What the fuck how do i respond to this
What the fuck how do i respond to this
You too
You're gross. Don't message me again.
Hey, drinks next weekend?
I don't drink
Fuck you i know better now
Dude i haven't gotten laid in years
she's honestly kind of ugly. I'd respond with something boring just so tinder's algorithm doesn't decide to fuck me over and then ignore her
ay bich lemme get diss pee pe inside yall got it
Poo in loo
Hey, are you an archeologist?
If dubs then do.
Check em
OP must do it
Respond with all of the lyrics to "I Want Candy" but swap candy with Kanthi
double must do
"Jesus Christ, no"
Or
"Oops" and unmatch
"How did you guess my middle name? Ha, what's up?"
Calm, not to cocky, not too cringy. Makes you look like you get tons of these kinds of msgs before
op must do it now
cut to the chase. number? and invite her to do something at your place
Tell her to poo in loo, OP
I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine, she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
Go to see her when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer girl in town
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
Kanthi on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like Kanthi when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have Kanthi all the time
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
I want Kanthi
Kanthi in the morning time,
Kanthi in the hot sunshine.
Kanthi baby can't you see,
All I want is your Kanthi!
Kanthi in the morning time,
Kanthi in the hot sunshine.
Kanthi baby can't you see,
All I want is your Kanthi!
(hey, hey, hey, hey)
All I want is your Kanthi!(
hey, hey, hey, hey)
All I want is your Kanthi!
I have room mates
Invite her to the gym, post her diddly
All memes aside what is the ACTUAL chad way to respond to this? I seriously can't think of one.
check'd btw
"speaking"
>shitposting this hard
What has Jow Forums become
The only Chad way is to offer an immediate meet up
i went with something simple how am i doing
>haha
“Hey sexy” heart eye emoji what are up to today
>Haha
horrendous
Pathetic.
She thinks you're a faggot now. Move on to the next one
G-Guys?
It’s over
>haha
jesus christ im laffing so hard
>Hey.
>Haha
fags
HOLY SHIT this is the best one, props to you my good man
you if you're lucky ;)
Come over and I'll show you
creampies and threesomes with other girls
fuck it right OP? let's see if we can get your dick wet
lmao buddyboy you must be some type of Chad if she still responded after you told her "hey haha" but don't ever do that beta shit again
WHY OP???
Congrats on matching with a bot lmao
"I really enjoyed the Ace Ventura franchise"
>hi cutie
although she's fugly.
Looking at half naked men on a Finnish rock climbing board
The fucking period in between is the cherry on top holy shit
>haha
Op, you fucked up hard. How is being this autistic possible?
>haha
Holy fuck are you autistic?
>tfw so ugly even bots swipe left.
>"How did you guess my middle name?
>not cringy
pick one
Eh, the autists are overreacting. She already finds you sexy. You're just putting words down to get to the next step of the convo. She'll probably respond with a question.
if digits say your caramel shaded ass
>hey
>haha
IM FUCKING DEAD MAN LMAO
GUYS HELP
"I'm sorry, I lose my manners when I'm talking to hot girls like you :^)
of all the suggestions here, this is what you chose to say
you deserve to be alone
REKT
E
K
T
Listen to this guy. The sloot is into you, just don't fuck this up. Ask her what she's doing this Friday and ask her out for drinks/gym/netflix and chill. The more you talk to her the more your autismo will show and she'll be turned off. I repeat. Make up some bullshit you're doing that sounds interesting and go for the kill.
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S
too clingy my G, play it coooool.....
ouch, say " kanth i get a redo?"
Game over you fucking idiot. God
You'd rather I try soft?
I think she's a bot dude
Yeah buddyboy never mind not even Chad can comeback from that.
drop her she’s got an ego with nothing to make up for it
You showed a weak spot for one second and now she has the upper hand like some mma fighter that saw an opening.
JESUS
"K bye." Should be your next response. Caring less should solve your 'trying too hard' vibe.
Alright I'll try this
>he got it this wrong
laying pipe
Christ mate
NO
shes just going to say ok or nothing and not speak to him again.
we need to keep this going
OP, tell her you think shes beautiful and would love a chance to take her on a relaxing walk through the woods
>haha
Abandon ship
Are you fucking illiterate
Strapons without any lube
>haha
you overplayed your hand, I believed you up to this point
>not answering "I kanthi why you'd say that"
Well, at least I know this thread will be entertaining.
>haha
why haven't you learned
STOP FUCKING UP SO BAD, YOU'RE HURTING MY CHEST
Tell her you want her boipucci
How did you fuck up "KHANTI get a redo?"
I honestly think that OP here just found some sloot that he's not really into and is purposely fucking it up for attention from a bunch of homos on fit
>taking dating advice from Jow Forums
STOP WITH THE FUCKING HAHA
STOP ACTING LIKE FUCKING KANTHI IS ANY KIND OF WORTHWHILE SLOOT DESERVING OF ENOUGH POWER TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING REDO
FUCK YOU KANTHI
>I like traps
>you don't believe me?
You're getting catfished
Dubs wee woo wee woo CHECKUM OP
quit being weird and ask if she likes coffee
GUYS WE MADE IT
NO NO NO what in the fuck
>literal 4/10 bitch has an ego
dating apps truly are shit
This, nice dubs. Do it op
now say nice tits when can i suck them