What do I say next
I feel like I'm in good standing
What do I say next
Fuck her right in the pussy
Orginally ofc
"Lemme get them digits "
>"So I was thinking I could take you out to sushi later and then we could see a movie and fuck after"
What appallingly ugly emojis
>"So I was thinking I could buy you dinner later and let me come over to your place and awkwardly sit around, expecting sex"
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Dvorak
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who is your daddy and what does he do
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I would cut off the first part and say you ARE going to take her out for sushi and a movie.
Let her pick a time that she is free.
sne d her some gore and her adress and call her tell her her moms gonna die
and that you ARE going to fuck her
Just say "lol jk" or something like that
>don't let it happen again
you already look like a tryhard, clingy, overly-attached, thirsty, controlling, beta fuck and all because of this one little line
good luck OP this is gonna be a hard lesson for you to learn but it'll be an important one; there's no advice I could possibly give you because you both won't believe me and also need this lesson
You already fucked up by telling her not to let it happen again. Topkek
pain olympics is always a classic
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>tfw an user was born too handsome to develop a sense of humor
we virgins may not truly have it the worst after all
do you beliebe ? truly, in god ?
hiding your insecurites behind a winky emoji and pretend irony to disguise your true feelings of desperation isn't an effective tactic my dude
ask what she thinks of this bbc collection you collected over the years. if you don't have a bbc collection at hand then just send her random dick pics off the internet
>Just don't let it happen again
You already fucked up
Who the fuck are you
She already has fifteen nigger dicks in her mouth to spite you
sent her a suicide stream
>Making shitty jokes with uncatchable irony and expecting people to perceive their AMAZING sense of humor
Eeeeehhhhhhhh
how is that uncatchable irony? she literally caught it.
wtf are you talking about, it was a completely normal thing to say, a really simple light joke. it didn't ruin anything you're fucking retarded.
like I said bud, good luck
>I wanna fuck your pussy baby
>just don't let it happen again
oh man women just love being ordered around by an insecure wimp who has to overcompensate with fake dominance like that.
I wouldn't say shit. If she messages you eventually maybe you aren't fucked.
stop using android emojis first of all
Show me pussy
j-just don't let it happen again *emoji*
yep, cringe compilation here you come
Op is deluded, beta cucks learn eventually