Got my first mire from a gril today

Got my first mire from a gril today
>Sitting at work with arm horizantal holding my phone
>Co-worker comes up and says "whoa look at those pipes" and squeezes my bicep

I'm the best

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Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Piece of shit

FUCK YOU

You filed a sexual harassment lawsuit right? She's gonna lose her job

Must be nice working at Jack in the Box where landwhales mire you for not being entirely repulsive, did you fuck her with grease trap lube?

keep up the great work brother

impressive, very nice

> be my
> Have a lot of farts on the left knee
> You have powerlifting squats down to almost squatting
> All the time the knee screams at you
> You start to do Olympic squats
> The friend from the gym sees you
> "Friend's cock you're giving it , those are much hairier "
>" If bro you are true if they sign "
>" But bro when you finish? I have to use that cock "
> I'm missing only two series
>" I have two left and go to the machine Behind her and make there is the same cock "
> The friend goes to the machine
> The friend is destroyed hip
>" Bro this cock is a horrible crap that pussy ?! "
> Mfw had told him to use a push of legs and He understood that he had sent him to a biceps machine
> The fuck did biceps pushed
> With legs

bitch what

keep up the good work

Nigga what the fuck
I couldn't type this shit even if I tried

You can't make this shit up

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DYING

>OP made it
Nice and based

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>Le all caps, over exaggerating reaction meme
>"I'M CRYING"

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>be me
>be corporate suit wearing IT shill
>get talked into running the corporate marathon for the city
>at the starting line
>take off my hoodie and sweats and hand them off to my bf
>running in place and doing jumping jacks to keep warm, shirtless in running shorts
>girl from reception comes up
>"wow user, you look so jacked compared to when you're in your suit"
>starts running her hand on my chest
>"Thanks, your books look great in this trainer compared to your blouses"
>reach out and put my hand on her breasts
>get slapped and she runs off crying

>Thanks, your books look great in this trainer compared to your blouses"
No Android. BOOBS

>With legs

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>biceps
>with legs

IMAGINE your local gym clown doing hamstring curls in your preacher curl machine

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>sitting on a bench on campus rolling a joint
>QT approaches me
>oh shit.jpg
>'WOW, you must workout a lot'
>'yeah'
>she just stood there awkwardly for a a few seconds then walked away

Honestly just fuck my shit up, I can approach women fine but I get suspicious when they come up to me

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wtf am I reading

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