"Now that we're boyfriend and girlfriend, it's time for your first handjob, sweetheart"

>"Now that we're boyfriend and girlfriend, it's time for your first handjob, sweetheart"

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wow just like my tentical doujins

That would probably feel good tho. Imagine your cum going in those holes.

false and also homosexual

Well these holes are the only ones small enough to make a tight fit for your micropenis.

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LASGNALOOKS BURNT KAREN

What? This comment is entirely original and you cannot prove me otherwise.

that looks like there were little hard things in the holes and then someone picked them out which is SSSSSOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSATISFYING OMG
do want

haha dumbass tried to make his own mustard gas

i don't know why but I'm aroused by holes not afraid of them...

I manrity now?

If you lads didn't know, the condition the person in the pic has is called jiggers.

its just peanut butter

minority

t.dislexic

Seems like someone has retained parts of their bird brain.

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what on earth is happening to that poor anime girl

she gets it

She's orgasming while removing lotus seeds from the holes in her body. It's completely natural and every anime girl goes through that phase eventually.

Why the fuck do I have a hole fetish now

And here we are thinking that being 2d is all fun and games

I want to be surprised someone took the time to draw that
I want to be, I really do

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The price to pay is pretty steep if you don't do it in time.

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I prefer notThe Pain over jiggers.

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It's your more primitive parts of your brain interacting with your advanced perception of desire. Your brain tells you to pull the nutritious snack, whether seed or insect, out of those holes.

She's cute would stick peepee in holes if not for wasps

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