Is John Cena natty? I think the answer is obvious but supposedly the wwe is strict. Could it be that he’s on hgh and the tests aren’t good enough to detect that?
Is John Cena natty? I think the answer is obvious but supposedly the wwe is strict...
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>but supposedly the wwe is strict
It isn't.
You can take testosterone with a prescription and HGH is undetectable with Wellness Policy testing (and is also the drug of choice for the stars today - see a Rollins/Balor who have serious HGH bodies.)
Cena is 'on', and likely on more than the above as a 'part-timer' who isn't tested anyway.
>supposedly the wwe is strict
>supposedly
this is your answer kiddo
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>Is John Cena natty?
No.
>the wwe is strict
No.
> Could it be that he’s on hgh and the tests aren’t good enough to detect that?
Yes and no. There's countless ways to get around tests, assuming they even test them that often anyway. The WWE is an entertainment business. They only pretend to give a shit about steroid use while reaping all the benefits of having monsters in the ring.
are you serious?
The WWE knows wrestlers are all on gear, and obviously do not give a fuck, just like the NFL, NBA, etc.
>supposedly the wwe is strict
Nigga what are you on, it has been roided up dudes oiling themselves up and touching each others wee wees since it was founded
>supposedly the wwe is strict
I never understood how, after steroids became illegal in the early 90s and the WWF went through that trial, wrestlers still obviously juice.
I mean, I get that there must be some in-house loophole, but I wonder how it works? Does somebody pull you aside? Or is the test so transparently easy to get around that you figure it out yourself?
Yes, he just does a lot of pushups and situps.
Who knows but everyone knows the WWE needs most of their performers to be jacked. No one would tune in to see a nothing but skinnyfat manlets like Daniel Bryan or CM Punk. They wanna see jacked supermen like Ultimate Warrior, Batista, and Brock Lesnar.
wwe wrestlers look like shit now compared to how they looked back in the day
he probably swims a bit too
hmmmmmm
HMMMMMMM
>it's forbidden so he's not on steroids
Are you German perchance?
OP here, look I know he’s obviously on something, but the WWE has suspended people and terminated people for using PEDs. So assuming they do random tests, how would someone go about beating them?
Their policy is detailed here:
corporate.wwe.com
It seems that they have everything covered, on paper. However, I would imagine that having only one person responsible for all testing (random or scheduled) makes it easy to get around. Or he's easy to bribe.
I am, but why do you ask?
> supposedly
Is Vince natty?
I think Rollins is natty, he's not even jacked at all compared to other guys in the WWE. His physique looks like something you'd see in a /misc/ers profile picture
>supposedly the wwe is strict
Why would the WWE be against roids? It's not a competitive sport. It's a scripted stunt show.
>natty?
fuck no.
>strict?
fuck no. pretty sure the owner was under investigation a while ago for supplying the wrestlers with gear.