A girl I shagged with protection said she's feeling nauseous a week after we rooted. Am I fucked or is she exaggerating?
Help me bros
A girl I shagged with protection said she's feeling nauseous a week after we rooted. Am I fucked or is she exaggerating?
If you've already fucked her why are you still in contact
Because she's not the type of person I'd be able to break contact with. She literally lives 5 minutes away.
Doesn't start that early. She's either (a) sick with something else or (b) trying to extort you somehow.
>google morning sickness
>“Morning sickness often starts from 6 weeks - around two weeks after you miss your period," explains GP Dr Philippa Kaye. But some women can feel nauseous as early as 2-3 weeks, and for many it's one of the first symptoms of their pregnancy.
if you're still worried, just wait for when she's supposed to get her period
Is that the way aussies speak?
She probably isn't pregnant because she said she might be sick with something else but I can't help sacking my nuts at the thought.
I'm from New Zealand buddeh
>Not exclusively fucking tourists or girls when you are in another city
>Not lying about your name while remembering theirs
>Not intentionally breaking the condom
>Not stalking them on Facebook on your fake account
>Not spawning a half dozen bastards around the world
what the fuck does rooted mean? where are you from?
>shitting where you eat
hmst’d
rooted is the root of all ed.
OP is prettymuch fucked.
his dick will forever be a noodle
>not having mix kids with different races to create your own international choir of kids
This is unironically my fetish
Why stop at a half dozen?
>spread seed far and wide
>wait until children have reached young adulthood
>find underdeveloped nation
>take your children and their mothers and become local warlord
>you are now patriarch of a clan with a harem and an army of sons to defend you
>premarital sex
You reap what you sow
She's fucking with you. Girls do it all the time because 8/10 times the guy will believe she's serious, making him pay attention her neurotically.
praise jesys
>marry daughters to sons of neighboring clans
>invite neighboring warlords and sons to annual feast to celebrate feats of strength
Tribal life is so comfy
This unironically
too early, she's false flagging to see how you react
please leave, shlomo
Too early for morning sickness, she's just sick.
this turns me on wtf goals
Bitches love doing that shit.
>GF has pulled that shit so much it makes me not want to fuck her anymore
I wouldn't wish a pregnancy scare on my worst enemy.
why do they do this shit?
Maybe they're just worried about it and want to confide in someone that could relate? Or do yall think it could be a little more diabolical?
i cant wait to start doing this
> tfw will likely be shipping off to Syria
Holy shit I might actually do this.