OP here, The more Neanderthal genes you have, the more European you are. Fucking jelly shitskin... never gonna make it
Tyler Richardson
shoo shoo hungry chihuahua
Brandon Miller
>Keeps me warm in cold winters It doesn't >Attracts bitches It doesn't >Body armor It isn't >Dominant and alpha like a true Neanderthal Yes, I'm very scared of hair
Jace Roberts
>Neanderthal genes exclusively show up in Europeans
Bow down before the heavenly image in front of your eyes !
>It doesn't It does , in ways you could never understand
>It doesn't Its almost as important as my Lamborghini >It isn't My beard once blocked a bottle of vodka from breaking on my face , that's to that I won the fight.
>Yes, I'm very scared of hair Have you ever seen a lions mane ? Thats exactly what you witnessed , now bow down little sheep
What are you talking about? OP said he wanted to look like a Neanderthal
Matthew Robinson
It doesn't keep you warm, women find your body disgusting, it wont block a knife nor a bullet and your pathetic frame isn't dominant no matter how much hair you have. You don't look like a manly viking, you look like a disgusting turkish nerd.
I know it isn't you in the pic and I know your le epic bait, I don't care.
>like a true Neanderthal Europeans aren't neanderthal descendants though
Charles Lewis
I am probably the hairiest out of all of you. I've got shit ton of back hair, shit ton of chest and stomach hair. My arms are hairy, and everything connects. My arm hair connects to my chest hair which connects to to stomach hair which connects to my Lower back hair which connects to my upper back hair, which connects to my fucking shoulder.
I probably have a better beard then you too, thick aff proper sikh beard. It's thiccc af, I can place a comb in it and it will stick. Same thing with pencils.
For ALL this fucking hair though I don't have hair on the only spot I'd want it. My scalp is so fucking thin and patchy so I just keep my hair buzzed at all times.
I seriously hate my body hair but I can't shave it since it grows back so fast, and my skin is sensitive so when I do get waxed I end up with bumbs.
Seriously I am so ashamed and embarrassed to go to the beach because I don't have thick and luscious hair. It looks so odd because I have so much body hair, yet I'm bald
Oliver Foster
>look at my masculine body hair xD >child-bearing nips
Unless you're a big strong dude, body hair anywhere close to this level is absolutely disgusting. People will see you as a dirty smelly fuck whose too lazy to even put in the bare minimum at looking presentable.
This is fine tho
Michael Evans
>Is proud of his hobo fur >Decides to not show us xis face.
so some jew from europe who is in "israel" is claiming how European he is.
fuck off back to russia shlomo, no one wants you in Palestine, you don't belong there, you're a neaderthal
Brody Garcia
my penis has a better body shape than OP's body
Jordan Sullivan
Do you shave your back? I'm not impressed by this post as I'm similarly haired and I was just curious if you were so delusional you thought women were attracted to a hair back aswell
Jacob Evans
>stomach hair >cheast hair >shoulder hair to upper arm hair >back hair and everything connected >lot of leg hair
srly. what to do? Can't keep arm, shoulder and back hair
Samuel Wilson
>neanderthal >not realizing their modern descendants are kikes and nigs
I'm good.
Ethan Anderson
We can't do much other then praying that we get better genes the next time we are born :'((((
Or you spend like 10-20k on laser hair removal..
Cooper Turner
cringe
Chase Clark
Body hair essentuates your body. Sort of a chaotic neutral, it can make you look better or worse than you are
Andrew Rivera
Bro you look pale and Lanky but body hair master race reporting in