It's happening boys

Just hit it and quit it. You worked hard on your body for years and years. She probably never spent one fucking day in the gym.
Use her for a quick fuck but that's it. From one autist to another you're better than that user.

Go for it bro, you obviously want to.

I think you're selling yourself short honestly, like you're probably way better looking than you think and just act like an autistic goof. The fatty in your pic is obviously thirsty as fuck, like real talk be touchy and just go for it.

She's smart and going to school to become a neurosurgeon next year
She's also really nerdy and we spend hours playing PUBG and League. She also doesn't go and sleep around as far as I know because she's extremely awkward also. I'll keep your advice man

>this is literally how children talk and act today

My god, imagine having to be a teenager today. And even worse, imagine the guys here in their late 20s or older who actually date teenage girls

I'll keep that in mind man. I just want something special. I feel like if I don't take the chance I'll end up alone forever

You don't fix your loneliness by having casual sex bro

Naw man I look as appealing as Gollum's left nut

Dude you're fucking only 18 lighten up. And don't listen to that other dude, she's a fatty and you're an autistic jock. She wants to get fucked you just have to do all the foot work if you will to make it happen. Don't build it up in your head too much, I guarantee you she'll let you do what ever you want to her you just got to be confident about it.

>going to school to become a neurosurgeon
No, she's going to school to get a biology degree. Going to school to become a neurosurgeon is after 4 years of your bachelor's and another four of med school

Thanks for the support man. I'll try not to drop spaghetti when it gets rolling

Well I didn't know the specifics of it but her family is a bunch or neurosurgeons and she's gonna join the trade

Please dont be an autist that always thinks he can do better while wasting an opportunity. Happened to me twice and wish i could go back.

Chances of her getting out of medical school is slim and her chance of becoming a neurosurgeon is even slimmer

I'm not gonna waste this one if I can help it I've come this >< close to getting laid before and fucked up by thinking I can do better or over thinking the situation

You're only 18 user. As long as you stay fit and somewhat contain your autism you'll have no problem finding someone later down the line.
And again (I'm the user you replied to) if you want a quick fuck go for it (remember to wear protection) but don't devalue yourself for a fatty. A used one at that.

If you say so man the odds tend to be in your favor when your family is helping you throughout school

Thanks for the advice user I already went to the store and bought rubbers to be prepared.
Also I don't think she's used user she spends all her time at home and her ex was even more of an autist than me

Bruh she's ugly af and fat

you can do better op...

i'm the guy you're replying to in this post. you can do whatever you want, bro, but protip - it is not a hot idea for you to ever post pictures of the girl you're interested in. you're even less likely to get genuine advice and you're probably just gonna end up getting her dragged like this

if you want to smash, i hope you smash. it's better than being incel like most of the larpers on this board

dios mio...

How is this Jow Forums related? Fuck off to Jow Forums, cunt.

nice I like bbws too

fucken gross OP
seriously try a little at least

She’s not thicc bro she’s fucking fat. Personally I would never stoop that low, it would destroy any bit of confidence I had left fucking that ugly pig.

You're in the perfect position to get regular pussy and bounce. I've done this before. I told a girl I loved her after fucking a few times (was lying) and then she acted like she didn't want to date. Then after like 8 months of fucking constantly she was obsessed with trying to get me to date her, but I just kept saying no and fucking her. It would have gone on forever but I eventually caved (mistake). Learn from my words.

> 6’1
> claims to be fit
> dates la creature pigga

whatever you do, do not and I repeat DO NOT think to yourself "oh shit I will fuck this up because I have absolutely no prior experience with women" once things start to escalate
Speaking of escalation, by the looks of her she'll claim that you raped her if you don't satisfy her, so try your absolute best. but don't fuck it up.

have fun buddy

The answer you seek is in the photo

Depends. She's fat and autistic (snap filters). She also sounds pretty loose. Personally I wouldn't do it, and I would have felt the same when I was a virgin. Would just make you feel bad about yourself desu. You can do better.

If you want something special this is not and will not ever be it. Casual sex isn't gonna lead to what you're looking for at all.

la creatura...

She's goblina but since you're a virgin, I'd say go for it to gain XP and attract better women.

This. Better to have fucked a chubby ugly girl a few times than to have fucked no girl at all. Even hanging out with losers is better than hanging out with nobody.

I detect thiccness. gods speed user.

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you have the same problem my brother does.
pretty average dude who's bad with women.
first woman who shoewd him any attention was a total cow who's after his money,
now he's married to her because he doesn't know he can do better.

I agree with this, since op is a virgin anyway.
Don't get too attached, wear a rubber.
The anons saying avoid are the ones wanking into a sock or nofappers who are getting nowhere

>even thinking about touching that goblina
the absolute state of incels on this board

there is no way that holiday ham has a nice ass

Cant rank up without the XP

Than be forward and confident when you make your move, and do it soon. Women lose interest just as fast as they develop it.

Then*
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

the answer is around her neck

Holy shit! She looks fucking horrible. Is that thing even a human being? I would rather stick my dick in wood-chipper while rhino is giving me anal than touch that thing

Do it
Fuck the fuck out of her

alright im in a good mood. i'll help you out kid.
when she arrives dont act like the cringe faggot you was before. act cool calm and debonair. the cringe Jow Forums shit only works if shes has autism

Anyway to create sexual tension. always be close to her while not acting like you're nervous as fuck. you need to make her feel like. you're the prize and you're doing her a favor by letting you come over.
anyway the movie you should put on is enter the void. lots of nudes scenes and incest
anyway what you wanna do bro after 30minutes into the movie. is just straight go for broke. and say you wanna kiss her just once. thats all.
go on my boy. shes all yourz
high btw

Found the incel.

You need to act like a real alpha. When she arrives just fuck her, if she protests that's just jewish propaganda comming out of her mought. ignore.

>went from 155lbs to 172lbs
my DUDE, are you me?
6'0" and I went from 150.5 to 172 and it changed my life.
I still looked DYEL with clothes on, but I just had a lot better self-esteem and people knew I looked better but couldn't put their finger on why

word of advice. STAY IN THE GYM
I lost 11 lbs because I got fuckarounditis.
Once I got back on the wagon, I had to spend 5 months just getting back to my old weight before I could start to progress again.

me again... just saw that
>pic related is her

RUN.
Again, I was still a certified DYEL at 6'0" 172, and I'm completely socially handicapped... and I still was banging hotter sl00ts than that.

user, you can do a lot better

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He shouldn't just run away. If he wants to bang her, he should go for it and then cut ties. Get his virginity out of the way so he learns to relax about sex.

Stopped reading after the first two broken sentences.
You have the exact lines as someone who has zero experience with this.

LMFAO could you imagine getting this nervous or even fucking entertaining the thought of messing with fat/ugly chicks?

God, it really is all about face. OP is having a nervous breakdown with a fucking whale lmao

OP's a virgin. He's stressing because it's his first time clearly. I'm sure once he's fucked a few times he'll stop panicking.

Bro, you need to KILL that pussy. Call her up and be like yooo i'm gonna KILL that pussy.

i just fucked a girl last night
pic related
POST UR CONDOMS NOW BITCHBOI

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>NO
It's a message OP

>Using condoms

That’s not how medicine or neurosurgery works. I could write you an essay on why you’re wrong in every sense of the word but I won’t. Let it go friendo. Regardless of how smart she is she has about a 1% chance of becoming a neurosurgeon.

If you like her, then go for it. Don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise

>using condoms
Might as well just play with yourself

why the fuck would you post their picture on Jow Forums?

Everyone is a dreamer when they start school. What she wants to be won't necessarily turn to fruition unless she is highly dedicated. Playing vid gives me some serious doubts already.

Save your first for someone you truly love. Don't waste it on some whore or the first girl that will let you in their pants (if there is a difference between that and a whore I cannot tell). Sex is special. Save it for your wife.

You have to be 18 or older to post here.

Kys for being this sad at 18

I wish more people would realize this

she is fat

Checked

My gf used birth control thank you very much

Probably this. Just tell her you want to have some very casual NSA fun. Or just invite her over for a movie or whatever.

I haven't gotten laid in almost a decade though, so you might not want to listen to me.

>Not using lambskin.
What a fucking beta.

>Condoms
Confirmed vidya nerd who discovered alcohol three years after high school and only drinks with his vidya bros
So fucking typical

>Wants to fuck but not date
Tell her to go fuck herself

>only drinks with his vidya bros
This is so true it hurts. I don't go to bars or anything and the only time I drink is when I'm talking to old highschool friends online while they play videogames and I do other shit.

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t. med school dropout

You have absolutely no info, other than “She plays PUBG during her prereq courses,” that indicates a 1% chance. 1% of prospective med students becoming neurosurgeons =/= flat 1% chance for everyone. It’s not a lottery drawing. You’re projecting hard.

bonk

Rip shitman

>using condoms...

Don’t listen to this faggot

Sow your oats god dammit. Don’t save it for marriage Jesus Christ

>high btw

O yea move in. She says she dont want a relationship cause she just wants to fuck everyone now that shes out of one. Just be coy about it dont bring up anything about sex just try to connect on an emotional level instead of physically until she starts throwing herself at you.

Fuck that 4/10 and get rid of your virginity. Trust me, you'll be better off it will probably help with your clear social autism.

>wants to have my babies

Wear a rubber, pull out any way, and flush it down the toilet. This is a code yellow situation

I just noticed the panda ears are to hide her receding hairline

>18
>southern town
>wants to have your babies

Bring your own condoms, wrap your shit up, and personally flush the condom when you're done.

No exceptions

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People ITT don’t understand how getting pregnant works. Even if he straight up nuts inside her, the odds of her getting pregnant are low. There’s a reason couples have to “try” to get pregnant.

>Pic related is her
BAIL
You can do so much better if post is true. She doesn't need that filter to look like a fucking panda. she is one

*Citation needed

Southern white trash spawn like rabbits and this kids doesn't have a clue what he's doing. Best not to roll those dice yet.

webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/features/getting-pregnant-can-be-harder-than-looks

Mate you seriously may as well go buy a rubber and two honey baked hams and it's be the same result with more personality. For maximum realism leave the hams out in the sun for a few weeks.