Your childhood friend is getting choked out

What do you do bros? Are you going to run away or did you get Jow Forums enough to save your friend?

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My childhood friend stopped talking to me after I lost the weight. I'd probably just watch, maybe see if the choker wants to hang out or something.

>childhood friend
What childhood friend? Fuck, what friend?

You choke out the guy choking your friend out.

What kinda dumbass choke is that? I'd rip the fucker apart.

Choking someone out is grounds for using deadly force against them. I know a guy who was choking someone out, the guy he was choking stabbed him 4 times and wasn't charged with anything. My buddy's tendons in one arm are all fucked up now and he's way less of a tough guy because of it. FYI

Oh I'm not fit enough to help but I'll try gouging the mans eyes out

FOREARM TO CHOKE STRONG

It should have nothing to do with being Jow Forums.
If they really were your friend, you would be in there and have their back regardless.

he's already dead

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You don't even need to be Jow Forums
The guys hands are full, you can literally just walk upto him and gouge his eyes

I smile. All my childhood friendships ended badly.

This is why martial arts is stupid

I don't care if its 40 Polish dudes stamping on his head if he's going down I'm going too

mine tried to scam me, so id probably just film it and upload it on Jow Forums or some shit

You don't even need to be Jow Forums to save him. Just gouge the choker's eyes out.

i dont know fighting, how to get out of a choke hold?

My childhood friend is the choker

like this? There is no escape. You have to fight and try to make pressure but there is no "recept" of getting out of this situation.

If I knocked the choker out and he had a tight enough grip, I'd be scared of it ending like this...

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choke the choker

>the weak should fear the strong who should fear the stronger

There are martial arts that involve weapons too you numbskull

No you wouldn’t

btfo

>tfw childhood best friend is a girl but you lost contact and neither of you have social media

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Do you have any mutual friends? You can't just make a facebook account and add a bunch of people you used to know and casually ask about her? Go to her hometown and check in on her parents and ask how she is?

If he agreed to a 1 on 1 fight and hasn't tapped or passed out hes not getting any help.

If it was a random attacker doing this for no reason then yes.

He's a US army ranger now. I think he would be the one doing the choking.

>Hey asshole
>Nice watch
>Too bad it won't look so good after I break it
>Break your face that is

Swissbro here so...
> Take pic related out of pocket
> Proceed to stab the fucker
> Call an ambulance while friend gives the fucker BLS because "muh Geneva Convention"

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lift the fallen log off him with my deadlift skills and unchoke him

the geneva convention concerns acts by state (as in nation state) sanctioned armed forces in times of war

your memes aren't funny

if you started punching him he'd have to let go and you both batter him, why is this even a thread it's so fucking retarded

My childhood friend is an asshole. We don't talk to eachother anymore for a reason. I'd spit in his face and walk away

>all these people talking about having bad ends with childhood friends
my main group of the friends is the same it was about 10 years ago with addition of people we've met at school et.c

I jump up and down to get his attention ;)

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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

John Cena, no!

I had a falling out with my childhood friend after he kept uppercutting me in the corner over and over for 2 rounds in the Simpsons wrestling game.

faaaaaaaaaaaaag

OP picture is a fairly shitty hold. Quite doable to get out with proper handfighting unless he changes to a proper grip.

wimp.

Autism detected

>I had a falling out with my childhood friend after he kept uppercutting me in the corner over and over for 2 rounds in the Simpsons wrestling game.
How very immature of you.

Then his childhood friend comes and chokes you out, chokemate.

Depends on if he deserves it or not. My childhood best friend is a bit of a cunt, and probably needs the life lesson.

Why is he shirtless on a train/subway?

depends on who. most of my childhood friends turned into drug using scum, I'd just let those ones go.

Ignore it. My childhood friend stabbed his brother a couple years ago and went to prison.

I've had the same main group since Freshman year of high school. I went off of my best friend from elementary school. That's what a consider childhood.

Punch my childhood friend in the face, then take dump on his stupid smokey face while he is laying in pool of his own piss and blood

Why'd he do that

o ty pizdo to dawaj kurwa

Poles are Eastern Europe jews.

Fuck off jew!!!!!!!!

Because he was a fucking sociopath. I stopped hanging out with him in like 5th grade because he used to bully his neighbor and was starting to get more violent and aggressive with others too. He and another retard in the neighborhood showed up to my house with a BB gun in like 7th grade because I laughed at something cringeworthy they did on the bus.

what if my childhood friend tried to rob the other guy? I can't just get in the middle of a fight without knowing what caused it/who was in the wrong. If some guy randomly started choking my friend then id tackle him by the legs to weaken his choke without risking killing him by directly smashing his head while its vulnerable like in the OP

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