Fooled by NoFap Meme

>Be me, 22 year old twink mode
>Get into fitness
>Get into NoFap
>Gainz are gettin gud
>Sexual urges raging
>Be gay
>Due to religious devotion to NoFap + heavy lifting start to lose mind a bit
>TFW started having drastically lower standards
>TFW recently gave up twink butt to an old guy at the gym so I could nut

Thanks a lot Jow Forums

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Sounds hot, did he have a nice cock?

Dad mode everything, but yeah the cock was nice

You should become his little twink slut.

>not just jerking off
I would rather jerk off than let a stranger fuck me. Jesus Christ you're nasty and dumb

>tfw No fap day 17
>accidentally seen a gif of a qt girl pushing lemons out of her ass
I'm fucking sweating here boys, I'm not sure if I can make it

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do what you have to do to get by on nofap user

Was it worth it? How does that even work? You just ask a guy in the gym to fuck your butt?

OP is a faggot

kys

Not him but my first gay experience was in a gym when I was like 20. Some guy kept eyeing me in the sauna, I thought he was trying to stare me down to fight or imply that I was not strong enough to withstand the heat of the sauna or something, but then when everyone else left he started chatting me up. I was pretty nervous, but before I knew it we were making out. We went the showers, he pinned me against the wall, jerked me off, then left.

>this has probably happened in the last gym shower you were in

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Yes my man you should wear flip flops at your gym shower

>accidentally seen a gif of a qt girl pushing lemons out of her ass
how the fuck do you see something like this "accidentally"?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF Jow Forums

Is this your first day on Jow Forums buddy?

>Implying Jow Forums isn't, haven't always been and will always be gay

Blue boards aren't really like that anymore, except for sp. If you were browsing pol or r9k and you saw something like that, you have bigger problems than your nofap streak

The internet is a pretty wild place m8

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Erm, yeah, NoFap isn't really intended for practicing gays. It's a spiritual journey of self-discovery between you and God, but until you turn away from Lucifer's path you the "soul" you reconnect with inside yourself will not be found, so you'll just end up as a faggot who is even more horny and desperate than usual.
Until you give up your life of gay lust, you will be a lost soul who even NoFap cannot help.

this except unironically

> religious devotion
> Took it in the ass from an old man
Makes sense

Kek

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Other than radical dropping of standards, how long is it safe to nofap?