Motherlets, when will they learn?
Motherlets, when will they learn?
>mother tells me she only breastfed me for 1.5 weeks after birth
JUST
I was breast fed for 3 years.
>tfw 6ft tall in family filled with manlets
>tfw two degrees in STEM field
>tfw big dick
>tfw sexy euro gf
I will probably breastfeed any children I have for 6mon-1yr depending on how they're doing.
But it sounds awful having something clawing at your tits every few hours. I don't think men can understand that.
>mfw bean, mom is 5'1 and dad is 5'
>mom breastfed me for damn near 3 years
>mfw ended up being 6', strong, aggressive and with a thick head of hair
Im gonna make sure everyone of my kids are breastfed for just as long
shut up bitch and do your 1 job in life
Shut up bitch, why the fuck do women put their own personal comfort over the well being of their children
>omg why won't she breastfeed
>why doesn't she have perfect firm tits
fuck off. a year is more than enough
dumb worthless cunt
feminism was a mistake
yer tits are gonny start saggin anyway
Fuck off. Have fun with your autistic retarded children
Boy do I have some news about your dad kid.
I wasnt ever on breast milk and i have 156 iq and 6ft 5 fuck all u haters who talk shit about ths useles subject. i make 200k a year and im not a fag braging about succing my moms tit
lol the men from my mom side are tall as fuck, I'm actually the shortest out of all my cousins and its probably thanks to my dad
Boy do I have some news about your grandpa
lol
Notice how I said I would breastfeed my kids
Get reading comprehension loser
What would happen if you fed your child breast milk with 4 scoops of whey protein in it?
3 years is actually disgusting imagine sucking on your mothers tit while being capable of walking around and eating actual food
t. brainlet
I wasn't breastfed because my mom smoked
men cant understand this because we don't have that essential love and nurture element built into us like women do. when a woman has a baby, she becomes infatuated and obsessed with the health and well being of that baby. the man's life only changes in regards to his feelings of responsibility to rear the family, he doesn't get the same flood of hormones the women do. the hormone overload you will experience will impel you to breastfeed.
Try having a fucking piranha suck on your dick for 45 mins, stop thinking women are babies
>well some are, but not all
I'm pretty sure I was sucking on my mom's tit when I was pretty old. My mom had to beat me up to make me stop.
This made me laugh really hard, thanks user
Fuck off, men care more about their children than women do.
I'm talking about crying, screaming infants numbnuts
How tall was the mailman though?
>i'm uncomfortable
get a dog
hot
This shit is fucking true.
We have three children. Oldest and youngest are mine, middle is my husband's. All three were through the same 'surrogate' (my highschool beard).
She breastfed and pumped for the older two for over a year. The third was born as she was in the middle of a transfer to a new division. So we fed with baby formula.
Youngest is 6 and has had frequent doctor visits compared to the older two. My oldest is 12 and all he does is go in twice a year for his checkups and shots.
My brother and I were both breastfed for over a year and both of us were rarely sick compared to our cousins who were bottled.
My mom only breastfed me for three weeks and I'm a fuckin loser
Me too. With your mom that is.
Shut the fuck up and do your natural function.
My sister was breastfed till she was 4 and i was breastfed till i was 3. Feelsgoodman. My sister was rarely sick with the flu, while many other kids had that yellow shit swimming out of their noses. Disgusting.
Disgusting fucking faggots. Choosing some random whore from a catalog to get eggs from and paying some jew doctor $40,000 to put them in a surrogate.
There's better shit to spend your money on.
the formula virgin vs the milkies chad
Our kids were conceived quite naturally with penis in vagina. But thank you for your concern over my financial gainz.
YES, using your breasts for their biological function will ruin your body. Start buying Doctor Shekelstein's milk powder instead!
This. Women are horribly parents.
As a father I can tell you that you're talking out of your arse. I've been hopelessly inlove with my daughter from the moment I laid eyes on her. I was there when she was born and held her not long after, it genuinely felt like the universe didn't exist outside of that hospital room. Before she was born, I didn't think I was capable of loving another human being in the way that I love her. Love isn't even the right word, it isn't strong enough.
Fuck you for thinking I can't love my child as much as a woman can just because I've got something swinging between my legs.
>breastfed
>Borderline personality disorder
Why even live
1 year is nowhere enough, let alone 6 month. If you are my wife I'd tie you up in my shed and milk you daily if that's what it took to secure a healthy future for my children, so ponder that while your nipples go cold you stupid bitch.
Now imagine if you weren't breastfed.
Degenerate fuck. Have children naturally you fucking idiot
Your daughter will fuck black guys when she’s in college
Black brits are alright, it's over in America where they act like chimps. Just as long as she doesn't bring a fucking paki home.
Wow how tall is Tyrone? You didn't mention your nice mud skin.