>lost virginity to fat hooker
>barely could get it up
>didnt even nut
>paid 140$
>cried in the shower
JUST
>lost virginity to fat hooker
>barely could get it up
>didnt even nut
>paid 140$
>cried in the shower
JUST
lmao similar thing happened to me. pics showed a qt 8/10 asian girl and when i got there it was like a 30 something out of shape asian. was like 40% hard the entire time and she jerked me off for like 10 mins then i just left ashamed
>fat hooker
>didn't even go for one that was good looking
>not finishing but still paying
>putting the $ after the number
that's why I'm planning to stay pure until I meet a girl I can lose it to in a committed relationship :3
Lost it to a whore in a brothel in Amsterdam, pretty good experience overall, helped me later when I actually got to fuck a normal girl and wasn't as awkward as it could've been. 110 euro I think
i just wanted to know what it was like man
>mfw ill be the guy laughing at virgins now
>loses virginity for a hooker
>a fat one at that
>a fat hooker that costs over a hundred $
>wasn't even hard
>cried afterwards
I think there are some extreme mental issues you should look into. You have no self respect and no understanding of basic finance. Who pays 140$ for a hooker, and a fat one at that? Good lord, you moron, you can't even buy sexual services correctly. I seriously reccomend you visit a shrink.
IM A FAILURE OF A MAN
Try to find the positive in this. Every impulse that is eliminated brings you closer to your true self
i thought $140 gets you a decent 8/10 hooker?
thanks user...
im gonna use this self disgust to lift harder and improve myself for the qts and not settle until i reach my goal..
I paid about $190 and I didn't nut.
She was young and good looking though so it was worth it.
im in canada
Does it count as losing your virginity if you don't finish?
It can if you actually look but alot of guys fall for fake photos and then just go with it for some reason.
Backpage, TER and all the other sites just got shut down in the US recently though so I'm not sure where people are looking now.
penis went in vagina sir
Not really. I just tell people im kind of a virgin.
LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE
> took a much younger girl for fwb / sex.
> developed feels.
> I didn't want to make it official
> meet better woman.
> meet her a few times, we fuck
> dump both of them because ????
now I feel lonely
When will I meet the right person?
I've never fucked a hooker but I couldnt nut like the first 10 times I porked my high school gf. I think it was anxiety or something. It was even rawdog too
the first time I had sex I didn't even understand what I was supposed to feel when in there.
i just pushing my dick while she's moaning and I didn't feel a thing.
only later I got the "feels" for putting it in there.
being a virgin is better than having no standards its not worth it boys
$140 on a fat hooker. Nigga you'd better live in a very expensive place or in another planet. You can fix this by finding a hooker better looking than any female you could ever get. Going out to get one is out of the question. You're more retarded than me and I'm a degenerate incel who has fucked way more hookers than getting one "for free"
Haha this entire post screams I'm 17 and waiting for the right one. Also if you want a good looking hooker you're going to be shelling out the big bucks.
Most of the women here charge 160$ to 200$ for an hour
>caring that much about losing your virginity
unironically reevaluate your life and priorities
damn, here in toronto, for $140 for half hour, you can get a pretty chick who'll suck you off without a condom and kiss you like she enjoys it. and that's you still getting ripped off.
for the fat uggos who like at you like u're dirt, it's 80 for hh.
WOW isn't that expensive for AD
if you haven´t
>nutted
>bare
>inside
>a vagina
>not a hooker
you are practical a virgin
I'll get some slack for this, but you were far better off just paying a hot girl to just spend time with you. Instead of losing you "virginity" like its some magical fucking thing you have to lose.
>paid 300
>as i left she said, "don't worry you'll do better next time"
This is actually true lads. Take heed.
And where do you find these ladies? Asking for a friend.
>kiss you like she enjoys it
people actually kiss hookers? they sucked some other guy off before she met up with you dude
Man why do people do this? I just lied about not being a virgin when I lost my virginity to my girlfriend. While sex is not necessarily like it is in porn, it's not that hard to not look like you have no fucking clue if you've ever seen two other people having sex. It's legitimately hardwired into all mammals.
>tfw I'm in Texas and can legally shoot her if she doesn't give me a refund
this is a lie I will carry to my grave
Paying for sex is the most cuckest shit ever
Everyone pays for it, most of us just do it indirectly.
>Got an escort
>Hottest one I've been with
>Doesn't understand why I'm there
>Thinks I'm cheating on my non-existant wife
>Pop. Pop. Hour's up
>"hey do you wanna hang out?"
>Smokes me out
>End up chilling with her for a few hours
>Gives me her personal cell at the end of the night and puts in her full name
I looked her up since some of the stories she was telling were way too big to lie about. Every story she told me checked out. Every little detail.
Kinda can't wait until she's back in town.
and nothing at all matters because every feeling, every visual, acoustic or sensory input, every problem, every opinion and every thought is created by our brains which are just liveless ordinary particles arranged in a specific way
Take your communist materialism off my board, faggot.
You can get good prosties for 80/30m
These threads are where the true autism comes to life
You aren’t paying her for sex, you’re paying her to gtfo after sex
Meth or weed?
I'd never fuck a prostitute , know what there like irl and just couldn't do it. I would smoke meth with a prostitute as temporary drug friends. Have smoked crack with one LOL
The beta vibe oozes from you, and women can sense that including myself. Maybe that is why you end up paying for it. I'm not telling you to "bee yo self", just have more faith in you and build confidence.
Why would you have to pay someone to fuck off when you can tell her that yourself before or afterwards, it's not like you're gonna fuck her again right?
>namefag
Filtered.
can't handle the truth bomb ya cuck
Weed, just vaped oil she had and smoked a joint.
Yeah, the vibe I got from her was that she wants someone to party with when she comes out this way. She wanted to go to this absinthe bar I mentioned next time she's in town. Would be a fun coke buddy at the very least.
I'm married nigger.
you paid your wife to marry u?
>pays 140 bucks to fuck a fat whore
>having a right to laugh at anyone
Yeah I also did a similar thing. Instead of 9/10 from the pics I met with a 5/10. She wasn't ugly but I wouldn't ever fuck a girl like her if I had to work for it the normal way not just pay her. She reminded me of a bag of potatoes kinda. I wasn't a khv before, just a v so I don't feel so bad about it. I met a girl I slept with, cuddled and made out with but didn't fuck her, really liked her, a crush you could say. I wish I'd waited until a gf to have sex, it's nothing fun if it's not with the person you care about. I liked simply cuddling with the girl I liked 100 times more. Now I will have to carry this to my grave. I can't ever tell about that hooker to any girl I will be with. I hope I will forget someday, it's the only thing that upsets me about having done it with a hooker - having to lie.
Virgins of fit, please don't fuck a hooker. Sex sucks without emotions, you're better off buying a fleshlight. Seriously, don't.
>SPOTTED THE VIRGIN
Not in Europe you are. You can fuck an Eastern European 8/10 whore for 50 euros here
>frogposting
Kek
People who pay for sex don’t like to or can’t talk to women.
>$7g for the ring
>$8g for a "small" wedding
You do the math
>HE PAYS MONEY TO HAVE A WEDDING
why cant u stop being such a cuck
ive been married multiple times for FREE
i feel so dirty bros
Yeah fair enough
Pic related
same
>lost it to hooker
>planning on it again with a much higher class one
Sucks to suck dude, I enjoyed it and learned a lot, shame it's so expensive for the best ones
I understand though it meant a lot to you both but I personally would never spend that much money on a wedding. I'd rather spend my money on a honey moon.
Lol, why does every board on the chans have stories about guys fucking hookers to lose their virginity? And there's always an argument to be made that it's not off topic.
Whyd you fuck a fat one
>mfw drunkenly lost virginity to chubby latina hooker with huge tits before going on deployment
>mfw just didn't want to die a virgin
Haven't had sex since
>board on the chans
>chan
That is why.
are you new here or something
underrated
No but it's every fucking board talking, there's always at least one thread up on each board talking about fucking a hooker or buying a sex doll.
She didnt look that fat in her pics man
this is Jow Forums dude, at least 50% of the population are virgins and social outcasts
This board is what would happen if you dropped r9k off at a 24 hour fitness
same thing happened here, only good thing is that I know what to imagine when fapping to porn
Yeah lost my virginity to an escort too. She was ok looking. Not fat or anything.
Took me forever to cum so in the end I jerked myself off. Dick felt eeally sore after for a couple of days. 2/10. Haven't had sex since.
Is that Ben Garrison?
Honeymoon was a gift.
How do I kill my libido for a while without permanently fucking my shit up?
Right now I'm not interested in dating anyone or even putting in the effort to bring a girl home from a bar, but I still want to impregnate every hot girl I see
Lesson learned, allocating more than 140 bucks for a hooker