What type of body do I have?

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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Literally the female equivalent of a skinny fat dad bod aka revolting

Now imagine the reality that there are 100s of betas and even desperate 7/10 guys messaging this cow as we speak. That is feminism in the current year

Would fill with baby batter, if you catch my saying famalamdingdongpiffpoff.

The “I drink too much and move too little” body

The fetish this guy has where he gets off by pretending to be a pudgy girl on a fitness board to elicit degrading comments is some of the weirdest shit, even weirder than blatant weird shit like balloon fetishists and those guys who wade in manure pools.

Wow it’s too bad none of her fat goes too her boobies. Bad luck.

you are fat with small tits, literally worthless as a woman.

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you sly, ironic scum
you did well user

You could totally own any muffin top competition

I want to rub my penis on your tummy

being this unsatisfied with life

Evaluate

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Average/normal/unremarkable

Meh
Normal
Average
Lukewarm
Ordinary
Unremarkable

Normal, bordering on cute in a quaint sort of way.
Will let you ride on my dick.
If you want to wow me then do the basic bitch cardio bunny thing combined with instathot booty workouts and learn how to pose.
You have everything you need to be hot as fuck.

stumpy af legs, not good when chubby, you have potential if you do cardio and diet

You're definetely on the fat side but it could be worst.

Hnnnnng that FD

Thick, solid, tight, keep it up brah you are going to make it

These are the type of girls that got fat from their faggot ass hot milkshake drink from Starbucks. And then later stops.

Drinks FitTea endorsed by the Kardashians.

Buys those little water bottle that are "infused" where you out fruit in the chamber and makes water drinkable for them, because this is how they get their vitamins. Take pictures of it.

Then go to a salad bar. Post it on social media.

Get on Thrive, or those stupid "Carb Blockers"
And post more inspirational quotes and photos of fitness and going against the grain and being different. Not like other girls. Because they are" diamonds in the rough"
They only rely on cardio, shitty 10 min slow as duck cardio, stupid ass girl apps and programs, that will get your tummy tuck by doing ridiculous squats and lower body work outs.

Only to find out that their husbands or boyfriends or the only ones that follow a program, works full time , the breadwinner, goes to the gym, eats healthy and still tends to her needs.

>Husband: "hey babe, what's for dinner? Or did you not make any?"
>Her: " yeah babe. I made spaghetti it's on the counter"
as she scrolls through her Instagram. And staying in her "gym " clothing all day.

So the man with discipline passes the useless spaghetti, and reaches into the ridge, pull out a chicken breast and fresh veggies, and cooks it. And eats.

> that bitch knows I'm cutting. Feeds me her lazy ass cuisine.
But he eats, rest, works, gym, and still loves his idiot of a wife.

Globglogabgalab

you ok bud

I would let that girl suck my cock, and I might feel her up at a party. Doesn't look like fun to make out with and ESPECIALLY not fun to have sex with. Fat pussies look nasty from the front or back. I might fuck her if she had a rape fantasy that she wanted me to fulfill, but she is pretty fat.

Mate if it was just right then you wouldn’t be asking, of course it’s too fat

You’d have no trouble getting smashed by drunk guys every weekend though

Slim waste and narrow shoulders and wide hips and not a visibly ugly face means you’ve got potential

Insaminate

If you've got a good personality, then it's cute. If you're a bitch, then you look like shit.
That's how in the middle your body is.

kek, there's the answer right there.
/thread

pudgy, good for a quicky

average, girl next door

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Yeah I'm Gucci my nigga

newfag detected

I'd plow hard