn't want to fight that guy
or
>Fucking stay away from that freak

Pretty much this, I think. People always tell me I look angry, and I get told I look intimidating. I'm usually never angry, and I don't go around trying to act hard, so I think it's just a combination of skull shape and lack of smiling. I also generally feel dead inside, and maybe people pick up on that.

they probably just think your a social inept autist

socially*

No beacae I hear them whisper about me but when I go over they all scatter as soon as they sense me.
My ki has become a dark aura that precedes my movements and can be detected even by those not psychically attuned

ive have no clue. I have spent the past 6 years trying to be less intimidating.

When i was 15 i was invited to go on student ambassador program, which would take me abroad to England, Ireland, Scotland,and wales. Where i ended up meeting members of parliment and a decent amount of community service while doing touristy shit.

Either way before i went on that trip i was asked if i could stop being so intimidating. The leaders didnt want me to scare the british or other students. I shit you not.
"user, im worried you will scare people on this trip. You are very intimidating, me and the other leaders have discussed and i wanted to bring it up to you before we make a decision."

I ended up playing myself, that no one is afraid of me and that everyone just thinks im a big teddy bear.

Since then its been brought up quite a bit that i intimidate them. So i have started speaking softer and became less objective so i wouldnt miss opportunities.

If your curious the trip went very well, people treated me like big teddy bear. The only comment i got was from our Irish bus driver. I walked into the pub, arms covered in blood, and soaking wet with sweat.(i had gone a run, slipped fell and cut up my arms and i wanted some of that shepherds pie so i went straight to the pub). He looked at me over the rim of his glass of beer when i walked in. He went wide eyed, set down his beer and exclaimed "you look like beast".

This. People get uncomfortable and look away and it feels good man

I don't understand why they went for massive traps.

Eye contact, always let the other look away first

>take you'reself seriously
youtube.com/watch?v=4adq-ZTXHZo

>open eyes
Oh, that's where I was going wrong.

that was the joke you fucking readitor

Tom Hardy's like 5' 9" nigga must have had to get on his knees for this scene.

This. When you're so big you have to enter rooms sideways, because doors are too small for you, it's likely you'll be friendly because no one will ever start shit with you.

Listen to AlphaDestiny
youtu.be/rmGJMRjykjs

Ben Mendelson is 5'11 and Tom Hardy is 5'9

what's an alpha destiny and why do readitors keep talking about it?

I have a huge digit ratio and I am a KV manlet.

Stand up straight, never shy from eye contact,speak clearly and concisely, and talk enough but not too much.

Very short insecure roider beta male who other manlet beta males identify with and nuthug.

Speak less, and only when necessary. Make jokes only in private if you have to. Dont dress like a fukboi. Dont cut your hair like a fukboi. Dont be a manlet. Dont be skiny. Confidence is just 0.1%.

>Confidence is just 0.1%.
Confidence is the most important piece of it though. You can't sell an idea about who you are to others if you yourself don't even believe it.

Shoulda had bane grab people and drag them down to his level anytime he wanted to show dominance
EVERY TIME he'd grab them and drag them down, and you could see every height difference, no camera tricks.

is it one of those ecelebs with a cult following?

The only correct answer. B L O A T M A X Xers intimidate me more than an agitated silverback gorilla.

You speak with a Russian accent.

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Just like all the other bald manlets, OP. Grow a beard and drive a lifted truck.

Inject test

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I’m 6’7 229 lbs

is it possible to look like this natty?

Fucking kek

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...

A random stranger thought me that if you take out a knife on someone you better stab him to scare the fuck out of him and he'll know your a crazy fucker and mean business while if you don't your a pussy and he beats your ass, different by same principle

My fucking sides

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>I'm 5'8
stopped reading

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Act as if you don't care how others react to you
Say randmom shit in moments of tension
Lasrr eye contact

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>height
>eye contact (this makes all the difference in the world)
>posture
>attitude
>talk very little and chose your words carefully
>stand like a brick wall, i.e. don’t let them pass until you chose to move out of the way

lol
lol in the non dickhead way

nah u sound like a faggot haha

bald cope spotted

both

Y-you o-owe me 20

You aren't alpha for having a staring contest with every guy in your gym you walk past, they just think you're weird/trying to act tough and I doubt you do it anywhere where a street fight is possible.

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