He doesn’t go to Cons to get easy mires and sex from con sluts

>He doesn’t go to Cons to get easy mires and sex from con sluts...

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His bellybutton is sad.

you should be getting mires everywhere if you deserve them haha

What's cons?

he's famous dude, boogie gets laid too

Or I could go to the beach and do the same thing around non-autistic people

nobody looks good sitting down hunched forward like this

Sucks living in rural leafland. At least they dont pump estrogen into my water

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Conventions. Like PAX or comic-con.

99% of comic con attendees are literal boogies and goblinas

>PAX or comic-con.
looking at the average Jow Forumsizen, you're more likely to get mires going to your local cons instead of a big national one

> con sluts

I know we're all on Jow Forums and are naturally social retards, but this is low even for Jow Forums.

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Still looks better than most of Jow Forums

That's not an accomplishment.

I like movies. Are there any movie cons?

he gets way too much shit for this picture, he doesn't look that bad

>decent traps
>good delts
>thick neck
>vascular
Aside from being WIDE, why do people hate this pic so much? If you watched Blade Runner you'd know Goose is basically /4chansguy/ anyway.

The picture is shit on because most people consider this uber jacked or think that a few are legit born that way without any work required.

Con girls are crazy though. And generally cute as fuck. Too easy to fall for a qt and have her insanity destroy you.

SK?

San Diego comic con has been completely taken over by movies and tv, it has fuckall to do with comics now. It's a lowest common denominator consumer zoo where people pay hundreds of dollars to sit in 12 hour lines to watch actors shill upcoming projects

What are some Jow Forums approved cosplays?

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No not those kinds of movies.

Any jojo character.

>he aspires to degeneracy, STDs and dying alone

What? Did he OHP ~3pl8?

I wish i was 1,90m tall. I'd cosplay the fuck outta jojo. No one will take a 1,78 jojo seriously.

Why did your sentence need ellipses?

Working on Golden Age Guts and Casca with my gf for next year's local anime con. I'd saythat's pretty Jow Forums approved.

>tfw finally under 15%bf
>planning to cut until under 10
>then bulking for dem Gattsu delts, arms and upper back
>flash cut two to four months before the con for the definition

dude looks good

>omg its like youre photoshopped
is why it gets criticism and scrutiny

Spbp

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Concerts

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Giorno, maybe

you can see he is being assisted by someone on the left and presumably also on the right

There was way more to this character getting the girl than his physique. And her asking him to take off his shirt was her last box to check, she was hoping he would look like shit so that he didn't seem too perfect

>mfw show up to convention as a Conan Rip-off
>Go on stage as part of a competition
>After getting off stage and drink gets flowing I only get aggressively and clumsily hit on by men much physically bigger then me

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mirin
wonder what cycle hes on

Plus ultra

>go to con as One Punch man (i'm bald and ripped)
>get hit on by fat girls and goblinas

Cons in Brazil attract only the lowest of the low

turbo cope

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Anyone from hajime no ippo

Not OP, but I’m going to MegaCon in Orlando this May. It’s mires all day there.
>My cosplay is shirtless

I wanna get a casshern outfit and wear that cause im skinny but semi-muscler. unfortunately most my best friends are chads and the ones who arent are uber weeb/nerds who would be weird to go with .

Talk about sticking your dick in questionable places...

I wish I was into anime. Girls into it are so crazy.

Hot girls in such environments have such a degree of orbiting males they wont slut around unless extremely necessary.