What’s next y’all?

What’s next y’all?

Anyone with Jow Forums body got done tinder game???

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WHAT TO SAY? Will post reply

ur done buddy

That was cringy. Pls stop.

What the fuck is she implying here?

"Actually, tomorrow night let's go downtown to this nice Greek restaurant I know of. Perhaps we can converse there and enjoy ourselves a glass of wine while we get to know one another. I will pick you up at 5:15PM."

>invite a girl to your home in the 2nd message

GREAT IDEA

unless you are 10/10 calvin klein underwear topmodel just forget about it

girls literally cant, society teaches them they are sluts if they do this

always set it up so it doesnt make them feel dirty like going to the park thats close to your home then you can walk from there to your home

then at least she can tell herself that she wasnt planning on going to your house

>he plays quite rough tho ;)

Listen to your bad self

sounds like
>oh hey come over fuck my dog

You gonna have her fuck your dog or what

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My dog wants to talk to you, whats your number

He already sounds like a weirdo, don't make him sound creepy too

So did Tyler fuck the dog or what

Helpp

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>Hahah omg Stacy look this creep on tinder refers to his dick as my dog.Hahaha look how hard he tries for me to come over. As if i'm gonna fuck a loser like him just like that

wow
guys like you actually exist 10/10 good job Jow Forums

I can't comprehend how Jow Forums has so many amateurs. Like, I'm not that great but the kinda shit they message is just pathetic.

What do you expect, this is Jow Forums

What do now fit

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The problem with trying to be a comedian is if she falls for it she's an idiot and if she doesn't you're the idiot, either way you kinda lose

That ones already in the bag m8

Yeah, I guess that really does sum it up huh.

Maybe shes new on tinder and doesnt want to give number out

never seen this happen, just give her your number and she'll maybe text you

interesting

I had a feeling you'd been daydreaming about my hands on your body ;)

this

Anything for Jow Forums

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This was prob a good response4

But have you ever had nightmares? Im gonna love you then cave your face in with a hammer after performing coitus. Meet my dog

>using tinder and not okcupid to get real girls

ffs fit this isnt reddit

And you fucked it lad. Should’ve agreed to massage and got number and arranged to meet. When massaging slide down to the ass. Make sure you use oil though, gotta make it legit massage at first to turn her on, but yeah after go for the booty then gently rub her pussy after. Maybe slip a finger. Then flip her over and start kissing her. Kiss her neck, her tits. Rub your belly and pat your head user, you’re gonna need to learn how to multi task, cause while one hand is rubbing the clitty the other needs to be stroking her hair/groping tits/playing with nips...don’t forget to throw some sweet kisses into the mix too.

If you need any more advice just throw me a reply baybay. Anytime brother.

Thats some ugly girls.

kek

>speaking to women

>SMIRK EMOJI
SHE WANTS IT
HUGE IF TRUE!

Chad here. You're all cringey as fuck.

BRB lifting at 30.

Is reverse brap the most Alpha?

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>reverse brap
Holy shit

Kiwi here. Give me her number, I'll fuck her when shes in NZ.

Jesus Christ user please don’t ever approach a woman for her safety

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>fat ugly chick
>myspace angle
Don't come back here later "complaining" about how you ""always"" """fall for it"""

based kiwi

Kiwis are just fatter niggers

Hey shutup I live in Rotarua

Allright give me some tips guys because I'm a loser without any experience with girls.

I have been talking to a girl on tinder and got her snapchat. Asked if she wanted to come over but she said she was busy and even showed me pics where she was. So now it's a few days later and we are still talking a little and I only want to ask her out one more time before moving on.

Should I invite her over to watch a movie at my place or should I do something like grab a few drinks.

My guess is that girls don't want to go to your house immediatley when you haven't met them?

Yeah I’ve got a girl to drive an hour to my place without even asking for her number, everything was done through tinder. Majority of the girls I try to close on tinder die off after I get the number, so now I just kinda keep it contained in the app. I’ve got like 30 dead numbers and 5 or 6 dates to show for it, and just because I got bored of texting them.

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t. Beta who has to install semi friendship via text before he can go on for real friendship and/or sexual relationship

What are you DOING

>i live in the town that smells like rotten eggs
nice.

For context her bio says "I would date myself if I could" and my bio says "good posture", hence the weird sounding messages. What do I say tho Jow Forumsshe's very out of my league

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Why don't you show her your fedora collection while you're at it

Anyone else on Tinder hide their profile because they couldn't be bothered?

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did i do good?

do baldlets have hope?

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>hahah
If any woman ever sends this shit you're done, there's no coming back just cut your losses.

>doesn’t enjoy egg farts
Tell her to apologize for wasting your time.

Rekt

tell her you came

Sure thing got stuff:)
*nuzzles up against you
*rubs shoulders with paws
that feel good babe?
*smells your vagina getting wet
OwO what’s this?
*licks vagina with sandpaper tongue

tell her just kidding I do have cancer and you should be ashamed of yourself

I’ve genuinely got cancer and it hasn’t stopped me

Ask her if she is an archaeologist and that you have a large bone that needs examining

you wanna know how i know you watch too much porn?

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Lads. She's a yoga chick as well

BRAAAAAAAAAP

>baldlets
It's "hairlet", "baldlet" doesn't make any sense you brainlet.

Tell her to send you some pix of her "posture", you'll help her work on it

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING TIPS

this is fucking autistic. if you want to attract women, go listen to Black Phillip Show by Patrice O'Neal, God rest his soul. This fucker had a game only best of us have.

I don’t have a Jow Forums body but the ladies love me

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God I love these threads..

I fucking love this image

D, it, you should have said
The only number I have for you is a single digit, guess where it is.

>this kind of girl could be your future wife/gf

Why even bother

I've recently started using tinder properly and I cannot believe
>the absolute state of women in the current year

>eating dinner at 5:15

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Sex is so accessible to girls today that your future partner most likely jumped on the cock carousel for ages before settling with beta provider.

What's the point of marrying someone that most likely had >30 sexual partners, is it just insecurity make me thing that way or is settling down with a woman nowadays basically cucking and passively submitting yourself?

Meet somewhere public. They do not want to meet you at your house for the first time in person.

>greek
>no ouzo
Yep def show fedora collection

My sides may the world have mercy on your soul

Its insecurity. Why would you care how many partners your girl has had unless you're scared your inadequacies will be reflected by that. You will basically never get to date a virgin if you're past the age of 17. Just stop worrying and be the best version of yourself you can be. You know what women find more attractive than anything? A goal driven successful man who provides well and is confident.

>wait till you're 30
>marry an 18 year old