Tfw friendly gangster black guy at the gym tells me I'm alright for a white boy

Can’t tell if this is Jow Forumscuck or r9k

Leave him alone.

You’re gonna go far, kid

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>not a pimp
> doesn’t have one of his hoes say “he cute”
4/10 needs work

haha, happens to me as well all the time

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>Weigh 155 lbs
>Deadlift 285 lbs
>Older black gentleman with glasses comments as he's walking to a nearby smith machine:
>"That's a lot of weight!"
>DAS IT MANE

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"he cute!"

>black people in the gym get in altercations because they are playing music out loud
>Never put weights back
>Some black guy in sauna trying to sell people "real medicine from doctors" all week
>They caught a black guy stealing underwear in the men's change room

Its terrible

Why don't you get a job

Join the military in a job with an emphasis on competence and confidence in the water. You’ll either never see a nog or laugh when the sole shit-talking nog drowns during the first day of indoc and the corpsman has to begrudededly resuscitate him.

>join the military
>begrudgededly
Yeah, no. But thank you. There’s got to be a better way to prepare for a Walmart job than joining the military for a few years.

Actually mate there’s no better way. You’re not prepared for the Wal-Mart greeter selection anyway.

10/10

he cute

nice to see 30 year olds have let go of their racist and old ways

>letting anyone call you boy
>being proud of being (marginally) acknowledged by a welfare american

kys

these microaggressions will not stand!!!!

i don't want to go to Syria
>thats okay canada is sending its troops to africa instead

But it's All I Want

he just wants to come out & play.

>tfw tell the friendly gangster black guy at the gym that he's alright for a black boy

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Based.

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>tfw hear black girls at the gym say under their breath "he cute" as you walk by them

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based based poster

Man oh man oh my ohhh my.... I really do love it when le knee grows show some good ol'fashon love. xDDDDD xpppp

>tfw I'm a former racist who ended up bonding with a black guy at the gym over women problems, and we are now great friends who encourage each other to do our best, race is hardly an object in our friendship aside from the topic of some banter and jokes
>my hatred for blacks has been replaced with a hatred for women
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? On one hand he's been a better force in my life than any stacy bitch, but hating 50% of the population is mathematically worse than hating 13%.

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women are much more likely to ruin your life.

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Gotta Get Away from the 'ch0n, breh

How did you guys get talking?

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Gold

he was wearing red and black shirts on alternate days so I sucked my pride and asked him, "ya feeling fit buddy?" but it turns out it was just a coincidence, he ended up telling me that he was on the brink of giving up and needed encouragement. He told me that he was touched by the fact that i noticed he was feeling down and went out of my way to help him even though we were total strangers.
The reason he was so depressed was because his gf cheated on him

>based knee fart poster

>chest day at the gym
>some DYEL puts way too much weight on the bar
>slouch down my bench and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

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Can someone post the thing again so I can do this? Didn't know it took off

Is there anything more cringe than a white guy who tries to be "tight" with a black guy and feel good when they get their approval

You're a walking fucking cuck if you're anything but indifferent to blacks who don't directly concern you

what does "FINNA" mean?

It's a contraction of the southern usa phrase "fixing to". It essentially means "will do/about to do X (soon)" and implies that the one doing the act looks forward to it.

finna boutta is also a bit redundant as they essentially mean the same thing, although boutta implies more urgency.

thanks, my Ebonics needs a brush up

This wikipedia article is actually quite interesting:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English

The section on tenses under grammar is really quite fascinating

finna = gonna

>roasties even cheat on the BBC
What hope do the rest of us have bros?!

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>autistic fit post actually leads to genuine friendship

haha

tell me about it breh
>tfw 5.5x5

this

You have no friends

shut up nigger

I don't have the image but it was basically Jow Forums trying to recognize each other while in the gym
First thing proposed was to wear specific t-shirt colors each day of the week
Then some autist said "What if we make a secret autistic way to approach each other" and what got out of that was
>Ya feeling fit buddy?
>Yeah, I'm just a lucky guy.

>falling for Jow Forums memes this hard
user..

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Now you can start browsing Jow Forums instead of Jow Forums

It's time for him to come out and play

>watching Black Panther at the movies
>intense fighting scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

>get day pass for gym in my parents hometown while visiting
>back day
>also two swole negros back day
>we’re either alternating equipment or working in with each other entire day
>while they get ready to leave I finish with strict pull-ups
>first set rep out 18
>hear one say to the other “gahdam you see how many pull-ups that white dude did?”
>the other one goes “yeah he prolly weighs 20 more than I do and I could prolly do like two hah”
>mfw

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you cute

>omg minorities like me

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Today's adventures in things that never happened

exactly how many minutes ago did you discover Jow Forums?

today’s adventures in faggots don’t recognize pasta and should leave forever

not based

I wanna fuck a black girl

you airight white boi

It doesn't make sense to hate women, user. Just don't respect them instead, treat them sort of like children.

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>feeling happy with ur nigger approval there buddy?
>yea im just a lucky guy

he's gonna go far, kid.

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>passed the penis inspection at my local gymnasium
feels good famalams

now thats a nigga booty i could put my tounge around

Women are the gate keepers when it comes to race training and other forms of disgrace. They must be punished.

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cringeworthy

It’s not a girl sayin it so it doesn’t come count

Man he never had a chance

wait until you meet a girl and you realize you were just hating yourself all this time

What is this a reference to

Im from europe. We dont yet understand arabic here... Can u translate?

I feel that boi... Even though im white. Im 100kg and i can only do 3-4pull ups

>tfw memebers of my gym created and signed a petition to have the angry black guy who throws waits around and walks with a chip on his shoulder like some victimized thug

used to leave the weights everywhere and would go all gangsta on anyone who touched one the three benches he was supersetting on. Keep in mind, he genuninely believed he was being picked on for being black. Pathetic to be honest

I wanna fuck a black weeb.

If a kinoplex has a designated shooter, a gymnasium has ________

>tfw chocolate gymbunnies told me I'm cute

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