Chocolate increases testosterone

So cacao beans actually increase testosterone. Does this mean that chocolate increases test.

proof
itestosterone.com/dark-chocolate-cacao-testosterone/

So why does chocolate get shunned on by people saying its unhealthy?

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Whenever I eat chocolate I have nightmares

because your average chocolate is filled with shit

Milk chocolate is unhealthy. Dark chocolate (70%+) is good, in reasonable amount of course.

because chocolate has a shit ton of added sugar and usually minimal amounts of cacao powder you absolute fucking tardino

this

have you tried tasting pure cocoa powder before? it tastes like absolute shit. the only reason chocolate is good is because it is 80% sugar and milk and other shit

It is probably a better replacement for sweets though.

>So why does chocolate get shunned on by people saying its unhealthy?
Huh? It was kinda spammed all the time a few years ago that dark chocolate is healthy but not milk chocolate

welp
I'm grabbing a spoon and eating cacao powder tubs like peanut butter.

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milk chocolate is bad for you and dark chocolate tastes like shit

100% cocoa Chocolate ONLY, not kidding. Only healthy chocolate.

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70% cacao is good desu

>Post sponsored by Hershey's.

because the "chocolate" you are talking about is not the same as the "chocolate" everyone is eating.

cacao beans raise test
not sugar, milks and coco fats
also the increase in test from chocolate will only be if you're not already producing optimal levels
also you won't fucking feel or see any benefits

it's because after you were raped your uncle bought you chcolate to make you feel better about him tearing your asshole open

>dark chocolate tastes like shit

Chocolets, when will they learn?

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I always hated dark chocolate until I hit 22 or so. But I started to make myself eat it due to the myriad health benefits and now can't get enough, milk chocolate tastes horribly sweet in comparison. It always takes time and exposure for your tastes to change, I used to hate having tea or coffee without sugar too.

The trick with dark chocolate is not to chew it as quickly as you would with milk chocolate, let it melt in your mouth slowly while enjoying the aromas (no homo).

>dark chocolate tastes like shit
get a load of this sissy

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Buy raw cacao powder
mix with melted organic coconut oil to form a liquidy mixture

Put mix into small molds and freeze. Now you won't be such a limp dick

I'm kind of the same. I started eating it at that age after hating it my whole life. I heard it lowers cortisol so I started eating it like once a week. Granted I could only find Hersheys dark but it was still alright.

>proof
>itestosterone.com/dark-chocolate-cacao-testosterone/
How do you get proof of something with zero evidence cited?

Maybe try scrolling down all the way to see the citations you fucking moron.