>mom: “when’s the last time you talked to a woman, user?”
Mom: “when’s the last time you talked to a woman, user?”
Jaxon Smith
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Colton Walker
I still dont understand how some of you neets cant even befriend girls
Asher Roberts
>being friends with girls
Unless you are trying to sleep with them/their friends, I don't see the point.
Leo Lee
Men and women can never be just friend lmao
Jack Collins
>Look at mom
>Bitch i'm talking to you right now
Angel Davis
>he calls his own mother a bitch
Talk about dysfunctional families
Joseph Myers
The last girl I tried talking up was incredibly rude. Any time I tried starting a conversation she responded with one word replies. I wasn't even hitting on her or anything just casual conversation.
Kevin Sanders
happens literally all the time my man.
I have multiple girls I'm friends with and I also have a gf.
Luis Miller
>I have a gf
Your sister is not your gf how many times must we tell you?
Nathaniel Nguyen
Isaac Edwards
>think girl in class in hella cute
>gather up courage and talk to her
>think she might actually be into me
>turns out she has a bf and now were just friends
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE BUT
Michael Cox
>weirdo in class stares at me all class
>approaches me one day
>scared for my life
>tell him I have a bf even tho I really don't
>he fucks off into the friend zone
Dominic Edwards
idk I'm a temporary NEET and really I don't run in any social circles currently, especially since I live where it is rural, so I don't befriend anyone. I'm sure it's the same for most other NEETs.
Isaiah Rivera
>"mom, I fucking live together with my girlfriend"
Jaxon Jones
Brody Rogers
I'm sry ur sister isn't dtf user, but we aren't all so unfortunate
Isaac Scott
>t. no man ever
Jaxson Richardson
Do you ever say hi to a girl and she smiles and says hi back?
Julian Ramirez
it's just a meme user
Zachary Foster
yesterday, a girl smiled at me when i accidentally spilled water on myself in chem class. i think i'm making it guys.
Hunter Robinson
No, she usually starts running or something
Asher Cruz
>this is who is giving you dating advice
Brayden Gray
>Uhmm hey user, you've had gf before, right?
Thomas Fisher
Y-yes of course
Josiah Turner
uhhh hey, bitch why don't you fuck off and go get knocked up for like the 3rd time.
Austin Long
nice
Parker Walker
I was unironically asked this by the girl who eventually took my virginity. I lied. She probably knew.
Noah Russell
fuck you, none of your business mom get out of my life
Jaxson Miller
yeah was a long time ago though haha, been a while might be a bit rusty LOL
Camden Watson
Camden Martinez
Digits of truth
Logan Brown
This is how it works, user.
>be friend with hot girl and not in a beta orbiter kind of way
>see her on a night out with her other hot friends
>hook up with one of them
Michael Ward
except what really happened
>go out with hot female friend's friends
>try to hook up with one of them
>get rejected and laughed at by everyone including female friend
>run home crying
>shitpost on Jow Forums pretending you got laid
Austin Collins
Well i never said it ended well, where do you think we are?
Nathaniel Hernandez
kys creep
Tyler Hill
How do you not be a beta orbiter? Honestly asking
Jackson Richardson
You dont chase them
Daniel Torres
Talk to them like you'd talk to anybody else, don't give them preferential treatment and this
Elijah Reed
>tfw had a bf before
Benjamin Flores
don't go out of your way for them, in fact don't do anything for them
Justin Martin
Hahahah no, not really. I've been pretty bad with women all my life.
Jayden Davis
Look at me guys Im such a normie xdd
Christian Jenkins
>never had a gf or female friend
>30 yrs old
>would be kissless virgin if not for hookers
>wont ever know what real sex is
One of friends gfs asked me this once in front of a bunch of girls and they thought I was still a virgin
Logan Hall
>hella cute
All niggers and their brain dead worshipers are not welcome here
Lucas Gomez
this
Julian Flores
>do this
>get placed on backburner
>forced to ghost qt
I don’t even bother trying anymore
Alexander Sanders
I called my mom yesterday
Jack Gonzalez
So basically throw whatever game I have at them and once I feel myself getting friend zoned (any non Chad knows when this happens) just reset and treat her like my guy friends?
Jaxon Edwards
>i called my mom
>she didnt pick up
Landon Rivera
“I’m literally talking to one now you dumb bitch, where’s my fucking oatmeal”
Blake Hall
>move in with male roommate
>mom text: pls don't turn gay
>mfw
Nolan Parker
>"jokes on you, mother. i am already a faggot."
Gavin Brooks
not sure if my parents think i'm gay or loser but they haven't even hinted at anything like that for years
Sebastian Richardson
Ayden Hernandez
Connor Reed
this girl said have a good night to me once when she exited the elevator. She also smiled which was nice
Lincoln Peterson
Quads were wasted on an incel.
Jack Scott
This happened to me, but I was an obvious foreigner in Japan and only knew enough to tell her what floor I needed and thay she said good night.
Gabriel Mitchell
once you gain muscle and face aesthetics, and bust a nut, you realize most sluts you find attractive are ugly as shit and their body isnt as good as yours