Cmon user just one drink

>cmon user just one drink.

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okay, could you make me a white russian?

As an fat thats working his way down. Was 300 now 250. Quitting booze has helped me be a better person so much. I used to drink till i passed out EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. now i just sometimes do it on a weekend but it ends up being a hassle. I just need to work on cigarettes next.

Dont drink Jow Forums

No thanks, I don’t mix drinks or races.

can i have milk?

milk truck arrive

Was her face generated in Skyrim?

sauce

Jesus helps those who help themselves, faggot.

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nah, just surgically altered. she's had work done on her nose and lips at the very least

kek

whens the last time you went out and had a drink with a girl 1:1 on a fri or saturday night Jow Forums?

for me, never

Couple years ago, it was ok.
I didn't know it was gonna be a 1v1 though, she said other people were coming.

years

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never ever

whats the point? shits just gonna cost more

same
never hugged or held hands with or kissed a girl either

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you drank like an idiot, thats why you were a fat fuck

Special delivery

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No way your tranny ass probably drugged it bitch

like 5 months ago

SHOO

I'm gonna get so fucking plastered tonight

Gib

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Though I walk through the valley of whoredom, I shall fear no thot.

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Doing God's work user

wtf is she drinking puke?

Rich Sanna

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my sweet fuck

Fucking kek

>
2 months, been dating her since
>had dates with literally 35 women the past 20 months
i'm pretty dyel, but confidence and charm makes up for it