School Shooter Achivements Thread

Good Boy Points
>don't kill anyone

king of the hill
>blow up the school using propane and propane accessories

Instant cure
>kill every cripple in school

>endurance
Keep shooting for over 1 hour
>episode 2: electric boogaloo
Start a second massacer at a different place.
>dead island
Shooting on island
>Bane
No survivors
>Oy Vey
Kill at least 6 jews
>the Donald
Remove at least 10 illegal immigrants.
>high score
Beat the previous highscore in your discipline (school, college/university, general)
>folded 1000 times
Use a Katana.

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Columbine 2.0
>Shoot up the school with a friend
Two birds one Stone
>Kill 2 with one bullet

>bane
that sounds like a feat of strength desu

>Special forces
convince a tard to show you where everyone is hiding

>Honor killing
Kill a muslim
>Revenge for Europe
Kill 10 muslims
>Deus Vult
Kill all muslims in the area
>No witnesses
Kill everyone who saw you
>Zodiac
Get away with it
>Ghost
Kill several people without anyone noticing until you're gone
>Rage mode
Only fight melee
>Death from above
Shoot from the roof
>Chemist
Pull off a mass poisoning
>Gangbang
Kill with a group

I might do more later

>Party like its 1941!
Use gas to kill your enemies atleast 3 jewish casualties
>Do you fell lucky punk... WELL DO YA
Use a revolver
>Ghost
Don't let anyone know why you did it
>OFFICER DOWNS
Give a cop brain damage
>9th hokage
Naruto run flee the scene

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The last couple of times we had this thread, a shooting happened right after.
OP, whatever you're going to do, fucking stop now. We don't need more normals coming here.

>AK-47
No such thing.

Second coming of Elliot
>get stopped by a door

Supreme Gentleman
>get stopped by a door
FTFY, less clunky to say now

>OFFICER DOWNS

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Thanks.
(((oregano postilitis)))

American
>shoot yourself

>Cowabunga dude!
Shoot up the school with three of your buddies wearing Blue, Red, Orange and Purple martial arts gear on skateboards
>They Hunger
Order a pizza to the shooting site
>Remove Kebab
kill a turk

>houdini
sneak out of the school by blending in with panicked kids
>American History X
curb stomp somebody during the shooting
>scavenger
pick up ammo from dead cops
>holy retribution
conduct your attack at a catholic school
>crusade
only attack non catholic students
>It's over 9000!
Plant bombs in other public places designed to go off as the shooting starts
>military man
Shoot up an army base camp/training school
>SNIPER!
conduct your shooting with a high powered rifle a distance from the school
>good old fashioned
Wear a trenchcoat and shoot kids with a sawed-off in the library
>British Style
stab people instead of shooting them
>faliure
Do not kill a single person in your rampage
>adrenaline junkie
skydive into the school, guns blazing
>the shits
kill a student in a bathroom stall

>Remove Kebab
It should be something like Roach Removal. Alternatively
>Pest Control
Kill a turkish student with Raid! insect poison.

>Where's the joke Buckley
start your rampage at exactly 10:55

>old fashioned
But columbine isn't even an old shooting. Wouldn't going into a tower with a scoped rifle and sniping people be the old fashioned method? Whitman is old fashion.

Cucked to death
>force a chad to look as you rape his gf at gunpoint
Inception
>create a school shooting thread on Jow Forums while school shooting

I hope the FBI monitors these threads.

>VATS
shoot the weapon out of the hands of a cop OR headshot 3 students with one clip
>DIRECTIVE 7395
kill communists and only communists
>vault dweller
convince someone to an hero
>chosen one
destroy the principle/headmaster's office with an explosive of your choice
>lone wanderer
poison the water fountains
>courier
an hero, but survive and come back to the school for round 2
>sole survivor
recruit at least 5 other people to help you in retribution
>legate
kill any friends too pussy to help you
>AD VICTORIUM
kill only minorities
>nipton
crucify a student by the front door to intimidate cops

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>Standoff
Fight the cops
>Against all odds
Escape from the cops
>Conspiracy
Intentionally leave holes and contradictions in your story
>Dress up
Steal a dead students outfit
>What?
Smear animal blood in weird places to throw the investigators off
>Pyro
Kill someone with fire
>Pyromaniac
Burn it all down
>9/11
Kill someone with a steal beam
>Refugee style
Throw acid on someone
>Rabid
Use animals in your attack
>Planned out
Plan your attack
>Spontaneous
Don't plan your attack
>Columbine 2.0
Mess up a key part of your plan
>Mexican taps
Poison the water
>420
Be high during your rampage
>Party time!
Rampage on your birthday
>Elliot Rodgers
Wear some gucci sunglasses and a gold chain during your rampage
>No mercy
Don't spare anyone
>Merciful
Spare someone's life
>Just kidding
Pretend to spare someone's life, then kill them as they run away

Fun fact: the day after every other school shooter achievement thread there has been an actual shooting.

Would this be one of them?

Nothing to do with me, I'm just passing by.

>Just like PAYDAY
Last long enough to get SWAT, FBI or military on your ass

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-44237526

Jesse Owens
>shoot at kids while sprinting
Show and Tell
>suicide bomb your classroom
Solid Snake
>silently kill atleast five kids while using a cardboard box as a disguise
Tokyo Drift
>hit and kill five kids with the side of your car
Incognito mode
>Pretend to be one of the shooting survivors and get away with it
Love on the Battlfield
>jizz on the corpse of the girl who betrayed you
Operation Northwoods
>Bomb multiple civilian buildings and make the investegators think it was North Korea

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>lil Che
Utilize guerilla warfare tactics to escape alive.
>Enigma wrapped in a mistery
Wipe all your devices, burn any documents and leave no evidence of the shooting
>Common Core
Miss 20 shots in a row
>Private education
Hit 20 shots without missing
>Genius
Kill with every bullet you shoot
>Instant Karma
Start your massacre after another student bullies you/ after getting scolded by school workers
>Student of Osama
Use Chemical, Biological, Radiological or Nuclear weapons of any sort.
>Vault boy
Hide in your schools "hidden areas"

RAMIREZ
>complete all achivements

No russian
>open fire on large crowd with automatic weapon

I've covered wars you know
>Stream entire shooting

Ironman
>hold off police for 2 hours

Back you go!
>stuff gay Kids in closet before shooting

Absolute Alpha
>Kiss crush before shooting starts

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>hitman absolution
Shave your head, wear a black suit, use two 1911s with silencers and kill 10 normies without being noticed

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solo
>do a school shooting by yourself
duo
>do a school shooting with a friend
squads
>do a school shooting with 3 or more people

>either menacing or retarded
do an even laugh that lasts for at least 30 seconds.

>settle down there bud
get an erection

>miss me with that gay shit
kill the the male teacher after making him confess that he's a clause trans

>please don't do this
make a small female student follow you through the shooting.

>craftsman
Build your own gun using parts bought from the deep web
>weeb
Use katana to kill at least 5 normies that think futa trap loli hentai is bad
>Global Elite
Kill 5 normies with csgo knife

whoa mind blown...
good luck op. remember to an hero after so the cops dont make you bleed out

>I Shot the Sheriff...
Kill a school resource officer
>Authority Problems
Kill the principal
>Some of you Guys are Cool
Spare a normie that treated you nicely
>Somebody Once Told Me
Kick down a door during your rampage
>Recess
Shoot kids in the playground
>School's Out!
Conduct your spree on the last day of school

well shit. this thread should have gotten a little more attention yesterday, because now the shootings already happened.

>internet exclusion
even in the internet, you are denied attention from your peers. really? fucking good job how did this happen

bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-44237526

Word le friend

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>All out of Bubblegum
Spend all your ammo
>Bookworm
Kill the Librarian
>Fire!
Pull the fire alarm
>Boom goes the Dynamite
Succesfully activate at least 3 explosives
>!FUN!
Set a student on fire

>Battle Royale
Be the final survivor

>It's all ogre now
Sing the entire Smash Mouth - All Star in the process

>Unscathed
Get out without any injuries
>Close combat
Fight someone hand to hand and win
>Tard rage
Convince special ed kids to attack other students

>Theme song
Play music on a speaker during your rampage
>All star
Blast Smash Mouth - All Star on full volume during your rampage

>BURN BABY BURN
Use a flamethrower

>Heavy Duty
Use a minigun or gatling gun

Urist McAnon.

>Armed to the teeth
Score a kill by biting someone

Haha, these are some funny posts, guys! Really cool!
So, where are all of you from? Just making conversation.

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Just reported all of you sick fucks. I hope you rot in jail.

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More like
Animal Rights Activist:
>kill 20 chinks

Moot
>be a cuck faggot by ruining one of the few good threads on the whole fucking board

It's called a joke. No one cares if you reported us because we never endorsed the actions and we're protected under free speech. In case that wasn't clear enough, we didn't tell anyone to do this stuff, we just played along with OP's joke. If anyone does this stuff it's completely independent of us.

not Op,but its not about being original,its about starting threads we love,you cuntlicking fuck

>Fits like a glove
Play Better do it right by Smash mouth during the shooting

DJ Krazy Killer
>Blast music during your rampage
Hitler Youth
>Kill 10 Jews, homosexuals, or mentally ill
Dance Party
>Before killing a victim, make them dance by shooting the ground below them

>American
>Thinks he has free speech just because some piece of paper says he does
Lol umm no sweetie

Fuck off Hiro shill
Mootikins > hiro

Bipolar disorder
>call the cops on yourself

Some of you are alright
Unlocks by turning on cnn

Welcome to Kiwifarms
Get stopped by a couch

That's americans for you desu

Meta Gaming
>Participate in a reddit thread on Jow Forums about shooter achievements

Winar
>Escape the police, flee the country, and never get caught
Waiting for someone to win this

>blow it out your ass
kill the foreign exchange student

A Taste of Freedom
>Smuggle guns into a country with strict gun-control laws and kill people there

The Duke Nukem
>blow it out someones ass
The Duke Nukem Forever
>blow it out your ass

They Live
>Chew bubblegum until you run out, then kick asses

Apparently you dont realize whats happening either. What he is doing is also called a joke. He has /mlp/, /b/, gay porn, and fedora fashion out as tabs

(Don't) Save the Whales!
>Kill a fat girl
Braaaaaaap
>Kill people using gas
Hacker called Jow Forums
>Announce your plans beforehand on a certain internet site.
The hero we need
>Post on Jow Forums after getting an achievement
It ain't me
>Succesfully frame someone else as the shooter
Stone Age
>Kill someone using only rocks and sticks.
Lil' Kim
>Use nuclear weapons
Oi, you got a license for that?
>Kill someone using generic kitchen utensils.

these tabs that you have opened, you are trolling right?
Gay Porn, how to make a screenshot, /mlp/, fedora fashion, woman's rights petition.
You can't be real, right? Either that or you're a living meme

>you are trolling right?
>You can't be real, right?

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Fortunate Son
>kill the vietnamese exchange student using napalm
Butterfly effect
>your shooting causes change in gun laws in the state/country

T-THOSE TABS

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A fucking leaf
>kill all the canadians in the school