Lads I just realized have a gut parasite. How do i get rid of it?
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Symptoms:
>when I take a shit, it smells fucking awful.
>Contains little white things
>not making gains
>constant intestinal pain
>can only eat small amounts; have to dirty bulk for muh calories
>always been really thin & never had any energy
Please help i can't see a doctor for it
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see a doctor you fucking retard
Stop eating man ass
lol this nigga got fuckin worms
get somebody to reach in there real deep and grab it
just use a lot of lube
eat a clove of garlic? Idk desu
/fast/
/fast/ing cures everything
also the ultimate tool for cutting
>live with parents
>"hey can I see a doctor for this"
>"why?"
>"i checked and I have the symptoms"
>"you're self diagnosing, user. You can get checked next year if you still have problems"
thanks
elaborate please
by "I checked" i mean i looked online
>cutting
that is the opposite of what needs to happen.
>have a parasite
>it eats your food for you so you stay lean
>it’s always with you, cheering you on and supporting you
Why, OP?
>>can only eat small amounts; have to dirty bulk for muh calories
how come you can only eat small amounts? because it makes ur tum tum hurt hurt?
100% pure gum spirits of turpenine.
1 teaspoon + castor oil = dead worms.
Set up an appointment yourself?
>>live with parents
>>"hey can I see a doctor for this"
underage or what? just go you retard
>Blocks your intestine
Nuthin personal kid
Eating syrian rue will possibly stun the parasite and you will shit it out.
The downside is you will hallucinate.
fuck nature
Do i need to fast first, if so for how long?
How to confirm there are not negative side effects to this treatment??
OP if you show your parents little worms in your shit and they are still like ‘no need to visit the doctor’ I guarantee they gave you the worms and want to cash in on life insurance.
Don't fucking eat anything for a week and the fucker will die and you'll shit him out.
>eating syrian hallucinogens is more viable than seeing a doctor
do you live in syria?
Train the mother worm to exit your ass for short periods and then one time don’t let her back in.
Time for a parasite cleanse. We all have them whether we feel it or not. Link below is for a cleanse I'm going to be doing in a month or two. All the ingredients are listed, so if you don't want to buy the pills, you can look for the ingredients.
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>it’s always with you, cheering you on and supporting you
fucking kek
didn't google it first, figured it was just some plant that happened to be from syria or something
There are over the counter medications for parasitic worms. Check Amazon. They are not sufficient for a tape worm, a prescription from a physician would be required.
See a doctor you fucking moron.
RIP
kek
OK whatever you do DO NOT CUT. These fucking idiots are telling you to cut and that very well may kill you depending on what type of tapeworm you have. This work is now used to eating the shitty high calorie food you have been eating, when you start to restrict do you think this work will go on a diet with you? No this thing will start to eat you intestines and possibly your organs to get what it wants. Go to a doctor right now.
do and work or do i have no option other than medical help