Gf made me eat her ass

>gf made me eat her ass
>feel beta now and have no will to lift

Fucking hell lads

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Eating ass is cool dude, eating pussy is gay

>>made me
you feel beta because you are beta

>gf won’t let me eat her ass
God fucking dammit I might cheat on her just so I can do ungodly things to a cute girl’s butt

So whose opinion on this do I take?

All 3, you’re beta for not WANTING to eat her ass and forcing her hand

you eat her ass, she sucks your dick

this is the law of equivalent exchange

unless she doesn't keep it clean, then bounce before you get pinkeye

Hand her over, I love eating girl ass. Consider men.

>made me

mah dick

>eat her ass
I'm jealous.

>made me
Beta.

If you asked for her to sit on your face and ate it, or if you went to town on it yourself, or even if she wanted to act out some sort of femdom scenario and you agreed, that would be fine. If she sat on your face and you didn't want to eat it and didn't move her and say no, you're beta.

>he doesn't allow his girl to occasionally dominate him
Enjoy your getting cucked. Human sexuality isn't going to become as vanilla as you want it to be, no matter how much you cope and bitch :^)

Did it taste as bad as it sounds?

If clean, it tastes like nothing.

I remember it being a quite pleasant experience, but maybe that's just me. If you don't want to do things make sure you tell her about it though.

This is the truth

just dump her bro, you don't want to go down the path of sexual frustration

did you even read the post you replied to?

Literally the most alpha man will do anything sexual with a girl. A true Chad lasts so long he will do any kinky thing just to get off after 6 hours of non stop fucking.

I force my girl down and eat her ass, be a man op

eating ass is gay

this

>needs to be made to eat ass
You have the gay

> eating ex puss
> has nice ass, don't bother asking just go for it
> run tongue over asshole, she's never done butt stuff
> "What the FUCK!?"
> do it again
> "W-WHAT THE FUCK!?"
> tell her she has nice asshole
> talk about how nice her ass is when we fuck, stick finger in
> she gets really into anal longer we're together

don't be a pussy, get her after a shower and dive right into that ass.

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Sounds like an intestinal parasite.

this girl is trying to hide her gut by stretching it

Yep

>made you
what, did she drug you, tie you up and sit on your face or something?

>>gf made me eat her ass


what do you mean, like lick the butthole? stick your tongue inside the butthole?

sex is so gross, I'm glad I'm a virgin

Even the Romans agreed that eating out a woman was more gay than being fucked in the ass. I trust their expert opinions on faggotry.

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>not eating her ass
>not sharing her with a bro and making her buy you both breakfast in the morning

pathetic

Literally all day I think about eating ass

Y-yeah, m-me too

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You were always beta

how would eating your gf's ass make you LOSE motivation? my fucking test spikes every time i ate my GF's ass.

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>eating ass
Fucking gross

I love eating ass but hate eating pussy. it taste weird and feels dirtier than an ass for some reason . all I imagine in a yeast bacteria ridden wet hole. an ass has shit deep inside of course but it seems cleaner, like an elastic airtight pink pretty hole