>tfw roasting some dude on Jow Forums and he responds with 'post body'
Tfw roasting some dude on Jow Forums and he responds with 'post body'
Chase Russell
Ayden Taylor
>post body
"h-haha you l-look like crap"
>he doesn't post his body
David Myers
>lose argument about something on Jow Forums
>quickly close internet browser and shut down computer
>feel shamed and stupid
>can barely sleep, just keep on thinking about how wrong i was
Lincoln Collins
I've legit never seen someone with a decent body criticize others in the way DYELs on this board do
Michael Bell
ah fuck
Jacob Adams
Unironically great thread.
Shitposters need to learn.
Robert Robinson
>start losing an argument
>user makes a spelling mistake
Cooper Thompson
This. It goes for the gym too. Everybody who looks good is very nice and helpful.
Adrian Howard
>folder of untraceable pics from russian social media sites so that if someone says to post body i have an instant answer
Caleb Hall
David Campbell
>vegan shitting up a thread with their insane posting
>tell them to post body
>they never do
Never trust those gains goblins
Jeremiah Barnes
>keep replaying the argument in my head
>start sweating
Jaxon Mitchell
William Morris
bod pics dont mean shit without timestamp
Henry Baker
>tfw getting fight-or-flight instinct over an anonymous internet fight
Parker Rivera
>good body so I can always back up what I say, but I don’t talk shit in the first place
Must suck to be a dyel
Thomas Phillips
post body
Caleb Hall
post body
Jeremiah Hill
xd
Colton Lopez
Nice body bro
No homo
Ethan Evans
Miring how vascular you are, no homo
Nicholas Carter
n-natty?
Daniel Hall
Yeah man just 5’9” with a pump
Thanks, we’re all gonna make it
Parker Green
time to get freaky by hitting that upper chest shelf hard bro.
Chase White
Looking good desu senpai
How many years lifting? Natty?
Julian Harris
>thread about strength VS hypertrophy training
>generate long post with no structure
>someone replies with "okay what point are you trying to make dude?"
>mfw there was no point
>wasted 17 minutes of my life writing up run-on sentences about sets+reps
it happened 3 years ago. why do I have such a specific memory of that post lol.
David Ross
what do you do when you make it? do you just eat at maintenance and do the same workout or what. i wouldnt want to bulk or cut if i had that. i would just be comfortable
Jaxson Edwards
Yee man I’m working on it
Little less than 3 years in that pic, and yes
I’m at least 15lbs away from making it, but yes that’s what you would do to maintain
David Sanchez
DELET
Bentley Fisher
Cant relate because I never have been wrong to date
Jace Smith
saw this on a soc thread a week ago
post stamp
Andrew Martin
Fuck.
This site cannot be healthy for anyone.
Brody Morris
>never lost a single argument on this website
Cooper Parker
>never argued with anyone
Ayden Cook
>get into an argument
>ask them to extrapolate
>they break down and start swearing at me
>ask if they are okay
>no response
Carter Martin
>In an argument
>Losing
>You wait an hour or two before responding back something stupid, acting like you won.
Fuck everyone who does this.
Cameron Watson
Are you serious, what was the thread? I never go on that board
>homos are saving my pics and posting them on /soc/
Brayden Cook
>think of similar arguments related to that in my head where im eloquent and i know what to say for the next week
Mason Edwards
>guy posts progress pic, looks great
>start typing out post to cheer him on, congratulate him, and mire his insertions
>thread auto-refreshes while typing
>guy now responding to and feeding obvious trolls
>erase original post
>type out a post of concentrated negativity designed to truly hurt him
>guy disappears and stops posting
feed the troll, pay the toll
Liam Reed
hehehehe
*teleports behind you*
tfw entp amiright lol haha
Hunter Gonzalez
>even caring at that point
Noah Perry
no
Leo Hall
Little do they know my autism powers gives me near infinite patience and I'm just waiting for them to respond again.
Dylan Sanchez
Whats your weight dude?
Eli Flores
>start an argument
>realize you were wrong after hitting post
this happens too often
Connor Wilson
Really? This is what I do.
>lose argument about something on Jow Forums
>close tab and pretend nothing happened
Joshua Nguyen
High 150s
Caleb Rodriguez
wtf really???
Are your legs like non existent? You look much beefier in a good way.
Connor Wood
I’m 5’9” and my legs are long and lanky
Adam Parker
>somebody insults you on Jow Forums
>feel really bad
Owen Lee
Hudson Bailey
>starting to lose argument on Jow Forums
>switch sides and make poor quality posts in support of my opponent's viewpoint to turn others in the thread against him
Landon Wright
Kek, brainlet. How the fuck do you lose a argument on here? Nearly everyone here has a sub-90 IQ and everyone with >90 IQ always agrees with me. I can't remember an single time I've lost a argument on here. But I do get mad after arguments because some people are too stupid too post here.
Logan Ward
>winning argument about something on Jow Forums
>making sound, logical points
>second guess myself constantly and check back in on the thread, desperately hoping for a reply so that I can have an opposing view to compare my position to
>no reply, yet, likely never will get one
>I haven't won enough/not sure I was right
>corroborate arguments with readily available data
>become more and more confident in my answers despite the soul-crushing need for validation from retards
>thread dies before I can type up a paper on the subject matter and then revise it until it's succinct and pleasing to my eye
>if it doesn't die, I'll probably have made a tiny grammatical error somewhere
>think about it for upwards of an hour afterward
>lose argument
>laugh at how dumb I am and move on to the next argument
I can't win.
Colton Ortiz
I have had opposing experiences. Well, at least one. More if you count dumbasses trying to help.
Lucas Sanchez
probably because you think brute force pepes are arguments
Joseph Torres
>not staying up till 4am on a school night arguing with a guy obviously trolling, just because you dont want someone assuming hes right
Have you guys even spent more than a year here?
Joshua Wood
>In an argument
>all of a sudden, now arguing with multiple people
>Start calling same-fag, even though i know it's not.
Adam Sullivan
dude, you gotta let your work speak for itself
if you do what you said all the time, you'd never sleep because there are infinite retards on this site
just make a few good points then fuck off
do you even shitpost?
how long have you been at this?
>school night
nevermind, I think I know
Colton Ramirez
why?
I will never understand this mentality until it is explained to me. Is it just a shitty deflection?
Jonathan Parker
Can you uhh.. delete this?
Evan Brooks
>lose argument on board with ID's
>get on a proxy to reply to the person I'm arguing with
>divert argument to proxy poster
>say something savvy or conclusive to make sure I leave
>continue argument with proxy and leave with original
>use another proxy to start another argument and leave with original proxy
>cont.
anyone else do this?
Ayden Phillips
>tfw too low iq to have arguments on Jow Forums
William Turner
>losing and argument on Jow Forums
>just start calling the other user a soyboy
Works every time
Jace Davis
>tfw you purposely say wrong things, and post fabricated up lies and research papers just so you can have someone talk to you because you are so lonely
>tfw fel amazing when you talk to some user for 2-3 hours arguing.
Caleb Butler
Been at this since 2008 :)
And nah, you gotta stay up to prove your point or else its forever wrong. Whoever stops posting loses
Ethan Taylor
Hey man you wanna just chat for like 30 min?
Aaron Sanders
>Whoever stops posting loses
lmfao
I have lost almost every argument I have participated in, by that logic. I bet I've still won more than you, though. I go for quantity over quality. I shitpost in a bunch of threads at the same time then come back and check on them a few times before I get bored and do something else. I can't even tell you how many thread's I'm posting in right, now. I just post in whatever is most popular after I'm done with the previous post.
Nathaniel Hill
Damn cause im 5'10 and i just assumed youd be much heavier but the lanky legs i guess makes sense.
Jayden Taylor
I mostly do this with proxies on Jow Forums but I will also occasionally do this on non-ID boards when I'm paranoid that someone will notice the amount of posters not going up.
Jonathan Nelson
my man u sound really pathetic
hope you take a step back and can realize this
Julian Davis
lmfao
You're going to win this one. I'm getting bored. Consequence of ADHD
You're a funny guy, though
I hope I shitpost at you again one day
Gabriel Gray
>plan out entire debates in my head
>go in to an autistic amount of detail
>plan on wording things certain ways so that it appears there is an extremely obvious flaw which my opponent will definitely go after but it was actually a trap because now that he has said that i can say this which is an even better argument than my original one but had no way to be brought up naturally
>have literally hundreds of hours of pre-planned arguments stored in my head
>because of how intricately planned out they are it only works if someone says a specific sentence with the exact right words to start each one off
>so far it has never happened even once
>mfw
Ian Robinson
whats your routine bro? how did you get so fucking jacked. ive been lifting for like 6 years and look like complete shit
Ayden Wood
>tfw lifting 1.5 years and look nowhere even remotely close to that
Zachary James
>tfw too scared to argue on the 'ch0n
Isaac Phillips
>tfw everyone seems so intellegent on Jow Forums, always feel like a brainlet
>like a certain hobby, always someone knows more then you
>rinse and repeat
Brody Stewart
I agree with this guy
(Yes i just assumed your gender)
Ethan Johnson
because a lot of the time it actually is a samefag
if you've ever been on a non-id board that had id's turned on accidentally for a little while you will definitely see someone pretending to be 5 different people
Jack Moore
>someone responds to all my posts calling me a samefag
>inspect element - edit out all the (You)'s except 1
>take screenshot
>lol, no im not faggot
Christian Robinson
>post body pics and when people ask for advice purposefully give bad broscience advice
>I literally just roid my ass off and train when I can be bothered
NATTYKEKS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
Josiah Richardson
>tfw just got in to guns/military stuff and trying to go on Jow Forums to learn more about them
>tfw got in to health/fitness 2 years ago and even now I still have no idea what 90% of people on Jow Forums are even talking about
David Edwards
Great picture my man. Audible chuckle.
Eli Wilson
Literally me, i also browse Jow Forums and have been for years. Even then, i don't know what half of them talk about.
And that's mainly because of the two issues;
>Never served in the military (US military)
>Don't own any guns besides bolt action rifles
Feels bad man.
Andrew Young
>tfw you get asked to post sources to back up your claims but you never bookmarked them and can not find them after a quick search
Eli Smith
>person makes claim that is obviously true
>ask for source
Delightfully devilish
Ian Wood
>mfw I've been lifting for 10 years and coming here for 8. I literally never lose arguments
Wyatt Smith
not the guy you were replying with dw you won the argument with that guy. just saying u might take Jow Forums a bit too serious
Joshua Perry
>tfw you come on here rarely to argue, just to watch people talk amongst themselves
>the few times you do post, still feel bad for possibly wasting people's time, despite the anonymity
Joshua Gonzalez
>tfw someone else posts a picture of you that you posted years ago to prove they've 'made it'
Nathaniel Cooper
>tfw someone keeps reposting your picture and people rip on you when you post a new one
Cameron Ortiz
>roast someone horribly
>realize I misread their post and have actually made an ass of myself
>he points it out
>other anons point it out as well
>whole thread calls me a retard
>try my best to not think about killing myself for at least 48 hours
Aiden Davis
>go on Jow Forums
>only post helpful information to the best of my ability
>assume every user is asking sincerely and not trolling
>sometimes get thanked
Makes it all worth it
Camden Powell
>tfw browsing Jow Forums just waiting for milk truck to arrive
Joshua Campbell
>tfw you post your picture and people spam it everywhere to make fun of you
Matthew Ramirez
haha
Nolan Richardson
thanks
Austin Bailey
>make of someones deadlift because he was being cocky in a post before
>he asks for my stats
>i dont even deadlift due to poor homegym
Man i felt guilty but now its giving me the highest keks
Matthew Roberts
Never forget, that we are still your friend user
Liam Kelly
dont just thank me user, contribute to this board with sincere helpposting