Okay, user! Next question: what's the whitest thing you've ever done?

>Okay, user! Next question: what's the whitest thing you've ever done?

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I got into an argument with my grandpa about what brand of mayo was best.

started HRT

>that one time i was born with green eyes and pink nipples lmaooo xD

I decided that I wanted to settle down in the future with a caring family instead of sleeping around and being an absolute degenerate. There was also this time that I had the crazy idea to value myself more than I originally did so I tried to better myself through every means possible.

That's just being a fat lard, lad.

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cant think of anything not Jow Forums tier :(
brainwashed brainlet here

Not commit crime

I paid my taxes this year in a single check, total lump sum, no payments. Same with the used car I got in November.

I love saving money.

Got an office job

pronounce my T's

Lusted after my sister when she was pregnant with my niece

Made a project in the sixth grade on why the black community should stop saying nigga

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You're actually black, aren't you?

Went mudding with my redneck cousins and vaped that same day

made a formal complait

Yep
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Maintain a good relationship with my biological father who raised me

I got a job and bought a house and then built a shed.

>didn't inherit a mansion and a law firm from his father

not white

i banged my mom

ich liebe dich auch

>built a cuck shed for himself
that IS the whitest thing ITT

I had a friendly encounter with a police officer :)

tried to flirt with a black girl by asking what kind of rap she likes

I made my own operating system, not like those niggers at MIT.

I used to listen to mumford and sons