Sure user, I would love to go out with you

>Sure user, I would love to go out with you
>but first you need to eat all these donuts and you can't go to the gym for a month, we need to spend time together instead
What do you do

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CARBO LOAD AND KAZAR MILKIES FTW

eat the donuts but then keep going to the gym

Take the donuts and tell this bitch to fuck off for wanting to take control of my life

"Excuse me, m'lady, but tits on a fat girl are roughly equivalent to abs on a skinny guy."

I’d eat the donuts. I only lift to get a gf anyway.

Eat donuts and go to gym anyway

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how much sex would I have to have in a month to burn the calories in those donuts?

I can lift at lunch when I'm at work.

Eat donuts while hatefucking her into the mattress. Will leave her passed out cum filled with an empty donut box on her stomach and the remains of donuts sugar on her hickeyd tits.

Go put the extra carbs and post sex test boost to use in the gym then go for a jog to burn off extra calories.

>Lie
>Eat donuts
>Pump and dump
>Go to gym

Squeeze her tits and make loud honking noises until she goes away

HOME GYM MASTER RACE

>tries controlling you before you even go out
Ya no

Came here to post this, the only correct answer.

Say that the library has a severe dont deficiency and need those immediately

Fuck no. What sick cunt would do that? Fat fetish gains goblin who will ruin your physique, and simultaneously your life detected

she's not fat

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Women don't like it if you are easy to control, it's just a test. Best to refuse

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BUT WHY DO THEY MAKE TEEEESTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET

I don't know man, is she good looking and we have similar personalities? Then yeah. If it's just for a quick shag nay

>do as I'm going to take a donut
>grab her tit
>"no way fag"
>leave

The correct answer.

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decline and go to the gym anyway

I'd smack the donuts right out of her fucking hands. Sorry cunt, I'm only into gay furry porn and working out, not succubus BITCHES and CARBS

>eat donuts once
>buy weight set
>work out at home

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>promise her I won't go to the gym
>eat a couple of doughnuts
>fuck her
>go to the gym afterwards without washing my dick
Who the fuck is going to stop me?

this guys got it all figured out

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>12 donuts for 2 people
I'd eat two and leave the rest. I'm still working out

Well only if the donuts are served with a nice glass of warm titty milk.

>tfw not having a gf that helps you BLOATMAXX.

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this but I do bodyweight because I'm poor and an underachiever

Grab the front left doughnut dunk it in her cleavage, flip the entire box out of her hands while she is stunned. Retrieve the doughnut from her tiddies, like "bitch I'm going the gym, clean this shit up" take a big old bite, throw it on the ground and then head on my way.

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...

Found the Chad

Devilish

>Ok
Then just don't eat the donuts and make excuses for why you have to leave

'tis a cruel twist of fate m'lady *tips fedora* *flourishes cape*

>eat donuts
>puke up (since I couldn't stomach so much shitty food at one sitting anyway)
>eat some healthy stuff to rebuild my health
>keep going to the gym behind her back
>do extreme cardio and abs during ferocious penetration for how ever long she lets me

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I can only eat one donut per meal, how do you expect me to eat a dozen?

Look at those sausage fingers and say that again.

Eat those donuts, WITH A SIDE OF MILK. And by milk, I mean HER TITTIES!!!!!!1

Home gym bloatmaxx master race

How did you get in my house you fat titcow! Get the fuck out before I shoot you in the god damn face!

....ALL the fucking donuts IN ONE SITTING...is this what you do? The fuck.

>eat donuts
>get a work out by fucking her
Bitches love it when you can lift them in the air during sex

>throw away the donuts
>eat her donut
>go to the gym
>repeat

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Tell her to fuck off as I make my preworkout.

I already do that

>click on thumbnail to look at tits. Close thumbnail while staring at the donuts
Fuck I'm deprived
Hold me /tit/

Here some dairy while you think about donuts

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Thanks man..
Asians are disgusting tho

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Eat the donuts and do runs when she isn't around. Bitch can't be on my back every minute.