Tfw no blue board bf

so you prefer a guy who still jerks off to mild mannered and non-pornographic images like a pubescent kid?

Or a guy that separates jerkoff time from talking shit to strangers online time

Stop being selfish you roastie. Men have physical needs, women have emotional needs. You want a relationship, you're going to have to work for it. Most men don't want to deal with your disgusting emotional bullshit, just like you don't want to deal with men's disgusting physical bullshit. But that's what relationships are. Deal with it and grow up.

what makes you think everyone browsing here is constantly beating the meat? aside from being disgusting incels

ls this some sort of copypasta?

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No, it's not. Ever wonder why you never had an upbeat friendly non-depressed internet male friend to just talk to every day that doesn't want or engage in lewd stuff? Either he's depressed and just drags you down constantly, or he's lewd. Now choose.

>not playing dsr

>Ever wonder why you never had an upbeat friendly non-depressed internet male friend to just talk to every day that doesn't want or engage in lewd stuff?
I've had plenty lol
Still taking r/incels deletion hard?

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why is everyone calling you a roastie chaotic?

>I've had plenty lol
Either it wasn't long lasting, or they had plenty of sex without telling you.

New and retarded
>male 'friends'
>sex without telling me
Now you're grasping for straws
Backpedal a little more

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>he's my friend so he tells me everything
Stop being delusional.

Confirmed bait, no one can be this retarded.

Good argument there.

when you make an incel argument and realize you said some autistic shit you can't just change the main point/subject

that's something a woman would do

It is not so much changing the point as it is putting words in someone's mouth to win an e-argument.

Pathetic

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Why would a friend tell another friend about all the sexual partners they've had? Dumbass.
You're the one who has no idea how relationships work, intimate or not.

She claimed she had non-depressed non-lewd male friends before. I simply stated this is impossible and that the male friends in questions were either not her friends for long, or have had their physical needs met elsewhere where it didn't involve her.

After which in she claimed that this is impossible as her friends would tell her everything, which is a faulty assumption to make as just because you have a friend, doesn't mean you know their secrets.

Its your posts honey.

That's my point. They don't. Yet she claimed that they have.

I've not put any words in your mouth, you do it for me lol.

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Quote me where i do that you roastie. It's time to grow up and stop fishing for friends and get into an actual grown up relationships where its not just about your needs but about his needs too.

you absolute fucking sperg

OP

HAS

A

PENIS

Is it a feminine penis though

lol why'd you gotta give it away

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Jow Forums is not an incel board reeeeeeee

Oh. Okay then carry on. Sorry for the misunderstanding OP.

Though technically you can't be a robot since you can just go on grindr or some other gay dating website and within minutes get showered by messages from thirsty guys with physical needs.

If only
I want a wholesome guy who's not just in it for the sex
I know grindr is just sluts and 30+ sugar daddies

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what the fuck did you DO TO CEBRUZ

>I want a wholesome guy who's not just in it for the sex
Then offer something more than sex. Initially its going to be about sex, but if you get to know the guy, his hobbies, what he likes, get interested in his life, be romantic and social, then he might just keep you around long term.

theres a thing called discussion boards like hobbies.not everyone here jacks of to some anime girls or some random crap on /b/.

youtube.com/watch?v=1s_O_IV18N0

he's a normie that no one likes or cares about and to be honest you are probably him

Is chaotic the ultimate newfag detector?

Unironically yes

ori

based and redpilled chaotic

greatest /daddy/ and manipulationist i ever saw
+rep