Thinks he's made it

>thinks he's made it
>doesn't have a tattoo

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face it copecels, in this day and age if you're not inked up you're a dweeb at best and a dork at worst. women see tattoos on a Jow Forums guy and soak their panties thinking that their bad boy fantasy has come to life. the right tattoo is like a magic key that opens any set of legs, but if you're too big of a pussy to get tatted then enjoy spending yet ANOTHER weekend alone in your room ya fucking pinhead.

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wasn't he kicked out of the Marines for going AWOL

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my bros want me to get an elvish word tattooed with them but I think elvish script looks very feminine. what do

No ink for this dink

Yea that's why he has that black tribal tattoo

Tats are for attention seeking faggots desperate to make up for their lack of or shit personalities.

The last thot I banged said she loved my tattoo free body. She said I looked “clean”.

As long as no Greek statue is found with a tattoo then I will abstain

Lmao
Tattoos are so fucking tacky
Grow up

Why would I, I'm not a vegan, dock worker, alcoholic, Pacific Islander, or receiving food stamps

Every tatted person, whether on social media, dating sites, or real life, has the uncontrollable and highly annoying need to tell everyone they are tatted as if tattoos were some virtue. They aren't. They are overpriced, poorly thought out, permanent testaments to stupidity and/or single motherhood

Might as well scrub the irises out of your eyes while you're at it.

Sure she did, bud. Was this right before you woke up?

Tattoos are really common. It’s no longer interesting to have them.

Imagine getting a tattoo and then having that same tattoo when you’re 50. Kek

bet you have a barbed wire bicep tattoo fag

>banging used goods

enjoy the sloppy seconds of a tattooed god

Imagine being a virgin past the age of 18.

>bad boy fantasy
Get a swastika if you really want to be that. Only if you're a true believer tho. I plan on getting a Black Sun when I'm Jow Forums

I know, probably would be terrible

Imagine getting a gf and then having that same girl when you’re 50.

...kek.

It was pretty nice.

It will only help identify the shooter, so no tats or piercings for me

>They are overpriced, poorly thought out, permanent testaments to stupidity and/or single motherhood
That tattooed guy still fucking your ex missus there champion

She was finally trying to convince herself that she's found a NICE GUY.

Not like those other tattooed guys who wrecked her pussy before you.

getting a tattoo will not make you a bad boy and no woman on earth is going to fall for that. they have highly attuned sensors for men pretending to be badass

Imagine coping this hard when you realize that shit's going to sag and look like ass in 20 years

>Coping this hard

Post pic of it

I would tell anyone not to get tattoos. I have quite a bit and got all of them between the ages of 16-21 (29 now. Inb4 that 30yo) and i regret every single one of them. They dont look bad yet, but im sure they will in 10-15 years. Its just more that youre never gonna be the same person or have the same tastes that you do now 10 years in the future. So putting something on your body permanently when youre young means youre guaranteed to regret it later in life

>self check my own quads

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>overpriced

stopped reading there poorfag

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I sit in interview meetings for a government facility. I don't hire degens with visible ink

The only girls I've ever met who are into tats are the ones who you definitely don't want a relationship with.

i got you brah

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Im gonna get some when I move out. Want lips on my chest

Man idk.

In my experience; tatted up alt-chicks have a certain thing for a clean-cut, non-inked guy. But I think it's a similar sort of dynamic, but instead of a bad boy, it's a different sort of male authority figure.

A tattoo is like a bumper sticker for the human body.

Cope

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